Dead Pool [132]

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted that Dog the Bounty Hunter`s wife and reality TV star Beth Chapman would be the next to conk out aged 51 after a long battle with cancer.

On to DeadPool 132:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

John McCririck
George Alagiah
Michael Sleggs
Kathleen Blanco
Fernando Ricksen

Dead Pool [131]


Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted that Franco Zeferreli the renowed Oscar Nominated Film and theatre producer would be next to shuffle off this mortal coil aged 96.

On to DeadPool 131

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Nobby Stiles
John Hume
George Alagiah
Kathleen Blanco
Trevor Peacock

Dead Pool [130]

Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

Dead Pool [129]

Congratulations to Jack the Cunter who correctly predicted that Pulitzer Prize Winning Author Herman Wouk would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 103 just 10 days shy of his 104th Birthday.

On to DeadPool 129

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Leonard Fenton
Cloris Leachman
David Stoddart Baron Stoddart
Marcia Nasatir
David Attenborough

Theresa “Treason” May [30]


I know this is getting repetitive but fuck me Theresa May is really upping her game for Cunt of the century isn`t she?Her latest shitshow has been snuggling up to the EU begging for an extension to Article 50 despite saying on 108 occasions in the commons that we would leave on the 29th March.Now to really top it off she has approved indicative votes in the commons that include a second referendum or revoking article 50 altogether.

I have come to the conclusion that Theresa May is not stupid she is doing a Columbo pretending to be clueless when really being incredibly sharp.She never wanted us to leave in the first place so she sabotaged the negotiations to the point that Olly Robbins overruled Davis and Raab and capitulated this country to the EU.May and Robbins could not get their tongues deeper up Juncker Verhofstadt and Tusk`s saggy arsehole s if they tried.Theresa May is a fucking trainwreck.The damage she has done to the countries reputation is immense and she has alienated Remainers Leavers the DUP and probably near enough all of her supporters.I mean whether you are a traitor who wants to keep us in the EU or not.I cannot fathom why the traitorous remainers or the Brexiteers in her party are still in her cabinet.She is beyond terrible.At this point I would say she is possibly worse than Anna Soubry.Soubry although a monumental cunt at least has the courtesy to let us know what her intentions are however objectionable.The Maybot though pretends to be on the Leavers side when she is euthanising Brexit .It is like Harold Shipman consoling a dead relatives family.She is the cause of Brexiteers anger.Not the sole cause but a big cause.Yet she keeps up this pretence.Who is she fooling at this point?She had no intention of even attempting to honour the referendum result and I think everyone can see that now.

Nominated by Shaun of the Dead 69