Dead Pool [178]

It is my sad duty to give Duke of Cuntshire the Deadpool 177 Title.He correctly predicted the amazing Randi aka James Randi would be next to die at the grand age of 92.Randi was determined to expose phonies and bullshit artists and did so with class skill and an incredibly blunt yet devastating wit.He could see a cunt a mile off and for that I salute the old dead cunt

Anyway enough of my nauseating sentimentality that James Randi would have dismissed or vomited at in disgust.

On to Deadpool 178

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:
Saeb Erekat
Doug Supernaw
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies

Dead Pool [177]

Well done to Cunty Cunti Council who correctly predicted the “Queen of Technicolour” Rhonda Fleming would be next to conk out.Fleming was 97 and died from aspiration pneumonia

On to Deadpool 177

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies

Deadpool [176]

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of the McCain family matriarch Roberta McCain would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 108.McCain was the mother of the late presidential nominee John McCain widow of navy admiral John S McCain Jr.As well as outliving her husband and son her daughter Jean died from mesothelioma aged 85 last November.She was seen on her sons ultimately unsuccessful campaign trail in 2008 and was present at his funeral in 2018 with images of her hunched in a wheelchair bidding a heartfelt goodbye which was widely covered in the media.Partly for the fact that it was old McCains Mother who was still with us when he seemed ancient!!!!!Anyhow her demise was announced by her daughter in Law Cindy on Twatter in the last few minutes!

On to Deadpool 175

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies

Dead Pool [175]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted the demise Ruth Bader Ginsburg the veteran liberal US supreme court justice who was known as the Notorious R.B.G and was only the second female US supreme court justice.Bader Ginsburg was 87 and died from cancer complications having suffered from the condition on several occasions since 1999.

On to Deadpool 175

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies

Conservative Party


An emergency counting for our so called Conservative party that are really stretching their power into the private lives of citizens in a way that can only be described as totalitarian.

After weeks of being told to get off our arses back to work and eat out to help out we are now being put back in our boxes being told we will be arrested and fined if we dare to have more than 6 people in our own private property whilst still being told to get our arses back to work and spend to give the treasury more of our counting money.

Are they blaming their fuck ups on testing, PPE discharging Covid positive and untested hospital patients back into care homes ,their botched app or their vague messages being undermined by Dominic Cumstains and his bullshit eye test at Barnard Castle Robert Jenricks trip to his parents and Gove getting a test on his daughter to avoid self isolating amongst many other things ??Are they fuck.No it is young people who bed wetting man sized school prefect and all round duplicitous condescending cuntflaps Hancock states are in danger of ” killing Granny”.Well after nearly 20000 deaths in care homes just under half our total occuring under his watch following his own department saying beds needed to be freed up and Covid positive patients could be safely cared for in their care homes that’s a bit fucking rich.

I have worked in a care home through this pandemic and live with my seriously ill father.The stress has been off the scale.Im 26 and have adhered pretty rigorously to all guidelines and it has been miserable.Now the government dare to strip our rights away again for a virus killing less than heart disease cancer and suicide and one that is certainly not overwhelming the NHS.

I have seen first hand Doctors trying to put suspected Covid on death certificates of people that recently tested negative.I am not a conspiracy theorist but that makes me incredibly suspicious.

I probably wouldn’t meet more than 6 people anyway but the fact that these incompetent cunts headed by Bojo the clown are dictating how we live our lives while taking our money and letting any Mohammad Mohammad or other Mohammad into the country on a dinghy really boils my piss.

Fuck the Government and Fuck Boris.Are we going to turn into a police state whenever seasonal flu comes around which kills around 20000 a year.What an absolute shitshow. We still have the highest death toll in Europe and a massive recession yet these cunts pontificate to us with as much disdain as you can imagine.

If I wanted to live in a totalitarian nanny police state I would have voted for Corbyn!

Cuntservatives!

Nominated by Shaun of the Dead 69