The Messiah myth


The Jesus story predates erm Jesus and a similar story can be found in many other religions. In the world of theology now dominated by three major religions the view of Jesus vary widely. Religion v.1.0 believes Jesus to be a false messiah currently burning in a pit of excrement. Religion v.2.0 believe Jesus is our salvation and the only path to God. Religion v3.0 believe Jesus to be a prophet but denies his divinity and places him below the merchant, warrior with a fondness for the much much younger woman.

People who have made a life long study of esoteric mythology believe that Jesus represents the Sun of God and is indeed Sun worship, the Catholic Church stems from moon worshippers and Islam is worship of Saturn or indeed SATAN interesting stuff.

The only truth universal to all religions is that your God will help you if you help yourself and the more you help yourself the more your god will help you.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Religion [2]


I’d like to nominate religion for an almighty cunting.

When a secular person looks up in the sky, what do they see? Zillions of fucking stars, some of which died billions of years before their dad lost his mess in their mum’s cunt. What does this make them think? “Fuck me, I’m a right insignificant cunt. I’m a tiny speck in a universe that (for all intents and purposes) is infinite. All I can do is the best for those few cunts I meet. Even if I’m the best cunt who ever lived, I’ll soon be forgotten anyway. Still, the universe will go on for billions of years without me, just as it did for billions of years before my dad shot his load.”

When a religious person looks up in the sky, what do they see? Zillions of fucking stars, some of which died billions of years before their dad lost his mess in their mum’s cunt. What does this make them think? “Fuck me, I’m a right important cunt. God created all this just for me. If I have wank, Jupiter will wobble in its orbit. If I vote to let gaylords get married, God will destroy New Orleans. If I let my female relations show their hair, God will fuck me up. Best if I fuck up everything and everyone just to show God I’m on his side.”

I have zero respect for your religion and don’t care what your imaginary friend is going to do to me. This is an equal opportunities cunting and applies to all imaginary friends – Zeus, Thor, Quetzalcoatl, Allah, you are all cunts.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt



Catholicism is a evil religion and the worst form/sect of christianity who through the ages have brought genocide, torture, death, pain, confusion and misery.

I have never said anything good about the Church of England and catholicism in general isn’t even christianity per se. It’s actually a paganized form of it, where in the pope acts as a god who does no wrong infallible ie “incapable of failure or error”.

It also makes it’s own rules and laws which also wants to bring other religions together which is the opposite of christs teaching. The pope is apologetic to islam, has kissed the koran and promotes refugees/migrants and even said extremists have a right to kill if you offend them(this was after the charlie heb’ado attacks).

Paedophilia is a sad state of affairs in catholicism and the church is unapologetic.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Tyson Fury


Tyson Fury is a complete cunt with ridiculous ideas, in this country we still (just about) have the right to freedom of expression as long as violence is not incited and I don’t believe that the idiot has done that.

I am really worried about our seemingly decreasing right to free speech, it has already been stopped by Muslim apologists by the use of the ridiculous term ‘Islamophobia’ and by certain Muslims who are prepared to kill for any perceived slight to their prophet.

Maybe I should also cunt religion in general for being granted far too much respect whilst not having a shred of evidence for the existence for any of its claims. Religion is the basis of Tyson Fury’s opinions, but sadly the Bible/Koran etc. give credence to all these appalling ideas.

Ian Sawyer who has reported Tyson Fury to the police for hate crime is a right cunt too.

Nominated by: Serena



Scientology is overdue for a cunting.

What brings this cunting to the fore is the letter that dropped onto my doormat yesterday, inviting me to join a course on detoxification with the ‘church’ of cuntology.

Apparently, for a fee I can go to a scientology centre and have numerous toxins removed from my system including street drugs, prescription drugs, petrol / diesel and Asbestos.

Now call me a cunt, but I always thought that removing drugs from your system is pretty easy. Don’t start taking them in the first place.

Asbestos on the other hand is an absolute cunt of a substance and any poor fucker who gets it in their lungs is in for a slow and painful death. There is no cure.

My ex father-in-law is currently wasting away from asbestosis and I have already seen one of my engineers go the same way. It is a heartbreaking and terrifying way to die for all involved.

The reason I fucking despise Scientology is that they prey on the gullible and vulnerable…..and then relieve them of all their cash and worldly belongings when they are at their lowest ebb.

I have seen the way they recruit, their brainwashing techniques and the downward spiral into something approaching mental illness of those unfortunate enough to get wrapped up with them. All first hand.

L. Ron Hubbard was a mediocre science fiction writer, not a prophet. The ‘church’ members are a bunch of deranged, manipulative cunts and they can take their billion year contracts, roll them up and insert them fucking sideways.

Fuck them, fuck all of them to hell and back!

I hope they die screaming. The cunts!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls