The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel..

“The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, an inquiry has found.

The dinghy they were travelling on became swamped and capsized in the early hours of 24 November 2021, in what became the deadliest Channel small boat incident on record.

Only two people survived, and were found almost 12 hours after they called for help..”

The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk in France and came from a number of countries, including Iraq, Somali, Ethiopia, Egypt and Afghanistan…dear dear me.

Apparently there aren’t enough ships and aircraft constantly on patrol to stop the feral cunts drowning.

The report recommended the Coastguard gives specific training to its staff about how to deal with small boats, as well as investing in new technology..

As yet another bonus for us the Enquiry has been translated into seven languages.

It seems certain whoever gets the bill for this Enquiry won’t be delighted.

Finally,thankfully,the French coastguard have been approached for comment.

Oh good.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course..

I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part of the cultural enrichment process? Nah, can’t be that.

Nothing to see here. Eat shit, in the dark, and be grateful.

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

is a cunt.

Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let’s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

are a cunt.

I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.

An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….

The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.

Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.

Absolutely pointless.

It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.

Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.

And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?

The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.

Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.

As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.

WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.

Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.

On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.

Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.

Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.

Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.

All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.

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Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.

Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline.

Well, there could be a number of reasons for this…

The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street.
And, that includes those who run these takeaway shitholes. As well as the cunts who eat the shit.

Also, thick as mince Gen-Z phone zombies see KFC and other grease traps as modern day shrines.

And, as Fish and Chips are nigh on unaffordable now (a fiver near enough for a small chips and curry!), that doesn’t help either. Prices rocketed during Covid, and they have not come down since then.

However, mongs on Tik Tok and the hordes of dark personae are really to blame for yet another piece of British tradition being eroded away.

As the woman on the BBC site says ‘You can’t go wrong wit da fried chiggen!’

Nominated by Norman with a second helping of take away delights by Unkle Terry below

The Chiggun.

Another heart warming story of our gloriously diversified nations love of fried chiggun.

Printing Mistry informs us that “Sumayyah Zara Sillah’s eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.

“I try to be healthy,” says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin’ Bird. “But I like it so much.”

This wonderful piece of research should further our understanding of why the paki and wôg are so addicted to The Chiggun.

We can now hopefully intensify the research within the infested ghettos where such delicacies abound…and positively encourage the cunts to eat as much of it as possible.

Dear me what a barrel of greasy trash it all is.

Air fried Oven.

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