Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!
So we move on to Dead Pool 110.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
val Bisoglio( Danny from Quincy)
James Earl Jones
Jerry Lee Lewis
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
We may be cunts but at heart remember we are gentlemen.
Many of us gravitate to this site because we share certain values and may I say, experiences. Orf a vanishing generation meself that is now surrounded by death (at least useful for The Pool). After caring for me old mater for nigh orn ten years, had her not far orf making the ton then killed orf by the NHS. “Prophylactic care” as it is now is called. Bugger me then shortly thereafter in distressing circumstances me beloved wife cashes in her chips. Then centre stage cue the fucking relatives. Have tried to cunt that lot but can’t hack it.
I know many of you have/had similar difficulties and we find more remedy in ISAC than ever we do in medication and alcohol. I do not beg, I do not blub in public but is it too much to expect to be treated with some honour over mine. Me generous old arse is an easy target to ridicule. Take the piss oit orf old Limply. Use Admin Privileges to create multiple Fuck Puppet accounts to steal his noms, rub his nose in it, the old cunt has no chance getting in early with his flaky rural connection.
Remember that fat kid at school, never got proper rugger kit, wears hand me downs, a bit orf a stutterer and slow in class. No friends, easy to tease but you all felt a little guilty when it all ended in tears? Years later you find out his mum was a single parent, there was abuse in the family and the kid was on a liquid cosh for asthma and depression.
In Hollywood parlance there is always a back story.
I say play the game, not the man.
Arthur Brown (I am the God of Hell Fire)
Then agin, if ye canna the ball, kick the man who’s got it….
George Takei (sulu)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
A C Grayling
Mr Askey (Mr Theresa May)
Jacqueline Pearce has gone… Thought she was sexy as Servalan in Blake’s 7….
David Van Day
Not Danielle Bland its Rachael Bland (5 Live Presenter)
Bugger the bastard got in before me. Bolloxs.
Fuck you I was going to do that. Fucking buggering shit crap bollocks.