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Dead Pool [96]

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Congratulations again to Shaun (i.e me) who has won the Deadpool again by picking the murderer web cam wanker and soapstar Leslie Grantham whoat 71 is the latest dead cunt.Grantham served 10 years in prison for shooting a taxi driver in the head but still managed to land the role of Dirty Den in Eastenders in 1985.After four years Dirty Den was killed off except he returned 14 years later with those famous lines “Hello Princess”.He was killed off again two years later after the tabloids published a story about him sucking his finger on webcam and masturbating while slagging off fellow cast members while impersonating captain hook.(Let`s hope he wanked with the right hand).He moved to Bulgaria popping up on TV screens over there but had recently filmed a movie about the Krays called Dead Man Walking which is kind of ironic.

Anyway On to Deadpool 96:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif
John McCain

Dead Pool [95]

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Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.

On to Deadpool 95:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain

Dead Pool [94]

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Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted that Eurovision singer and Radio Luxembourg DJ Teddy Johnson would be the next dead dude. Johnson was best known for having a singing double act with his wife Pearl Carr with them even coming second in the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. Johnson was 98 and had been living in Brinsworth House with his wife of 62 years for some time. He is survived by his wife. There was confusion about whether he has died but confirmation has come from a Eurovision Website who interviewed him last year.

On to Deadpool 94:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Jon Hiseman
John McCain

Dead Pool [93]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted games critic John Bain aka Totalbiscuit would be the next dead dude.Bain was just 33 and had made his name as one of the first major internet critics nearly a decade ago.

On to Deadpool 93:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson

Dead Pool [92]

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Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.

On to Deadpool 92:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson