Will Smith

Posted on October 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Will Smith is a grade A cunt he has to be one of the worst actors around ever! does anyone think this phony offbeat cunt can act? Sure he can smile a lot like a spazzy monkey but smiling ain’t acting.

His suicide squad role has to be the worst ever that and the fact suicide squad is a steaming pile of shite . Now the little bastard wants all trump supporters to be killed off or driven into exile he said at a recent DNC convention on trump supporters “I think it’s good, we get to hear it, we get to know who these people are – and now we get to cleanse them out of our country.”

What does he mean by cleanse ? You know stalin and mandela wanted to cleanse their country too, neato. Can someone tell this retarded cunt to fuck off back to his Scientology supported mansion where he can play dress up with his poofy son

Nominated by: Titslapper

Nigerians

Posted on October 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I don’t know why Nigerians bother with phones, they clearly have no need…..those cunts still shout even when you’re a foot away.

Loud cunts…..

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Cyclists [5]

Posted on October 4, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cyclists are total and utter bell-ends. They seem to think that they own the bloody road,pedalling along in groups making overtaking virtually impossible. They jump red lights,ignore road signs and get quite snippy when you pull up in front of them to get out and explain to them what you think of their bellendery.

Well,you wannabe Bradley Wiggenses,you can all fuck off with your cunt-containing lycra, foreskin helmets and general total wanker attitude.

As for the prick who told me this morning that he had my” threatening behaviour” on camera,you’re just lucky that you don’t have a fucking good view of your lower digestive tract on camera.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

I fucking loathe the Lycra benders. They use the dual carriageway by me for time trials, the zoned out cunts. These pricks then think that the road, a busy main A road, is just for them, and traffic should give them all consideration and right of way. All these pricks care about is their time, so road positioning and indicating, or any of the rules of the road go out the fucking window, the riding four abreast cunts.

Pushbikes, especially those ridden by a pointy hatted, immac legged ponce, should not be allowed on a road where they have to compete with 70 mph traffic.

Team sky? Team cunt more like.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

BBC Weather Forecasts

Posted on October 4, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

BBC Weather deserves a thorough cunting.

Just watched the post 10pm BBC PC Fest weather (formerly known as the news) and in a 3min slot the cunts basically told us the weather we’d already had today for 2mins (which they got wrong yesterday, i.e., no rain but windy where I live when in fact it was pretty still but pissed it down), followed by tomorrow’s guess of “bright but cloudy, dry but with some showers, and calm with the occasional hurricane.”

And to add insult to injury they now want soft cunts to ring/text/tweet/Facebook what the weather is like where they live now. Why? To cross check it against the lies their brand new £100m “Super Computer” states (remember that, the cunts were creaming themselves about that in January and it’s been about as accurate as flipping a coin, or a couple of pine cones ever since) – so they can “update as necessary”!

Bet the purchase order was for a refurbished ZX81 and the top met office brass divvied up the remaining £99,999,990 between themselves.

I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays! Cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!