Katy Perry [2]

Katy Perry is a monumental cunt….
As if her ‘Heartbroken for Manchester’ fakery on Twatter wasn’t sickening enough, this immense slag now demands Britain opens its borders and co-exist with IS…. This thick as pigshit whore would do and say anything to gain publicity and more online ‘fans’…. Her shameless media prostitution and endless brainless bullshit stinks as bad as her overused twat… Fucking cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Katy Perry

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It’s official… Katy Perry is a complete cunt…

This daft slapper, who has made her name through basically selling sex as very shite pop music, has the brass to call out Trump on his lack of standards… For someone who makes a song about abduction with lines like ‘I wanna be your victim!’ to suddenly take a moral stand about Trump’s attitude is taking the piss…

And this stupid slag’s calls for ‘uprising’ and ‘revolution’ are just too laughable for words… A tart who lives a lifestyle even more decadent and lavish than Louis XIV, a celebrity tosser who probably has an entourage of about ten people just to have a shit, squawking about protest and taking it to the streets is a total bubble headed cunt… Ask the daft cow who Maximilien Robespierre is or even who Malcolm X is and I guarantee a thick caveman looking at a wheel expression…

And as good looking as she is, no I wouldn’t… That massive cunt, Russell Brand has been up her chuff… And lord alone knows who else too… What a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Virgin Galactic

Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo on its first test flight over the Mojave Desert, California

Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.

So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:

Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber

…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away

Nominated by: Captain Japseye