Dead pool [110]

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Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!

So we move on to Dead Pool 110.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

56 thoughts on “Dead pool [110]”

  3. Thomas Markle
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Pedantic Cunt.

  4. Henry Kissinger
    Baroness Trumpington
    Nobby Stiles
    Raul Castro
    Johnny Depp.

    Good work PC, tickets only at the Pearly Gates.

  5. Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    Robert Mugabe
    June Brown
    Olivia de Havilland (apologies Dioclese)

  6. Arthur Scargill
    Jo Swinson
    Appeaser May
    Chris Williamson
    Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)

  7. Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Pedro Morales
    Michael Hestletine
    George Soros

  8. Well done, PC! Here’s my new Kill List… er… nominations.

    James O’Brien
    Owen Jones
    Charlie Mullins (Pimlico Plumbers)
    Nick Abbot (presenter on LBC)
    Matt Stadlen (presenter on LBC)

  11. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Cleary (the author)

    Come on Stan… 108 yrs strong.

    Good shot pedantic

  14. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  15. Clive James
    Doris Day
    Franco Zeferreli
    Vera Lynn
    Alex Salmond (get a length of rope and do the decent thing for once you fucking hypocrite. Make sure it’s a solid beam you fat cunt)

    • Everyone knows what a cunt Yoko Fucking Ono (as David Crosby calls her) is… But I expect there are many (Beatles people and otherwise) who will have their day and thoroughly destroy her rep/myth/bullshit when the old witch does pop off…

      • I am beginning to think Lewishon is waiting till a few of the ‘big players’ pop their clogs before he brings out parts 2 and especially part 3 of his Beatles biography.

  19. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    My next door neighbour’s hydrangea.

    NEIL SIMON WAS MINE FOR AGES, PEDANTIC CUNT, OR WHOEVER YOU ARE.

    Thieving, spineless Pikey.

  21. Livvie Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Kenneth Cope
    Paul Chuckle

  23. Jim Dale
    Rhonda Fleming
    Tony Bennett
    Fenella Fielding
    Roy Hattersley

    Thanks Sir Limply!!!

    • So once more silly buggers from grumpy old cunt.
      We do not rise Fuck Puppet but you provoke Yours Truly at your peril. We fulminate, we cogitate and then we get even. Revenge may be a bitter pill to swallow but its consequence, oh so sweet to savour. Well secure your premises at night….my dear.

  24. Kirk Douglas
    Jimmy Carter
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    Roberta McCain (John McCain’s mother)
    Stan Lee

  30. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    George Lucas

    Cuntgrats Pedantic cunt

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