Michel Barnier (4)

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Michel Barnier
I’m currently getting a whiff of cunt. Unfortunately, it’s not that soft, musky fragrance that we all crave so much. It’s EU cunt, in the rancid form of chief Brexit negotiator Michel ‘Le Cunt’ Barnier.
‘Le Cunt’ has launched an attack on the UK for (get this!) ‘refusing to extend its transition period’ beyond 31st December, whilst ‘slowing down discussions’. The UK has ‘failed to engage substantially on issues’, with talks ‘making no progress on fisheries’. No fucking shit, Sherlock.
Let’s get this straight. The UK keeps telling you that we don’t want an extension. It’s YOU that wants the UK to apply for an extension. Mmm… why ever could that be? Could it have ANYTHING to do with the EU then being seen, so graciously, to accede, then demanding in return our slavish adherence to EU rules and the jurisdiction of the ECJ without any input or recourse? Oh and let’s not forget your belief in your divine right to continue plundering our fishing grounds and our coffers for the duration; Covid-19 means that you need these more than ever…
‘Slowing down discussions’, are we? We’ve had nearly four years of talks, and you’ve had us over a barrel for the most part. The general election of 2019 changed all that, and how. Theresa May is no longer coming cap in hand to you. So here’s how the cookie crumbles, you Frog fuck. We really do want a deal, but you want one even more, and you ain’t calling the shots any more, so get used to it. You, M. Barnier, are one of the biggest sticking points on the road to agreement; your hubris and arrogance is astonishing. Just keep your hissy fits to yourself, because the only person impressed is you.
So no more bullying and contempt from you, thank you very much. Is it deal or no deal then? If it’s deal, pony up and fast. As you said, ‘the clock is ticking’. Otherwise, allez de l’avant et multipliez, vous tron du cul.

Nominated by Ron Knee

62 thoughts on “Michel Barnier (4)”

  1. Barnier, Branson, Markles, yes folks the shooting fish in a barrel season has started.

  2. The O.K hand symbol is far right apparently, maybe he’s pissing Britain off on purpose so we leave.

    One can dream…

  3. We’ve got the fuckers over a barrel now. Well, we always did have but we also had Mavis and a Parliament full of filthy remoaner traitors. Not for you to dictate anymore cuntface. The only question now is has Boris got the bottle to give you a proper bollock kicking or is he a quisling like all the rest of his class? You’d do better licking his arse rather than moaning you arrogant sack of shit.

    • After all the noise the govt’s made about no extension, taking back control etc, Boris better have the gonads. He’ll make himself look like a right cunt if he concedes now.
      The Gallic Gobshite has got a brass neck and a half. The EU’s desperate for an extension to screw yet more out of us, but they want to make it look as tho THEY’RE doing US a favour.
      How much more do we have to give to these cunts before the govt finally says that enough’s enough?

    • Michelle my pal..sang some scouse drug addicts in the 60s,
      But this Michelles a cheeky euro cunt, and needs a lesson in manners when talking to a Englishman his better.
      Lets see if ‘sicknote’ Johnson has any bollocks when dealing with these effete euro quëërs,
      Coming on Boris lets see yer knackers lad!!🇬🇧🇬🇧💪

  5. given Boris hasn’t the guts to stand up for the people – it’s rather obvious he’s been got at re. the covid nightmare – rather bowing down to mark sedwill, will he ever have to guts to take this country out of the eu for ever …. hmmmmmmmmmm????

    barmier gets barmier by the day – he’s definitely worth many more cuntings

    • boris should have gone for NO DEAL from the start and not pandered to the remainers in his party

      • Trouble is Boris was never a genuine Leaver; he used the Leave campaign for his own selfish ends to position himself favourably in the eyes of the Tory Party membership (80% Leavers) for a future leadership contest. He was clearly gutted when the result of the referendum was announced and he realised Leave had won.

  6. I don’t blame Barnier. He is doing what the EU wants. He is no longer dealing with fucking ‘I don’t really know’ Mavis so is upping the pressure. That’s his job.
    The real cunts are here, in Parliament, the Lords, the City, Whitehall, the Universities. And of course, London, the only region in England and Wales to vote remain.
    It’s up to Boris and his assortment of cunts to fuck them off. Starting with fishing.

    • If he doesn’t CC, I think Mr F and the Brexit Party will be back like a phoenix from the ashes.

    • The fishing industry makes up barely 1% of the UK economy. No government would allow that tiny interest to hold the whip hand over the remaining 99.9% of its economy when negotiating the most important trade deal we are likely to conclude in the medium term.

      Boris sold out Northern Ireland after emphatically promising he wouldn’t, so why not the fishing industry?

      But as Foghorn Leghorn said, “Ah say ah could be wrong…”

      • Fishing has shrunk due to EU quotas in our waters. Fishing has huge potential to export to the EU and perhaps sink a few French cunts while we are at it. We presently have some areas where the EU has higher quotas than us in our own fucking waters. Fuckem, it’s a matter of principle.

      • We need a man of principle at the helm.

        🎶 Oh, Jeremy Corbyn, oh Jeremy Corbyn… 🎶

        😂

      • And most of what they catch ends up in Europe because the nearest most of the country get to eating the stuff comes in the form of fingers.

      • All the best shellfish either goes to restaurants or abroad and we’re left with the shit they scrape off the bottom of the boat and charge a fucking fortune for.

      • To use the term of the moment Ruffers, fishing is seen by a lot of people as ‘totemic’. I don’t think it’s about money so much as national pride and the exertion of our sovereignty once more. The EU seems to think that it can dictate terms to us about access for their factory ships in perpetuity. I reckon that it’s vital that the govt lets the EU know that WE now decide who can and can’t fish in UK territorial waters, and just how much it’ll cost those we decide to give access to. The EU can’t get used to not calling the shots. It’s up to Boris to show them that in a situation where they actually need us more than we need them, that we hold the aces.

      • Good luck with that one RK – I do not believe lefty shifty Boris has the balls required – and if not the “borrowed vote” will string him up by them.
        Johnson is a rat.

      • The French and Spanish will just carry on fishing in UK waters and they’ll be nothing to stop them. The RN is only useful for picking up boats of fucking peacefuls and bringing them to paradise (the Benefits Office)

  7. Yeah you can’t trust Boris but he must know he got elected specifically to gob on the EU bastards. He is hated by the media so it’s only us cunts who can keep him in office. If he doesn’t know that then i’m sure his friend, Mr Cummings, does. He’s hated by the media almost as much as Boris so they are in it together. Barnier and his thieving friends need to be fucked off, the sooner the better.

    • ‘he must know he got elected specifically to gob on the EU bastards’.
      Absolutely fucking priceless!

  8. France didn’t want the UK to join the EEC so it said ‘Non’, not once but deux fois. Then, when it became clear that we were going to join, it cooked up the disastrous fucking Common Fisheries Policy so that the fucking Frogs could take our fish (and Norway’s fish too – Norway had the sense to stay out because of this).

    Now we are leaving the E fucking U, the fucking Frogs still want to take our fish. They’ve got their first wish granted again (for us to be non-members of the EUSSR) but they still want our fish To paraphrase this Barnier cunt, they need to be told they can’t have our fish and eat them.

    The Frogs are cunts – ergo, Michel Barnier is a cunt. Encoulez!

  9. The fishing in particular is something I want to see the smelly Frogs do without.
    Ever since that bogtrotting cunt Geldof was flicking the Vs to our fishermen.
    He can fuck off back to his own EU country an all.

    • I dont eat fish on medical grounds…but when I’m not at the doctors, I eat it all the time. A said….I dont eat fish on medical grounds….

    • DoC, if Geldof fucks off back to the Emerald Isle do you think that he could take all those thieving Gypsy bastards with him?

  10. The breathtaking arrogance of this cunt. He’ll act out this script until the 11th hour like an AmDram ham playing the evil villain, then hello ‘compromise.’
    He looks French. I bet he fucking reeks.
    He looks like he could either be a Man United manager or the ugliest lesbian at kicking out time down at La Maman Frappé dýke club.

    • He’s a frog Andy Pandy.
      LOATHE those watery eyes; has he got the drip or something?
      Blowtorch for his micro-soft parts…

  11. I think May and Johnson are not dissimilar. I don’t trust any of the cunts. Why do these people go into politics?. It’s not to this country better, no it’s about getting rich and it helps if we still are in the EU. I hope Boris does not let us down but I’m not going to hold my breath. Barnier is a megacunt and it would be a shame if he caught bat flu,it should be Ebola.

    • They got into politics for the same reason as most of them, no talent for much else and a desire for power.

      As we saw with May over brexit and the cabinet now when they need to utilise that power they don’t have a fucking clue what to do. They exist for self preservation and little else.

      It’s a personality cult and fuck all else, a technocracy with Bill Gates, bezos and Co pulling the strings of vapid, talentless unprincipled cunts in it for the money.

      Boris isn’t even a Tory he’s a Liberal but the career opportunities aren’t as good.

  12. “ the boots on the other foot” has never been more appropriate for the sea of change with our EU trade negotiation,
    Ever the cunt Barnier was having the time of his life , a weak Trojan horse PM who appointed oily ( EU sycophant) robbins to sort out the UKs capitulation to the joyful French cretin Barnier, But nobody saw Johnson becoming the party pooper until his huge Election win .
    Like most bullies Barnier has started bleating as the UK now fails to buckle to his ( EU 27 Cunts) absurd demands,
    Level playing field ? Fuck off frog
    ECJ oversight? Get to fuck you cheese eating surrender monkey
    CFP? You can have a few sardines Claude but we fucking decide Not YOU!
    Barniers looking weak and lost , I hope frost and Johnson show him and the EU absolutely no fucking mercy, either get a FTA equivalent to Canada-japan + without ridiculous strings attached or WALK away, there’s a deal to be done but not at any price……..
    The EU are not our friends!!!
    They are trading partners and should be treated as such ……

  13. Summon him to be at number 10 at 4.15am in order for him to give indication as to how a deal can be accomplished, and then tell him to FUCK OFF as just not good enough.

    Don’t forget to tell him that the clock is ticking.

    See how he likes it.

    Funny how the ball is always in our court.

    French cunt.

    • Oh and Michelle, we’ll ask for an extension if you’d like us to. It’ll only cost you £3 billion a month…
      and no fucking fish…

      • Great idea Ron.

        They need a deal far more than we do but still with the threats.

        Reckon even with a winning hand reckon Boris will fold. Like he does with everything else.

        Useless cunt who can’t be trusted.

      • I know. The EU’s so used to shouting ‘JUMP!’ and the other party squeaking ‘how high?’ that it can’t envisage any other state of affairs.
        There’ll never be a better time than now to bloody some Brussels noses. If anything can stiffen Bozza’s backbone it’ll be the thought that he’ll get roasted on a spit if he sells out those who backed him to fuck the EU off in 2019.

  14. The EU having steered well clear of Covid-19 ours the attention on Brexit, maybe they can bung the Italians and Spanish a few quid as a sweetener for silence and the Germans ain’t going to loose any sleep over a relatively few dead French folk, mind you, neither will the French.

  15. Barnyard really pisses me off with his phoney French accent. Sounds like that other phoney accented Eurotrash cunt, Antoine de Caunes.

    Except five times more irritating! 😠

    Peter Sellers Inspector Clouseau had a more convincing accent.

  16. We can’t have a hard Brexit because … it might hurt the economy … a bit. Err.

    • I give it two/three weeks before brexit is back on the agenda and the need for a deal with the EU is being pushed to prevent further economic damage.

      • If the rest of the people in this country are feeling half as homicidal as I am right now, they may have to re-think that.

  17. We should invite Barnier to a big posh dinner, let him grovel for five minutes, then tell him to fuck off to the French embassy to eat snails and chips because we don’t want him stinking the place out while we’re noshing.
    Yeah, that’s right Frenchie, we haven’t forgotten that particular humiliation you cunt.
    Never forgive, never forget 🇬🇧

    • Patel …she is built like a fucking cage fighter and would get him on the floor in a half nelson before prostate tickling him into submission..

      • Fucking hell that’s given me a boner. I’ll take Barmier’s place for him for a small fee

      • Barnier is French, he’d roll over and let her win then claim his next-door neighbour was fighting against Patel for the resistance.

  20. The gendarmerie round up Jews quicker than the SS who told them to slow down.

    Fuck Barnier. Fuck the EU.

    We left and there with be no extension.

  21. Message to admin. My post on Barnier and the EU seems to have been removed. Am at a loss as to why. I thought cunting the EU and all who sails in it was an acceptable contribution to this site.

    • Did you say a rude thing about Barry Manilow? (Admin are funny about dissing the great Manilow!)
      On other news, THE FUCKING HORROR! – the good lady is threatening to visit tomorrow – how can I engage in social distancing whilst vigorously buggering her?
      On other other news – I now have the beard of a red bear – this c*nt is out of control! (Seriously, I look like a hamster on ‘roids, massive furry face!))

  22. It wouldn’t surprise me if Michel Barnier secretly works for Laboratoires Garnier.

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