Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!
So we move on to Dead Pool 110.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Ian St John
Good Shot, Pedantic Cunt.
Good work PC, tickets only at the Pearly Gates.
Olivia de Havilland (apologies Dioclese)
Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Well done, PC! Here’s my new Kill List… er… nominations.
Charlie Mullins (Pimlico Plumbers)
Nick Abbot (presenter on LBC)
Matt Stadlen (presenter on LBC)
Mr Admin! MR ADMIN! Does it still count if the deceased are murdered?
Yes unless you murder your picks as that is cheating and cheating is wrong!If someone other than you commits the murder it counts.
Thank you Shaun. (Switch to Plan B… )
Frank O’ Farrell
Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
Beverley Cleary (the author)
Come on Stan… 108 yrs strong.
Good shot pedantic
Remember age is just a number Big Khunt.
Well played PC…
Pam “fucking” Ayres
Alex Salmond (get a length of rope and do the decent thing for once you fucking hypocrite. Make sure it’s a solid beam you fat cunt)
Dick Van Dyke
Racheal Bland (Radio 5)
Yoko fucking Ono
Everyone knows what a cunt Yoko Fucking Ono (as David Crosby calls her) is… But I expect there are many (Beatles people and otherwise) who will have their day and thoroughly destroy her rep/myth/bullshit when the old witch does pop off…
I am beginning to think Lewishon is waiting till a few of the ‘big players’ pop their clogs before he brings out parts 2 and especially part 3 of his Beatles biography.
Nicholas Soames MP
The Dalai Lama
My next door neighbour’s hydrangea.
NEIL SIMON WAS MINE FOR AGES, PEDANTIC CUNT, OR WHOEVER YOU ARE.
Thieving, spineless Pikey.
Livvie Neutron Bomb
Thanks Sir Limply!!!
So once more silly buggers from grumpy old cunt.
We do not rise Fuck Puppet but you provoke Yours Truly at your peril. We fulminate, we cogitate and then we get even. Revenge may be a bitter pill to swallow but its consequence, oh so sweet to savour. Well secure your premises at night….my dear.
George Herbert Walker Bush
Roberta McCain (John McCain’s mother)
Chris Wilson (Blues Musician)
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Cuntgrats Pedantic cunt