Today I’m nominating Thomas Evans, aka Abdul Hakim, aka dead terrorist. Yes, Evans is one of two “British” terrorists who sent the media into a frenzy last week by dying in two separate terrorist attacks. Evans died in Kenya. He was shot dead whilst attacking a Kenyan army post with Al Shabaab. An attack in which, apparently, Evans was second in command.

The other one, who’s name I’ve forgotten, was a paki (yes, I did just use that word, and I don’t give a fuck) from Dewsbury who died carrying out a homicide bomb attack in Iraq that unfortunately killed several innocent people. Naturally, his friends and family were completely mystified as to how this “quiet, good, decent, hard working, blah blah blah” boy could have become a terrorism. Honest ‘guv, they never knew nothing about him being radicalised.

Evans though, was a white convert. Apparently he’d been showing signs of radicalisation for some time, according to his mother. Presumably, the biggest sign was his conversion to the religion of mental illness. In fact, his mother had become so concerned by his behaviour, which included him growing a ridiculous looking beard, that she contacted the police. He’d even tried to get his mother and brother to convert to Islam. Otherwise they would “burn in hell”.

Ironically a couple of hours earlier, the prick who led the attack was videoed boasting about how hard they were, “we are lions”, etc. He also claimed that the Kenyans were terrified of Al Shabaab, and were “crying like babies”. Unfortunately for Evans, and a lot of the other terrorist scum, the Kenyan army didn’t get that memo. There was also film of Evans/Hakim celebrating with other terrorists prior to the attack. There was lots of jollity and “Allahu Ackbar”, which if my memory of Arabic is correct roughly translates as, “Allah takes it up the shit chute”. The best video though, was shot by Evans himself. It was taken by his body cam. And shows him getting shot dead.

Naturally, his mother and brother are distraught over his death. They in no way condone his acts of terrorism, which by all accounts were many, and included the murders of a lot of innocent men, women and children. Few others though will shed a tear over the death of a terrorist and a traitor. I did find myself asking one question though. If one family of a terrorist could see that something was seriously wrong, and be concerned enough to inform the police, why couldn’t the other family? Especially since the other family were all born muslims and therefore even more likely to spot that something was wrong.

Anyway. I think it’s safe to say that as we speak, the 17 year old paki, and Evans/Hakim are, at this very moment, down in hell, choking on the dongs of demons.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I hate Blur. Every fibre in my body is anti Blur. There isn’t a song that I’ve heard that is even remotely good. Oasis are genuises compared to Blur and thats not saying much because they have done some pretty shite stuff.

I also have convinced myself that their brother vs. brother fued is somewhat of a scam,can’t tell anymore. Gorrilaz are really shite too I can’t believe they have made millions over it, who buys this shit? This form of corruption in the music industry encourages bad/no talent and bravado.

Also they have upped prices on Cd’s and vinyl as a way to combat piracy. What a load of shite.

Nominated by: Titslapper

I think its time to cunt those begging adverts, or digital charity mugging.

‘….this is mrs click click durk, she has to walk ten miles a day to get dirty water…blah blah, dead and dying kids etc etc’

Its really awful that there is no running water, and the rivers are full of typhoid, dysentery and parasites (at least the parasites are not as big as the cunts on Labour run councils, like Rotherham and Sheffield) and that they have to walk 2 hours to school, that there has been an earthquake, that they are going blind, but we can’t save all these cunts.

£3 is not all it costs to improve someones life/hearing/clean water, what about the directors running charities like Oxfam who are on £170K a year? Its supposed to be a fucking charity, and charity begins at home so how about a dose of reality in the salary department you robbing Quangocrat cunts? These same ‘fake’ charities actually already derive a large portion of their incomes from central governments in the EU, so its a double tax rinse for those dumb enough to fall for their shite.

After all, they seem to get better then try and secret themselves into plane undercarriages and cargo ships, all bound for good old blighty. As if its not enough, The DFID spunks millions of taxpayers money helping these cunts, who ultimately choose a new dictator to murder the next tribe down the road. The white man needs to stay the fuck out of african politics, the last 200 years still have not taught us that today’s refugee is tomorrow’s freedom fighter, and the next day’s genocidal dictator. For the love of christ, stop sending fucking money to Africa!

‘We are the victims, you cannot treat us like this’ is the usual cry from the Nigerian asylum seekers at the UK’s ports. Its not like there is a population crisis in Africa, if the fuckers would exercise some restraint and birth control (council sink dwellers should try this too) maybe their lives might be a bit less complex and reliant on western handouts.

I don’t want to give to these fuckers, I don’t want my nose rubbed in their suffering every 5 minutes be it on TV, in the high street, or in Magazines. And the government cunts should also stop throwing taxpayers cash at them.

Leave us the fuck alone you pious begging cunts!

Nominated by: The Captain