Jeremy Corbyn (26)

Once again, I find myself having to nominate Jeremy fucking Corbyn. Oh Jeremy Corbyn, you must be desperate to win the 2020 cunt of the year award. It seems that Magic Grandpa considers himself to be exempt from the shutdown advice that those who are 70 and over should stay indoors, because there he was when Parliament reopened, sitting on the Labour backbenches like the complete and utter twat that he is. And that isn’t the only example of this pathetic communist’s breaching of lockdown rules. He’s been photographed wandering about his constituency, ignoring social distancing and trying to shake hands with people. A few weeks back, he was pictured outside his house, apparently attempting to give one of his sons a gong. WHY he was trying to give him a gong is anyone’s guess, but he did it.

The most ridiculous thing he’s done though was on the latest round of ‘Clap for the NHS doing their fucking jobs’. Clapping wasn’t good enough for Corbyn, oh no. Like one of the many publicity hungry ‘celebrities’ who’ve got everyone’s backs up, there was Corbyn, the terrorists mate, in the middle of the frigging road, ringing a fucking SCHOOL BELL. That wasn’t the dickhead supporting the NHS. That was Corbyn TELLING everyone else that he was supporting the NHS. Fuck…Off, you pathetic old codger.

Even though I don’t like the current rules, I accept that they’re in place for a reason. And that reason is to stop, as much as possible, the Kung Flu from infecting even more people. This doesn’t seem to have occurred to Corbyn. Can you imagine what this country would be like right now, if this utter cunt had won the election? We’d all be fucked.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Van Der Valk

This might be a bit previous, but I am nominating ITV’s ‘modern reimagining’ of the classic 70s series Van Der Valk. This won’t be on tv until tomorrow 26th April, but from what I’ve read in the tv guide, it contains all the obligatory stock characters of the modern detective series:

Main character, a loner
Female boss
Lesbian member of squad
Young buck detective (with an eye for the ladies)
Junior eager member of squad (effnick)
Hard drinking pathologist

This was last resurrected in 1990, seventeen years after the original ended. It should have ended there. The original is on Talking Pictures TV on Fridays at 9pm, I’ll stick with that.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Naomi Campbell (2)

Utter me me me bullshit.

‘Coronavirus: Naomi Campbell and African artists entertain fans online
Supermodels like Naomi Campbell, along with many musicians and artists, have taken to live streaming to entertain their fans during the Covid-19 pandemic.’

Can anyone tell me, apart from assaulting her staff, what fucking talent this stupid woman has? And, colour apart, in what way is she African?
Another example of the utter vacuity of these cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Quick and Public warning.

DCI Gene Cunt

Chicken George

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Microsoft (5)

Microsoft are the lowest of the low. Total cunts insofar as their terms of service. (TOS)
After 15+ years of being a customer Microsoft without rhyme or reason have locked my account. Words escape me to describe my feelings. I have no access to any service, e mail etc. And it seems unlikely that It will be restored by these gigantic cunts entrusted to run Bill Gates old company. It appears that I am not alone in the boat and that people with far more money invested have been left out on a limb by the algorithms entrusted to run a once great company.
Shame on you Microsoft.
Total bunch of CUNTS that you are. Big boys take out small man.
PS Do not swear on Skype, the cunts are watching that as well.

Nominated by Billy Cunter