Being gay

Being gay must be a cunt. How do you tolerate being picked on by all those horrible straight people?

I don’t give a flying fuck what people get up to in their bedrooms. I don’t give a flying fuck if they want to get married in a Catholic church.

Just stop banging on and on about it and ramming it down my throat. I’m not a pervert just because I’m not gay, so fuck the fuck off you cunts!

Nominated by : 4 poofs and no piano

Meerkats

Compare the Meerkat.

I did.

They bear a remarkable similarity to a bunch of irritating, animated cunts.

Almost as big a bunch of cunts as the cunt that thought of them – and that’s one mighty big cunt!

Simples…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Arthritis, prostate, baldness. Can’t walk but can’t stop peeing.

Old age is a real cunt.

But at least it doesn’t last long…

Nominated by : Anonymous

Waive that fucking tin under my nose one more time and I’ll shove it up your arse, you cunt!

Nominated by : Ebenezer

FFS! Now it’s OK for some poofta to be a boy scout in the States but not to be a scout leader.

I always knew America was full of homophobic cunts but what the fuck were they on when they thought this one up?

Nominated by : Baden Powell’s Gay Lover