While flicking through the TV guide the other day there was a programme featuring someone called Harry Clark who is “one of the most recognisable faces on TV” after winning the BBC show The Traitors. I had never heard of Harry Clark or watched The Traitors, the BBC is as welcome in Chez Liberal as an unsolicited cock shot from Huw Edwards, but it got me thinking about the subject matter of this cunting.
Anything that has the critics wetting themselves I usually avoid like the plague. It saved me sitting though Broardchurch, mainly because David Tennant and Olivia Coleman are uber cunts, I have never seen Strictly, anything with Ant and Dec in it, Eurovision or The Great British Bake Off. The most recent Oscar winning film I watched was probably The Hurt Locker in 2009.
I have never been clubbing in Ibiza or been to Glastonbury pretending to know who Paul McCartney is. Never driven an EV or eaten an avocado. I don’t get K-pop or the Harry Styles hero-worship.I have never smoked a vape or taken pictures of my food to post on social media, which no, I have also never used. No Deliveroo for me either as I’m not funding the wages of some illegal dinghy rat or taken an Uber taxi driven by some fucking peasant from Shitholistan. And I certainly have never bent the knee to a foreign criminal, flown the flag of a terrorist state in the name of ‘solidarity’ or indulged the mentally ill by validating their endless pronouns and narcissism.
I don’t think I’ve been missing out myself.
No Netfix, park runs, Starbucks coffee or Google Maps. In fact no smartphone full stop. I’ve never been paid to work from home or wore my Covid face nappy outside of a shop as some kind of fashion statement or social shamming of others. Electric scooters are for bellends and militant vegans should be shot on sight.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
In other words normal, like me.
Although I have to admit my social filter probably needs a new washer, as comments normally voiced internally seem to becoming audible recently.
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I know who Paul McCartney is.
An ive eaten a avocado.
And used Google maps.
Im down with the kids i am.
If
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@jp…my audible mutterings have frequently been a source of squels from the daughters with a daaaaaad you can’t say that these days 🤣…oh really! In that case if the 🚓 call then I’ll go full modern with my own pronouns…fuck/off 😩
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“the BBC is as welcome in Chez Liberal as an unsolicited cock shot from Huw Edwards”
So unsolicited cock shots are unacceptable, but are pre-approved cock shots still welcome as I’ve now developed the film roll from the ϟϟtarmer and the Ukranian boys photo shoot that you placed an order for back in August, LL.
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Oh Cunt Engine…..now you have outed me I feel so violated…and not in the good way.
I just hope Dick Fiddler doesn’t still read the posts.
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Well that’s you off the short list to become a green party politician then, LL.
Why watch fake traitors. When we have a government full of real ones.
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It sounds like you have the same disease as me which is called ‘Allmainstreammediaisparasticbraincanceritis’.
When driving back and forth work-related I’ll just about tolerate Talk, but even then the off button is severely stabbed as soon as the adverts begin for Amazon, McDonawlds, and ‘The UK Government is committed to…’
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That is a perfect summary of my life experience too, with one small exception.
I did eat an avocado once.
It was shit.
You should stand for Parliament, LL.
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I have a similar list, Liberal Liquidator, but wouldn’t give cunts the satisfaction of having their names revealed as they should. That meaning I would decant the hidden pair of cunts down the shitehole.
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The former goal line hanging cunt becoming Heer Leikner. There will be others throughout the day.
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Your nomination LL, explains why I am on ISaC. Like most folks on here you are abolutely and reassuringly normal.
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I bet you have watched Game of Thrones and read all the Harry Potter books.
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I do like my phone,its a pocket wizard.
In most other respects I fully concur,I try quite hard to avoid anything popular as the sheer amount of trash the human brain has to filter is formidable.
Once you’ve seen Yvette Cooper or a paki or an advert for GoCompare it’s processed and stored away forever.
Dear me.
Sherry anyone?
Good morning.
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I can only imagine what advertising is like now, Unkle Terry, due to not watching them. The last darkle I watched was the one on the Esso sign advert.
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I’ve always milked the beeb for all its worth, from when they were Mr Hyde, which they still are if you search the archives. Besides getting the satisfaction of not paying the license fee. There’s not much pleasure in it now due to legally being the age of not having to pay.
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Sir Angryman’s resignation speech is going to be must see TV, whenever it happens.
Let me be clear……
Will he sack Larry the cat for not telling him he was Prime Minister?
Will Victoria Sponge be wheeled out to reprise the Her Ladyship role that she hasn’t played in ages?
Will he hang on long enough to issue a D-notice banning reporting of the rent boys trial on national security grounds?
Will he tell us what his father did for a living?
I’ve got loads of extra beers and crisps in for the forthcoming entertainment.
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To add to the list…….
I have never stuck a wedge of lemon in a bottle of Mexican beer and drank from it.
I have never been in a Starbucks.
I have never wanted to ski.
I have never used an emoji in a message.
I completely blank any cunt that says, “It is what it is” or “My bad”.
I have never watched more than a minute of women’s football or any other women’s sport for that matter.
The last time I was in any sort of electric vehicle, it was a milk float, helping the milkman on my way to junior school.
I have never been on the receiving end of a surprise party.
The only funeral which I will turn up for will be my own.
I have never seen a soap opera.
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20 years of must watch television that has pushed people into not watching the BBC or paying the license tax, so now the BBC is cutting its workforce by around 10%.
They can start with the BBC Asian network, what an unnecessary pile of cunt that is.
Want Asian radio? Fuck off back to Asia.
BBC sport? Another waste of money, they talk about sport but don’t actually show much of it.
If the content was that good why are they struggling?
I don’t watch the BBC, don’t do park runs, spend five quid on shitty coffee or any of the other metro sexual what’s in me man bag kind of shit.
Good to see Tennant get a casual drive by cunting.
Good nom
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I am on board.No false worship of these “trends”.Sheep.
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The one thing we will never be rid of is the lowest common denominator, for which the majority of the weak minded general public put such people on a stage. I do my utmost to avoid such evil, but for the annoying subliminal images that still linger on.
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