Monthly Archives: August 2018

Dentists (2)

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Dentists are robbing Cunts.

I had to go and get a wisdom tooth removed. It was fucking horrific. Even though the Cunt swore that I wouldn’t be able to feel much after the anesthetic,he was wrong. I was in agony and it was only the fact that he’d clamped what looked suspiciously like a set of Stilsons onto my tooth stopped me from punching him in his beetroot-red face and running out of the door. The Cunt was sweating so hard that it actually dripped on me as he wrestled with the recalcitrant tooth,and when he announced that he was going to have to stop and have a breather for a minute, I was literally speechless.

After a good 10 minutes of the whole side of my face creaking an groaning,he eventually got it out. Unfortunately a combination of painkillers,shock, bleeding and swelling prevented me from telling the butcher just what I thought of him. I await his bill with interest,I rather suspect that he’ll await it’s payment with hope rather than expectation.

Fuck him.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I would also like to give dentists a hefty cunting. Most of us know that a vast majority of dentists are Indians and the like; who are as tight as a nun’s chuff. However, they are not so tight when it comes to handing out the bill for the work they’ve done on your gnashers. Half the time you don’t bloody need it and it costs an arm and a leg. Even a check up is about twenty quid. You only have to lie in a fucking chair for about half a minute before they tell you to bugger off.

A while back, I had a routine check up. I was then informed by the mutton muncher that I needed to have a crown inserted as a filling had apparently fallen out. I told her it wasn’t causing me any bother. She wouldn’t have it. I agreed to it as not to cause a Larry David type scene. Ended up costing me 200 odd quid and then it came loose. Cost nearly as much to have it re-done. Now I look like a shite wannabe gangsta with a load of gold in me mouth. What a load of fleecing hadji bastards. Fucking extortion; fuck the dentist.

Nominated by Jayniño

Keith Richards

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Keef Richards is a cunt…

I know Jagger gets all the bad press and a lot of fans blame Mick for turning the Stones into a brand or a corporation… But Keef can also be a cunt and his double standards are quite something… Richards is almost entirely reluctant to credit or acknowledge Brian Jones… Keef , at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame, paid tribute to Ian Stewart (and said that the Stones was Stu’s band), but he did not mention Jones (Jagger, however, did thank Brian on the night)…

Keith still insists that Stu founded the Rolling Stones by himself, when everyone else (Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts, Andrew Oldham, Glynn Johns, and even Stu himself) said that Jones formed the band and was their leader in the early days… Keef also never shuts up about how Brian took an extra five quid earnings as ‘band leader’ in the early days, yet he has ‘no regrets’ about going with the predatory Allen Klein or waxing lyrical about dodgy customers and unpleasant people like Tony Sanchez and Freddie Sessler… He views them (and other two bit thugs, smackheads, and dealers) as ‘characters’ but he views Jones as a cunt… Jones was (according to Keef) a rotting attachment, but he loves talking about doing cold turkey with his beloved Gram Parsons?…

That Ry Cooder taught him open G tuning story in 1968 is also bollocks… People around at the start (Dick Taylor, Paul Jones, James Phelge, Dick Hattrel) all say that Brian Jones taught Keith open G, only Brian did it on a slide guitar… Ian Stewart and Mick Taylor also complained about never getting any credit in the Stones when it was due… They, alongside Brian and Bill, are part of a very exclusive club… Former Stones road manager Sam Cutler summed it up: ‘People don’t realise what -to put it bluntly – what cold cunts Mick and Keith can be… You serve your purpose then that’s it.. It’s like you suddenly don’t exist’….

Nominated by Norman

Peter Mandelson (4)

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Peter Mandelson is due a cunting. The former EU Commissioner was on the equally odious James O’Brien show on LBC recently to slag off the 17.4 million British patriots who voted to leave the EU. This nasty, sneering little cock jockey reckons that Leavers are not patriots, like he is. He also says that we are Nationalists, hate foreigners, and our decision to vote was self serving and not in the national interest.

So, you want to talk about self serving do you, Mandelslime? Ok, how about that fat EU pension you stand to lose? Obviously, you were a Euroloon before you became an EU Commissioner, but let’s face it, you wouldn’t be quite so fanatical about the EU if you didn’t happen to have a large financial stake in it. And since nobody but you and your Brazilian stand to benefit from your EU pension, it’s difficult to see your stance as anything but self serving. Which makes you a massive fucking hypocrite for accusing others of being self serving.

Not patriots? Fuck you Mandelslime! I served for over twenty years in the British Army. You don’t do that if you’re not a patriot. We voted to leave the wretched EU because we ARE patriots. We love our country, and we want it governed by people whom WE elect in a free, fair and democratic election, rather than by a bunch of unelected, unaccountable, incompetent, anti-democratic assholes who were chosen by a committee. And while I’m on the subject, patriots don’t open the floodgates to allow in millions of unchecked immigrants, like you and Blair did. Patriots don’t brag about ‘sending out search parties’ for immigrants to come to the UK, like YOU did. Patriots don’t sell our industries, like you did, to foreign governments and companies.

I do not hate foreigners. My father is American and, therefore, a foreigner. I was born in San Antonio, Texas, and spent my first nine years there, before my English mother had to return to the UK, to care for my English grandmother. My wife’s parents are from Nigeria. What I hate, is the large and never ending deluge of foreigners who come here to take the piss out of the British taxpayer. That is a problem which YOU, Mandelslime, are largely responsible for.

We’re nationalists are we? You fucking bet I am. I love this country. I have fought for it. I’ve been wounded twice fighting for it. And I would die for it if necessary. Whereas you, you couldn’t give a fuck about the UK. All you care about is money.

I did more for this country ONE DAY in the British Army, than you will ever do for it in your entire miserable, lying, traitorous life. And unlike you, not once in my career did I have to resign in disgrace, after being caught making dodgy deals. You had to resign in disgrace TWICE, within a two year period.

If you want to see someone who is unpatriotic and slef serving, go look in a fucking mirror. Mandelslime, you are a cunt of epic proportions!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Letterboxes

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I’ve noticed these new black mobile letterboxes moving around cities, I assume they’re some sort of new smart electric powered thing to keep young people interested in the Post Office.

The other day I had a letter to post so I walked in front of one of these mobile letterboxes to make it stop but when I tried to push my letter into the slot it was blocked. Very annoying so I went to try again but the letterbox started malfunctioning and thrashing it’s self righting appendages at me. Then I hear this shout from this brown man with a big beard, who I assumed must have been a post office worker come to rescue me from the letterbox assault. But no, once he gets up close to me he proceeds to shout and spit in my face.

I’ve got to say that was some of the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced in my life so I left the situation promising to right a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Royal Mail about it and for their obvious lack of testing of their new black mobile letterboxes.

Nominated by Mad Jack Churchill

Lying snowflakes are total cunts…
There are many examples of libfuck cunts spreading social media bullshit, but this latest one is a humdinger even by the most petty and fucked up snowflake standards… Some daft bitch (some twat called Amanda Fleiss) on Twatter posted the following:

‘I’ve just seen a Burka wearing Muslim lady with her kids being abused outside the medical centre, youths were shoving envelopes in her face, and her kids were crying. Police had to be called. This is your doing Boris Johnson and Rowan Atkinson thinks what you said is funny’

This obviously never even happened and it an outright lie… It’s typical snowflake cuntery and is on a par with Lily Mong’s ‘racist taxi driver’ bullshit… Thing is, cunts like this are so bad at it… They go so over the top, and go out of their way to make their targets as nasty and as racist as possible, that one can instantly tell its some social media snowflake cunt telling yet another absolute whopper in order to make peacefuls look good and the British look bad…

Nominated by Norman

Public stupidity

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I want to cunt the stupidity of the public.

With the Brexit circus currently highlighting how much contempt politicians and slebs have for the general public and implying we are too stupid to understand the gravity of the situation, and me currently sat here watching an online documentary about 9/11…it got me thinking.
Without getting bogged down in too much detail, I think it was undoubtedly a false flag operation, orchestrated by some element of government, shadow or otherwise.

Now whether other people agree or not, or dismiss people like me as a conspiracy theorist is irrelevant. There should at least be some common ground everyone can agree on, in that there are literally hundreds of unanswered questions from that day (terrorist passports, absence of wreckage, buildings in freefall, complete failure of Norad, blatant lies told by the Bush administration in the aftermath….I could literally go on all night).

This cunting isn’t so much about the day itself, it’s about people, the general public of not just the USA, but the entire world. It was a global event, with so many suspicious circumstances, gaping holes, lies, withheld information, and not forgetting the complete whitewash that was the 9/11 commission.
If joe public can be so ridiculously easily duped over the murder/deaths of over 3000 innocent people, then is it really such a surprise that our rulers treat us with such disdain?
That day was one of the most blatant crimes against humanity in modern times, and no more than a handful even gave a fuck. The rest were either too ignorant, lazy or catastrophically fucking retarded to push back against the establishment a little bit, ask questions, demand answers and demand a bit of fucking respect.

This was going to be a cunting of Americans, but I don’t think it is just an American mentality. I can’t imagine things being any different had it happened over here. Individuals are balanced, reasonable being. People are fucking pig ignorant, thick fucks that can’t be trusted with even the most infantile and unimportant decisions.

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti