Monthly Archives: June 2013

Les Miserables

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Based on a book by a 19th century French cunt that runs to 5 fucking volumes, it dirges on for 3 fucking hours. 3 hours FFS! 3 hours of unrelenting, boring, mind rotting squalour and misery.

The film is even worse, because Russell Crowe CANNOT FUCKING SING!!
(Note to self : must cunt Russell Crowe)

Who in their right mind would want to sit through this shit?

And…. it’s the world’s longest running musical.

Wish I’d fucking written it.

Nominated by : Andrew Lloyd Webber
(Sour grapes, eh Andrew?…)

Trolls

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What’s with these cunts?

Nothing better to do than to post shit comments on blogs just to piss off the author. I’ve had my share lately, and all I have to say is “Fuck the fucking fuck off, you fuckers!”

Definitely cunts.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Mo Farrah

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One fucking annoying cunt. Runs for a day and thinks he can annoy us all for the rest of our lives, with stories of his cunt family, his twin cunt brother, and how good he thinks he is.

What the fuck is the Mobot, a sum up of your IQ you fucking moron?

You may be able to run, you will need to for when I come to hunt down in my car on your next marathon you fuckwit.

Nominated by : Sick of all cunts from the Olympics

Daft Punk

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“Random Access Memories (their new album) is like a movie, a painting, a fashion collection or going on a journey in a small boat but you don’t know if you’re going to reach the other shore”.

What a load of fucking twaddle! Pretentious cunts!

Nominated by : Gary Barlow