Professor Chris Whitty

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“Professor The Messer” Chris Whitty

Why has nobody cunted this bald Dr Evil look-alike before?

I’m sure he was something to do with the disastrous Foot n Mouth response a few years back but he sure is the top cunt at the moment.

Whenever you see him, he’s loving all the attention he’s getting. I wish we could get some form of proper government back at this time when we most need it instead of having an almost biblical worship of this cunt and his kind.

Chris, I hear there is some hope of normal life? survival? anything?…..well, I’d like to say yes but I’m a complete cunt with more in the bank than your average oil baron so I have to say NOOOOOO…we’re all DOOMED.

Listen egghead, fuck of with all your shite.

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

91 thoughts on “Professor Chris Whitty”

  1. This cunt has reptilian eyes, David Ocke should out him. Fuck me, five minutes of him could be terminal.

    Not one for excitement our Chris, the man who can announce possibly hundreds of thousands of potential deaths and make it sound like a new bench is being installed on the village green.

    • Professor Chris is ETs anemic brother.
      Hes not the most dynamic of chaps is he?
      Sort of face you coax out of a shell with a lettuce leaf.

      • ‘ETs anemic brother’

        Maybe when he sees children playing in the park he points his ndex finger at them ‘Go Home’.

      • “Engage in social distancing, then go home”.
        Bollocks Whitty – just keep eating pizza and skateboarding with the rest of the turtles.
        I do not believe a word these people tell me.

    • Donnie Tango! I love him!
      Can see the panic in his teams eyes when he said about shooting up bleach!!😁😁
      Be some out in the US who would of thought it was a good idea.

      • “Brandine, the orange man in the big house has spoken, get out the Clorox, we’re gonna kick some corona ass”.

      • Tangoman: “So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light….like a sunbed….amazing sunbed, lay down not a stand up solarium unit could deliver some great great results”….

  4. Chris ‘Conway’ Whitty looks like he injected his forehead with bleach.
    PS: Anyone who imagines Trump actually advised injecting bleach has probably had that treatment administered at birth.
    Or is a Liberal, one or the other.

    • Well I witnessed him say it live.

      Don’t think I had that treatment administered at birth, so I must be a liberal.

      • Same here. He did ask one his advisers about getting UV light into the body, then injecting the body with disinfectant.

        As much as i detest the media’s obsession with demonising the orange one, he has made genuine howlers, but perhaps not as many as Dubya. I remember the media mocking George Jr, but it never sunk to pathological hatred in the way it has with The Don.

      • True. But for once they were justified in making a big noise about his psychotic prattle.

      • He did ask, he didn’t offer it up as treatment. His gob runs twice as fast as his brain.

        Ironically uv treatment of blood was offered up as a potential treatment before antibiotics really kicked off. It was touted again quite recently when project fear was banging on a our MRSA and all antibiotics being rendered useless.

      • *about not a our. There were a few papers published about it.

        I can’t recall any about drinking/injecting detol but my mam used to give us dettol baths when we were kids.

      • Democrats just heard Chlorex/ Dettol.

        Apparently there are UV light therapies and Ozone and Hydrogen Peroxide (disinfectants) treatments for cancer.

      • Do you think the average American blockhead would make that distinction Cuntologist? I hate to say it, but there are millions of stupid Americans in the U.S.

      • Hee hee… on top of that, more than a third of Americans believe that sexual orientation is a choice. 18% believe that the Earth is the centre of the Universe. 25% believe the Sun revolves around the Earth. 25% think Darwin´s theory of evolution is not real. 20% believe that winning the lottery is a good financial plan. Almost 33% believe in ghosts. 12% believe that the CIA deliberately infected Blick Americans with HIV under the guise of a hepatitis inoculation program.

        25% believe America won its independence from a country OTHER than Great Britain….

      • Im no liberal, furthest from it, and a big Tango fan, but he DID say it,
        Fuckin heard him say it.
        Made me laugh, and anyone who believes he said it sarcastically is like Tommy by the WHO
        Deaf dumb and blind.
        Maybe shithot at pinball.

      • No you didn’t, he said he’s heard disinfectant kills the virus in one minute, an aside to a medical officer (?) he asked if there was some way of getting that into the body, inject it or something.
        so in all he said is it possible to administer a disinfectant via injection, not inject people with bleach.
        subtle difference unless you suffer from TDS.
        It’s on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w

      • So is Vitamin C in a mega dose – apparently iit produces hydrogen peroxide in the body. Amazing huh?

      • Completely agree Cuntle. It was an ASIDE to the scientists present, albeit stupid and naive . He did not address this comment directly to the camera. I’m certainly no fan of Tump but when things are taken out of context, it irks.

      • Precisely Bertie, TDS involves setting aside any rationality and utilising confirmation bias regardless of facts. I’d expected better on here to be honest.

      • So there you go, he did say it as a aside, but he did say it.
        You made it sound like he never mentioned it.
        He clearly did.
        I like Trump but dont see him, or anyone as a sacred cow exempt from criticsm.

      • What exactly did he say Ruff Puff? Please post up a verbatim account . Give us the actual evidence.

      • So if I disagree with you on this issue Cuntle, I’m suffering from TDS, am I?

        Oo-ee-oo! 🙄

    • Oh God Cuntle that nickname reminds me of a certain Family Guy cutaway that I would rather not think about

    • To be fair to Trump I would bet there will be a lot of people with no knowledge of science who would ask the same, if disinfectant kills the virus on surfaces then why not in the body.
      Now I know it’s absurd along with all on here but there is a logic path if you have no or very limited knowledge of science/biology.

      And As we all know Trump isn’t the sharpest tool in the box.

  5. Sex offenders always have that seedy, accomplished look of arrogance about them dont they? Anyway who’s this weird looking cunt?

  6. This bloke will ‘advise’ us to stay locked down when there is just one case of covid left in the the entire world.
    Just to be on the safe side.
    Seems to like the limelight/power a little too much for my liking.

  7. It’s funny how different people have such different views about others.
    Whitty has always struck me as rather a modest, unassuming character, but a boffin that sounded as though he knew what he was talking about (well at least as much as anybody else under current circumstances).

    • With you on that.

      I most certainly wouldn’t lick his arsehole. B&WC, you abaaaaaaaaht?

  9. This fucking cunt makes Private Frazer seem like a devil-may-care eternal optimist. The tefal-headed fuckstick has advocated not easing the lockdown until we find a vaccine. Well that’s just fine and dandy Chrissy baby, except that we might never find a vaccine or when we do most of us will be pushing up the daisies by then anyway. Cunt.

  10. I cant agree with this cunting. I’ve found him logical and measured. It’s the sniping journos who spit and hiss at the Govt. advisers via teleconference i cant stand. Idiot thick cunts all of them.

    • Beff Rigby bein’ the worst. Pig, lipstick, cunt.

      Just for the record, I want to kill my neighbours’ kids, but that’s an aside. They’re cunts.

      • Dark Key – have you listened to Priti Patel? She does exactly the same, dropping the ‘g’ in every word ending in ‘ing’, although it’s not as pronounced. It’s bloody Estuary English.

      • Init? Priti is an estuary chav who (fucked?) lucked out.
        I would ripple that big arse though.

      • Priti’s got quite a following on here Vern, plenty would like to be sent to her punishment block.

      • Polticians doing wind me up as well, Bertie. I’ve mentioned before George Frogspawn making speeches with ‘gonna’ and ‘wanna’. You’d think he went to a Norf Lahndan comp, not Eton.

  11. There’s a minute’s silence tomorrow, at 11am, for all the NHS staff who have died. Don’t forget to post your solemn, serious, i’m not doing this for charidee expression on Fuckface Book.
    I don’t like to trouble my GP at this time but I think I may be suffering from Virtue Signalling Fatigue. A terrible disease but very common these days.

  12. These fucking thrases are getting right on my tits. “Protect the NHS”, “Stay safe” ??????, “Social distancing”, “The New Normal”. Brainwashing 101. Constantly in your face 24/7. We get the point. I’m half expecting a torchlit parade down Whitehall with us all singing the Horst Wessel song.

  13. Bring back Dr. Harold Shipman…..wouldn’t be a shortage of beds if that bugger was in charge of looking after the Old’uns.

    Fuck Off.

    • Thinking about it….it’s probably just as well Harold isn’t still on the go….all his victims would have been registered as having died of Coronavirus.

    • “Harold & Fred – They make ladies dead” – One of Viz comic’s finest – from back when we could laugh at what WE thought was funny…

    • Quiet right Dick,always puzzles me when they say he’s our worst serial killer.Surely he’s our best the worst would be some cunt who only managed to bump of two people.Now that would be our worst serial killer.

      • Funnily enough where Brady /hindley lived is within walking distance to Harolds GP surgery Ruff.

      • That’s a fucking long walk Miserable. Hattersley or possibly Gorton to Hyde.

      • Yeah Hattersley Cuntstable, down Mottram rd to Hyde centre, few mile?
        Not sure but id probably drive it😁

    • Tomorrow was ambitious. I’ve already forgotten his name and can’t be arsed to go to the top of the page to have a look.

  15. Anyway, Chris whitty is James then Lauren Harries.

    The resemblance is uncanny.

    For those who can’t recall James is that weird kids who appeared on antiques roadshow and wogan in the early 80s and reappeared as a “woman” a good number of years later.

  16. TV’s gonna look different….

    Self Isolation Street….

    The Masked Masked Singer….

    Strictly Social Distancing….

  17. Yeah the asteroid is going to “skim by”, only 3.9 million miles away! Excuse me if I don’t shit my pants.
    My first thought was dump it on the disease spreading Chinks. Then I decided to go for LA…..take out the Markles and all those other libtard, rich as fuck, pretend I love the poor people, woke fucking cunts.

    • Dump that f*cking asteroid on HMRC!
      Bastards – you want tax off me? You know the rule – beat the Fox in a fist fight and I will pay my “Branson surcharge”.
      Nope, agreed – they are outmatched!

      • You well Foxy?
        HMRC have they been cunted?
        Must have been!
        Did a job for bloke who works for them, he said how do you want paying?
        “Cash”.😁😁

      • Now, HMRC, there’s a shower of cunts I really could go to town on.

  18. This whole coronavirus thing is really making us all go fucking dolaly. Normally we’d all happily cunt away largely agreeing about cunts in general and we’re now in a debate about what trump did or didn’t say about injecting domestos.

    I’ve been no better so please don’t think I’m trying to take the moral high ground after my dressing down from the weekends antics but if this is the “new normal” it’s a fucking crying shame. We must be able to find one universal cunt we all agree on? My sanity may depend on it!

    • B&W Cunt, isn’t that the Brazilian fuckwit who spent thousands trying to look like Ken from Ken and Barbie?
      And then he decided to become a fucking bird…….well what a surprise that was! Who could have seen that coming?

      • It is FTF, he got bored of being a bird and then decided to get a job advising the Government abaaaaaht Coronavirus.
        He had to suck off Mandleson to get that job.
        What a cunt.

      • Ah……it’s all making perfect sense now. I thought I was going mental for a while there.
        Thanks for the info. 😁

  21. chris witty, neil ferguson,billgates the reason we are still locked up – cunts the lot of them

  22. I quite like him and I think he knows his onions, unlike that Scottish bitch with the second home.

    He does look a bit like the monster from Quatermass and the Pit:
    https://trailersfromhell.com/quatermass-and-the-pit/

    I don’t like the thick journos who interview the staff by video link. They had some tart on the other night from The Sun and I thought she would ask “Will Boris be watching Ant and Dec tonight?” or “Who would you like to see on Page 3 tomorrow?”.

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