Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend and confidante, was found guilty in 2021 of child sex trafficking and the enticement of minors. She was sentenced to twenty years and incarcerated in a federal prison in Tallahassee, Florida. In late July 2025, as demands for the release of the Epstein files were rising to a crescendo, she was interviewed for six hours over two days by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who happens to be one of Donald Trump’s former personal lawyers. This also came as calls were growing for Maxwell to testify in front of Congress.
During their talks, she apparently managed to assure Blanche that she knew absolutely nothing about any improprieties concerning Trump. As far as she was concerned he was whiter than white. And who is this Donald Trump guy anyway? Days later on August 1st, the Bureau of Prisons confirmed that Maxwell had been moved to a cushy minimum security facility in Texas. The White House told reporters that she hadn’t received preferential treatment and suggested that her transfer had been routine. So recruiting underaged girls for a pedophile isn’t considered to be that serious after all.
The question now is, how long will she have to wait before she receives a Presidential pardon? She didn’t receive a pardon from the jury at her trial, or from the prosecutors who were originally seeking a sentence of a least thirty years. She definitely wouldn’t receive a pardon from the citizens of the United States who are united in their loathing for anyone connected with the sex trafficking of minors. But if Donald Trump is willing to pardon one and a half thousand rioters who attacked a government building and threatened the life of the Vice President, simply because they were breaking the law on his behalf, then there’s no reason to think he wouldn’t pardon one female sex offender who’s more than willing to do him this big favour.
Is Ghislaine Maxwell a cunt? Most people would say yes. Is she a lucky cunt? I think most people would agree with that too. Is she a lying cunt? I’m sure most of us would be able to find it within ourselves to be economical with the truth if it meant walking away from a twenty year prison sentence, but I’ll leave that one up to you.
Nominated by : Allan