Len McCluskey(2)

Len McCluskey is a commmunist cunt

Nominated by kravDarth

So, Red Len wants to bring down a democratically elected government through illegal strike action. Apparently this makes him a great freedom fighter like Mandela and Gandhi.

Let’s assume I earn £1,000 a week. I strike for a 5% pay rise which adds up to £2,500 per annum. So in 2.5 weeks on strike, I wipe out the pay rise. So by striking for 5 weeks, I’m taking a 5% pay cut for the year and after two years I’m back where I started.

Meanwhile, McCuntsky is still being paid his £130,000 per annum salary out of my union dues. That’s on top of the £417,000 that came out of union funds last year to help him buy a London flat just south of London Bridge with a view of the London Eye.

A true man of the people is our Len. Can I suggest that if he really wants to be a second Mandela, then we should oblige him by locking him up for 30 years?

Nominated by Dioclese

148 thoughts on “Len McCluskey(2)

  1. McClusky is a corrupt cunt in place through a rigged election who is now victimising his ex opponent. Illegal strike action is par for the course for his ilk.
    And as Dio says, when you are on £130k work or play it is no hardship to strike. There are also some questions about a dodgy loan. He wont for one minute give a fuck for the members hardship.
    And this corrupt cunt is the driving force behind the Corbynistas.

    • Apparently it wasn’t a loan, it was shared equity scheme which according to Shite is ‘not uncommon’
      Basically this means he pays no interest and as long as he carries on living there, it’s never repaid.

  2. A friend of mine works in a bank. She fucking hates Unite but she says it’s like an unofficial closed shop. She was put under so much pressure that she had no option but to join.

  3. Have been fighting cunts like McClusky all me born days natural. Once upon a time they were known as Union Barons. They hoover in all the perks that the rank and file can only dream about. Shake ’em and they start raining union paid mortgages, interest free loans, private school fees, “dislocation allowances”, free travel, entertainment allowances, all expenses paid conference trips to Cuba and the Seychelles (those might be curtailed a bit due to recent weather but the expenses won’t), private health plans, fleets orf cars, two months paid holidays, mega pension pots, free child care ect ect ect.
    Pisser is the commie gimme gimme cunts have a rationale for all this which spreads across the union hierarchy. They are bravely setting an example for the common cunt orf best practice in the labour market. We thank them for their sacrifice.

    • All the unions are the same.
      A few years ago I need some part time work and so got a job as a delivery driver at a well known supermarket which will remain nameless but isn’t Sainsburys, starts with a T and ends with an O.
      Anyway, during the companies so called induction day five new starters and my good self were subjected to a mandatory ‘talk’ by the USDAW rep. Well, I say talk but he could hardly string two words together except to proudly tell us he had been a union rep for 25 years, what a great life he had, and the long and short of us joining USDAW meant that no matter how big a cunts we made of ourselves to our employers, the union would ‘Defend us to the hilt’.

      Fucking marvellous. Just about sums up union mentality for you. Oh, and of course to be a member, we had to pay union dues every month…a good proportion of which goes direct to the Labour Party.

      Five people still signed up to USDAW that day. Guess which cunt told the rep to Fuck Off?

      • To sum McCluskey up, he started work at Liverpool docks as a teenager but became a union rep aged 19. That’s it….working life over. It’s a ticket to doing fuck all for a living, just pissing about ‘ representing the members’, while dodging real work just like Scargill, Hatton and all those other workshy commies.
        Like it’s been said before ” Socialist Worker?”. The two words contradict each other.

        • I have always found that the more these
          cunts shout about the workers…….they
          all have one thing in common….they’ve
          never done any work…..they are always
          at union meetings.
          Union hero Jack Jones was a paid up
          Soviet spy for years…..accepting money
          for betraying his country.

      • I worked for Tesco for a while and I was amazed how much the union were in bed with Tesco management,

  4. I’m in this union and I voted for Coyne.
    Megalomaniac McCluskey soon managed to get rid of the main opposition.
    Fucking unite has uncle Tom Cobley and all in it, so you can’t stand against anyone any more. This shit union is nothing more than a platform to raise money for McCluskey’s political ambitions, he’s one of the biggest cunts the UK has ever seen.

  5. Hatched from the same jam jar as that now dead prick Bob Crowe.

    A case of many being taken in by a few greedy cunts with ostensibly communist ambitions. For others of course. Good Lord, not for themselves.

    Our Len enjoys the finer things in life far too much. He keeps members on side by being seen to be fighting for higher salaries for them too – perpetually.

  6. Very off topic bit I’m at the beach, first day out Iin over a week, and there’s very few people here, but right in front of me there is two stunning topless tarts juggling skittles.
    This is not a cunting, i just wanted to tell some cunt.

    Ye don’t get that in Starbucks, eh Kravdarth? 🙂

  7. “and Britain will regret this”

    When anycunt asks why you want to leave the EU, give them Junckers latest quote.

    You’d think that since the brexit vote, any remoaner cunt would see how vile, vengeful and greedy the EU are.
    The cunts don’t even try and hide it


    The topless tarts are juggling balls now.
    Pity they weren’t mine. 🙁

    • Christ, is that you on the beach behind us birdman? If not it’s one hell of a coincidence, cos my balls are being juggled as we speak.

    • Drunker also said he wants closer union, more member states, more in Euro and an extension of the open borders. Damn, look what we’re missing.

        • Hear hear.

          Juncker is a fucking old spunker. He is now shitting himself that the exit is now becoming a real entity.

          Utter spiteful cuntwipe!

          • Wonder what the o’snob will be spouting on his radio show tomorrow. I am interested to hear how he debates this. If even bothers to. He will probably be talking about himself and how hard it is to be so perfect in a world of racists.

          • Spot on, PM – It is nothing but spite, blackmail, threats and, let’s not forget the remoaniacs’ favourite word…


            Junckunt hates the English with a vengeance.

            I hope very much that something truly, agonisingly painful and fatal will hapen to this Heydrich-Voldemort spunkbubble

          • Obergruppenfuhrer von Junker
            is merely trying to honour Uncle
            Adolf’s wishes to punish the UK….
            what a cunt….send him to the
            Russian Front.

  8. The Royal Mail is a good example of the kind of world we’ll be in if this cunt had he’s way.
    Buy anything off EBay and delivered by the Royal communist delivery service and they won’t bother to exert themselves to get the thing through the letter box, they won’t bother to try to leave it with a neighbour or hide it behind a flower pot. Instead they’ll leave you a card telling you to pick the thing up somewhere miles away in the middle of town and they’re only open in the mornings except Wednesday. Fucking cunts. When you get there the huge car park’s full of their own vehicles and signs dictating your ever move all but three spaces available but already taken. If you have the misfortune to have to pay an import charge then you have to march round to Tescos round the corner as (would you believe it) they have no change (Card facilities I’m not sure about) and the bloke who serves you turned out to be a masculine looking female in a blokes uniform and short back n sides. Commy Unionism at it best😕

  9. Cunts like McScousky are a relic of a bygone age. Need chucking in the skip with Corebin an Muckdonnell. While we’re at it throw some football dinosaurs in like Woy an Biiiiiiiggg Sam. Oh and luvvies too like Nicholas Parsnips and Havers and Len Good(for fuck all)man. Piss boilin cunts.

    • The union barons and their fucking rag the Guardian have done nothing since the 70’s but bring working people down, and the great unwashed are to thick to see it. If wages shoot up so does inflation and unemployment. Look what Arthur Scargill did for the miners … His bloody mindedness destroyed them , a lot of my family were minors from Wales and all they thought about was their big fat pensions, high salaries and fuck any cunt that had to subsidize this bloated unificent industry. All this working class hero shite ended after the Jarrow march. Since the 70’s its nothing but greed and power grabs by uneducated union cunts who are driven by nothing other than i want what you’ve got.

  10. 6:56 pm said:
    Used to fell trees with an old boy who worked in the British steel quarries at Corby. 1) He said all the union reps were the fekking useless cunts that no one wanted to work with cos they were bone idle or incompetent, and ran off to work for the union soon as they realised theyd been rumbled. 2) he also observed it’s the same sort of cunt that is now works for the Health & Safety gestapo… Shit at their job so find ways to tell the working man how to do it better… Parasite cunts.
    Unions have a purpose when workers are subject to Victorian conditions but once they’ve raised standards they are either obsolete until genuine individual grievances need sorting but mostly keep finding ‘causes’ to keep themselves in gravy. They’re self-perpetuating cunts and we’re cunts for not calling them on it

  11. Undemocratic union bosses using bully boy tactics along tied to self promoting extremist political ambition not entirely without blame for the powerless state of workers today.

  12. I’m not bashing the unions, I’m bashing the cunts that run the unions. Knock the fat cats as much as you like, but at least they’re not hypocrites like McCluskey ripping off the membership to feather their own nest. Two wrongs don’t make a right…

  13. Thing is Mike, these muppets didn’t have a real job to do.
    They accomplished fuck all and ruined British industry in the process. They were just shouting their mouths off trying to justify their positions as ‘Union Rep’ or Union Leader’ etc. They didn’t give a flying one about anyone except themselves and their cronies.
    No different to Gideon and the like.

    • The entitled cunts think that their job is to bully new employees into joining up and manning the workplace entrance prior to elective ballots and tell you who to vote for. Trying to keep their nests feathered at all times in between tea & hob nob sessions with upper management shitting on the workers where and as required and planning the next all expenses paid getaway.

      All while someone else does their contracted role as well as their own job. As its been so long since they put in a shift, they don’t know what metric nuts n bolts are and have no tools to deal with this state of art technology.

      Shite and the former Amicunts elections always seem as legit as Central African elections.

      Never met anyone who votes for the one who looks like Postman Pat after dooking for chips in the deep fat fryer other than the stewards themselves.

  14. Mark Serwakta of the PCS unoon is a fully paid up Hamas lover! Goes to Fakestan (palestine) and gets over involved.
    I despise the Jew hating cunt.

    • Mark Swastika has recently had a heart transplant. Not a lot of people know that. Got the wrong organ though, should’ve been what passes for his brain.

  15. Look no further than Satan’s very own cockcheese, Red Robbo, who used his negotiating skills to fuck over one of the only remaining British owned car manufacturers in the 1970s.

    I can’t help but think these commie union leaders place their own Marxist political ambitions above those of their members.

    I can only hope that Red Robbo is suffering eternal damnation in Hades, being repeatedly clubbed around the thick skull with a quartic steering wheel from an Austin Allegro.

    • Leyland didn’t help themselves however, by churning out obslete designs, finished in a variety of laughably foul colours. I offer as evidence the Austin Maxi which was rooted firmly in the early 60s but built into the 1980s and “uprated” by the hasty addition of a plastic grille.
      Bigmouth Clarkson’s documentary “Who killed the British Car Industry” is well worth a look (It’s on Youtube) and places the blame evenly between bloody minded unions and obstinate head-in-the-sand management.
      The case of the Triumph Stag is particularly saddening…

      • My first motor was a Morris Marina in puke green, it was a fucking god awful colour and was constantly breaking down

        • The Marina was pretty much the good old Morris Minor, stuffed into an ugly bodyshell and assembled with much less care.
          The Minor even handled better despite being a post war design.
          No wonder Ford and the Japs ate us alive…

        • I had one of the later Marinas, 1980 I think it was , a 1.3 4 door in bright yellow with a black vinyl roof.
          Jacked it up one day to replace a puncture and the jack went through the bottom of the car.
          What did I replace it with? An Austin Maestro 1.3 City X.
          Some people never learn…..

          • My g-great uncle had a bike shop in Cambridge with Bill Morris. When asked whether he wanted to go in him to start a car company -later British Leyland- he replied “There’s no future in it Bill. I’m sticking with bicycles!”

            How fortunes can turn on a single moment’s decision…!

      • Indeed Leyland suffered infighting between the management teams of the brands and a complete lack of cohesion and direction.

        William Lyons was a cunt who played dirty tricks within Leyland to protect his own Jaguar brand. The Rover P9 would have been a serious rival to the E Type.

        The P8/P10 would likely have taken on BMW and Mercedes in the 70s exec saloon race. Unfortunately the SD1 came too late in 1976 and the build quality was shocking.

        • Shame really as the SD1 with the V8 was a stonking bit of kit when you could get it to work properly.
          Most survivors now converted into classic touring car racers.

          • T’was a fine looking machine an SDI. Not for long though.
            My girlfriends uncle had one. Apart from rotting away at 18 months old, it just self destructed in every way possible

  16. But it is a myth that NHS Doctors earn megabucks.

    How much do you think the average NHS Consultant earns? I think many may be surprised to know it still its comfortably within 5 figures.

    • Many Nurses earn more than Junior Doctors. That is a fact.
      My colleague earned £34K as a junior grade in the Intensive care unit. I earned more as a Charge Nurse

  17. Just been reading that Britain can’t use money from it’s £13 billion aid budget to help those territories hit by hurricane Irma. Apparently under international laws they are too wealthy to qualify for assistance and the money will have to come from other budgets…..I fucking knew it,the taxpayer’ll have to pay to fix up a bunch of tax-dodging billionaires’ havens and it wont even come out of that sponging wogs pension fund,the Overseas Aid Budget.
    Fuck them,Let them eat coconuts.

    • Britain has sent 50 police personnel to the BVI’s, just give them a 101 crime number and maybe when they have finished their diversity and equality workshop programme they might show up.

      • Fucking holiday in the Caibbean,and then off for a few weeks in Portugal,looking for the missing McCann child.

        • So, there are not enough cozzers in the UK to fight terrorism, keep the streets safe, stop muzzie rapists, deal with robberies etc… Yet they can send 50 of them to ‘supervise’ a load of feral looting coons?…. Cunts…

        • The McCanns seem to be totally immune from criticism,never mind prosecution. The Establishment seems to view them as complete innocents. It really is incredible that they can continue to play the “Victim” card,unchallenged.

  18. We here at ISAC have an eclectic mix of dislikes but the sexually-repressed religion of outrage is always a target.

    I’ve posted a documentary by a German journalist of Turkish descent over at my place. It’s 42 minutes long but well worth watching. It’s about the unhealthy and frankly weird obsession with female virginity among the Turkish diaspora in Germany.

    If that’s too much, there’s a three minute clip of Billy Connelly ranting about how he’d prefer a couple of whores to 72 virgins.


  19. That’s the top end of a NHS GO salary. A Consultant can earn just over the magic six, but these are the top of the tree players.

    Typical Consultants with 10 years post qual experience will be on around £80k. A reasonable salary but not in City Banker territory. Couple that with shit NHS conditions and a working week double that of the national average (at least), the gloss starts to matt somewhat.

  20. McClusky is this generations version of that cunt red robbo from the 70’s. Both highly paid union officials who don’t give a fuck about the welfare of the people they supposedly represent. I wonder if they’d be so keen to call the masses out on strike if they had to take a massive cut in pay during a strike. Very much doubt it. Typical Communist leader, let the masses fund their well paid priveledged lifestyle. Fucking hypocrites, trouble is most of those they supposedly represent don’t have the brains to see it.

    • Just read a comment above which pretty much says what I have said. Should have read them all before posting mine. What a cunt I am.

  21. I don’t no if iv understood the posting rule correctly for nominating a new complete cunt and I find it difficult to believe nobody has nominated almighty virginal belch of a cunt before but I couldn’t find him so here goes I jus hope if this is the wrong place to post it someone can correct me so I can put it in the right place cos I can’t be arsed to write it to begin with in case It some how inadvertently pays homage to the prick but here goes… David cunting blaine is an absolute monumental cunt of historic proportions . It’s bad enough this cunt has been contaminating the tv’s and minds of of the gullible morons watching that shit (cos they think he’s a magician) for more years then I could ever be arsed to remember . Some time in the 90’s I reckon. But as if he wasn’t a shit enough excuse for a magician he also thinks he’s some kind of illusionist although I’d love to see the prick pull anything off without the production company behind him ( other then what I can imagine is his microscopic excuse for a penis that is although they probably help him with that too) and he regularly fakes his way through overly long totally over the top “death defying ” stunts only a brain dead count of the same school of cunthood as blaine himself would believe were real and un aided but on top of all this he looks like a complete bell end despite being a monumental cunt and has a voice like a paedo on smack and a creepy as fuck gaze to match that again would only really suite the face of a paedo cunt of Jim’l’fix it magnitude. I could go on all night with the list of cuntish characteristics of this king sized dump of a cunt but I can’t be arsed and falling asleep but if you want to see a few minutes of footage of this cunt that sums up what a cunt he is more then any words ever could go on YouTube and search for eamonn holmes interview with the cunt it says it all with virtually no words said or written In the clip of that interview.
    To sum up what a fucking unbelievable cunt of all cunts .

    • It’s the right place, but as a former admin I’d advise not using ‘paedo’ as a description as it’s libel unless proven. Also if you want it published used proper capitals and punctuation otherwise you’re expecting the admin folks to edit and correct it for you and, frankly, why should they?

  22. Having spent a torturous evening out with ‘friends’, I would like to deliver a cunting to middle-class ‘lad banter’. So drained and driven to distraction am I by this fucking phenomenon tonight, I can’t cunt with much strength – but fuck me, I’ve got to get this down before bed.

    I’m sure there’s a more succinct name for the phenomenon (apart from ‘cunt’ that is), but no, I’m not talking about hipsters or out-and-out geezers. Seeing a friend back from living abroad for a few years, it was good to catch up. Sadly he keeps many cunts for company. All asking each other if they want a “cheeky pint”. Endless sage agreement terminating in “awww mate” in faux-mockney accents that only cunts from Berkshire, Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire can manage. The sort of cunt who orders a Hungryhouse while exclusively watching the Dave channel, giving it the fucking pub philosopher pseudo-cuntishness, interspersed with artificial football knowledge derived almost exclusively from playing Championship fucking Manager.

    One cunt in particular, wearing a hoodie – a cunt in his late 30s, for the love of cunt – with ‘Punkers’ emblazoned on it in the style of the Snickers logo would not stop saying “mate”, “mate”, “mate”… the fucking word is riniging in my ears right now like mildly-concerning tinnitus after a Megadeath set. Grinding my teeth and trying so hard to ignore the cunt, my only solace was the warm comfort in fantasising about burying a fire-axe deep into his subhuman skull; fondly imagining the spasms and involuntary eye-rolling as the cunt finally falls silent and slumps beside his last ‘cheeky pint’.

    There is a faint possibility of course that I am the real cunt and just hate most people in the world. But #ladsbanter is a monumental cunt and no mistake.

    • Absolute Cunts. I’ve heard the very type,seem to imagine that they’re “geezers” from a Guy Ritchie film. You are failing in your duty if you don’t give them a cheeky punch in the face….No warnings.no second chances…just a fucking good smack in the dial.

    • No, you’re a fine and splendid cunter and your reaction seems perfectly normal TECB.
      #ladsbanter, anything else # and those who encourage it should definately be cunted with extreme vigour..

    • Not to worry TECB – most people in the world are cunts, which probably explains why you hate them.

    • Hopefully, it won’t be long before Junckunt gets round to Baby’s LAST Words (drivel, drivel, fill up nappy with sloppy poo), Mutti Merkel will come and change him, and drop the senile old git head first on the floor.

  23. The cretins who Make beer ads love that sort. According to them to be ‘one of the lads ‘ you have to permantly Have a pint glass in your hand. Oh and you have to lurrrrrrrve football .

  24. Marco Pierre White springs to mind, poncey cunt who likes football, and the gobshite got to stuff Emilia Fox…

    When I lived in Narge, Delia had some brilliant idea for getting “her team” The Canaries to run faster.

    Prunes & custard, followed by mugs of espresso ??

  25. The Unions don’t really have a job any more as far as I can see, now that we’ve been blessed with the Health & Safety Stasi!

    And the only cunts twisting about pay are the cunts in the public sector (both existing and former) with their “I was here first!” attitudes to promotion – even when they’re fucking shit at their job.

    You also have to be pretty fucking disastrous at your job in order to attract a warning let alone a full on dismissal.

    Having worked in both private and public sector industries, the cunts in the latter may be on less money but the cunts in the former have a far greater threat of losing their job due to take-overs and outsourcing.

    Unions had their place championing worker’s rights in pre/post war Britain (WW2 that is) but have not been relevant since the 1970’s.

    In fact it was the cuntish behaviour of certain Union leaders that ended up costing us industries which actually worked well in this country (NCB and that cunt Scargill as the biggest example).


    Anyway on that cheery note. Here is Sir Nige giving the skinny on Juncker’s state of the Union speech where the cunt bare-faced states that they want an EU army, an EU CIA and FBI, a single president, a single treasurer, a single ineffective immigration (i.e. none) policy, that sovereign parties will have no effective power in their respective countries and will have no veto vote, and any parties that are against EU tyranny (UKIP, Front Nationale, etc.) are to be forced out of society once and for all.

    Well there you go Remoaners, uttered from the top bod himself. Still wanna be a part of that regime? If you do you are deluded cunts if you cannot see what the endgame is in all of this!


    • Junckunt really has lost it now; I think someone will probably take a pot-shot at him.

      The bozo will probably get some sort of despot-mobile, and be driven around in it, like Heydrich, whom he so much resembles.

      And meet his end in the same way.

  26. Would it be possible to give a long overdue counting to the Bain of my childhood Clarks shoes, the have announces gender neutral shoes are their next big thing…. isn’t that what they have always done uncool shoes that are gender neutral…..I had a pair that looked like black Cornish pasties, great for a kids street credo I don’t think…..I didn’t hear the end of it for years…. so Clarks who only make shoes that gender neutral and parents like duck you you bunch of cunts…….

    • They “Cornish pastie” shoes, did they have a seam that ran along the outside from the laces, take a turn at the front and stop above the big toe and have rubber soles?
      If so, i wore the brown ones on my first day. I thought they were cool and comfy as fuck, as did my classmates who all wore thin leather flat soled slippery fuckers.
      I agree with your cunting and Clarke’s can fuck off, but the Cornish pasties were great and i wish i had a pair the now.

      • They’re called Clarkes Polyveldt, the de-riguer footway of male secondary school teachers as I remember…

        They’re so fucking bad not even the transgender “birds to blokes” teachers would wear them! 😁

        • Clarks shoes have always looked liked a loaf of Hovis that’s been dug out to accommodate a pair of feet.

  27. To be fair, Britsh Leyland and then Austin Rover did a pretty good job of destroying themselves with awful products. Their last gasp was the tie up with Honda which was destoyed when The Hun bought Rover and ran it into the ground.

    The Marina, Ital, Ambassador and the Land Crab were all AWFUL although the crab did win a rally once (I think)

    Unions are for cunts.

    • Anybody remember a “car” called the Talbot.

      I borrowed one once, it was like trying to pilot a supertanker.

      But it was only a hatchback, FFS. One that had left its gun turret in a lay-by somewhere…

  28. I had a summer job at a factory paralysed by closed shop union. Work started at 8.30, except it didn’t. 8.30 to 8.50 was a fucking tea break. The cunts needed a tea break before they even started. Naturally the firm went bust which was good because all the thick factory union cunts lost their jobs.

    • I remember NATSOPA machine minders.
      These came about because the old two man machines were replaced by one man machines. The machine minder ran the machine and the NATSOPA machine minder sat on a chair reading the paper next to him.

      Up a few floors was a room set aside for the NATSOPA bods with no jobs to do. They used to bring in camp beds, sleep during the office hours then go out at night to work on the newsprint. Absolutely true. I kid you not!

      Welcome to Comrade Corbyn’s vision for the future…

  29. Anyone watch Channel4 news last night? There was a very harrowing account about a mother and son who escaped from Grenfell Tower. They were the only ones to escape from the 23rd floor. He carried his mother down 23 floors on his shoulders.The woman’s husband died staying behind trying to help others to escape. The Grenfell enquiry opens today. . I have in the past queried the make up of the residents of Grenfell Tower and I still think there are questions to be asked but I think we can all agree in hoping that this enquiry is not a whitewash and reaches genuine and useful conclusions. One would have to a hard heart indeed not to recognise the horror of that night and the continuing suffering of the survivors.

      • Nobody deserves what they went through whatever your feelings towards their social or ethnological status.
        The report I read said the bloke ignored instructions to go up to the roof and await rescue by helicopter. Thirty people took that advice and died mainly because there were no helicopters.

        Whatever your political leanings, there does need to be a proper enquiry. Note I emphasize the word ‘proper’ not a political whitewash…

        • See your point,but I reckon that enough money has been wasted already on a bunch of people who,judging by the lack of genuine information about who they actually were,shouldn’t have even been in those flats in the first place. Can’t see any benefit in giving the usual whingers and whiners another platform to demand that every bit of human garbage who washes up on these shores should be provided with everything that there grabby hearts desire.

        • i’m not sure who was telling him there would be helicopters because the LFB has made it very clear that was never going to happen.

        • I agree but I can just see this becoming yet another Hillsborough.

          Both tragic events, and deeply traumatising for those involved and their families – I just don’t want to hear about it for the next 30 bastard years!

          It’s only been on for one day and I’m fucking sick to the teeth of it already.

          This is how it will play out…

          There’ll be a “no fault found” result against the powers that be.

          Some contractor outfit will be punished for not using the proper gear and charged with manslaughter.

          That will be the conclusion of round one.

          Rounds two, three, four…to thirty will be continually rehashed until some cunt in power (preferably a non “peaceful”) takes the fall even though they have no idea where Grenfell or what cladding is.

          And throughout no one will ever know exactly how many people died on that day. Even in his opening statement the bod in charge had to state: “At least 88 people…”

          I’d like to know why we don’t know the exact count? We’ll it’s to be sure that we do know why but no cunt is prepared to ask “those” questions are they!

    • Why has their got to be a Hillsborough Stephen Lawrence type enquiry that will drag on for years at the cost of millions making a fortune for lawyers. I heard some peaceful’s dodgy dishwasher caused it, if thats the case can we all move on now ?

      • We have all the answers – dodgy hotpoint freezers, crooked politicians, cunt council, shoddy illegal flammable panels, farcical fire regulations, peacefuls not knowing their arses from a 3-pin plug socket.

        Enquiry over.

        Now get on and arrest the cunts responsible.

  30. At the tender age of 21, I got my first managerial job as a factory accountant with the British Printing Corporation. You don’t get much more Unionised than that back in the early 70s. It was an invaluable experience.

    One day, I caught the typist from my office in the stationery room with two lads from the sales office, one up her from behind and the other in her mouth. I sacked all three on the spot. Within twenty minutes the Father of the Chapel came storming in through my office door and started thumping the table at me for ‘victimizing his members’. I told him to fuck off and come back when he’d learned to control his temper.

    Within 5 minutes the entire factory was on strike. The phone rang. my boss told me to apologise and reinstate said staff forthwith. I told him to fuck off too.

    Next day the Managing Director came storming into my office. “You will apologise and reinstate the sacked staff immediately – or I will do it and sack you!” “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” I replied. “Why the fuck not?” “I’ve got one of these” says I producing my old USDAW union card. “Do that and you’ll have a walk out by the office staff.”

    He apologised anyway and said I’d overstepped my authority. He then gave me six months money tax free ex gratia to fuck off quietly.

    As a post script, the old boy in the invoice office who’d been there by over 25 years shook me by the hand when I left and told me I was the best boss he’d ever had.

    • Did the stationary cupboard slut keep her job?

      Why did that not constitute gross professional misconduct?

      • ”One up her from behind and the other in her mouth”.

        Can we assume the young lady in question didn’t invite you to utilise her third hole Dioclese?

      • It did in my book, but the unions didn’t give a shit. Yeah, she kept her job and I lost mine. I banked the cheque and was working elsewhere within a week. To be honest, it was a relief as I hated it there.

        Stationary ? E for envelope, A for ‘alt 😁

        • My old man worked for a private co. that specialised in beer-bottle labels (great for school hols – got to see loads of brewery tap-rooms !!), but said outfit got taken over by BPC and, indeed, the unionisation was cuntitude cubed. Workforce buggering orf to Fleet St. to do well-paid night shifts, all registering as M. Mouse, D. Duck and W. E. Coyote, and too tired to work during the daytime..
          Then Robert Maxwell (the workers’ friend, and sometime Liebore MP, and also another CUNT football club mgr) came along, it all went MCC (Maxwell Communications Corporation – ie tits up), and he shut the whole place down.

      • Bugger me, looking back now at the ’70s and 80s which most cunters spent crapping their nappies, I do wonder how we came through it all. Stoic Blighty or the Great British Public demonstrating that when the chips are doine it can’t be arsed?
        The great set piece battles orf Orgreave (Scargill and the miners) Warrington (Eddie Shah and the Photographic Plant), Wapping (Murdoch and the print unions), plus Livingstone and the GLC and Hatton and Liverpooool. Troubled times during which Margeret Thatcher got re-elected three times and blown up once once.at Brighton (heard the explosion followed by silence then nothing but sirens and complaining seagulls).
        Thatcher was re-elected in ’79 with the slogan “In Place of Strife”. Laugh orf the century.
        Recall the golf club types standing at the bar with their Pall Mall fags and dodgy comb-overs and demanding “The Right To Manage”. Meanwhile the fellow travellers and the Trot agitators were hell bent on subverting the capitalist/fascist/yankee running dogs status quo. All while sporting some orf the ugliest fashions ever designed. Kept me head doine on me estate with the occasional foray oit in mufti on a demo for a bit orf fun. Nothing like giving a Trot an unexpected kick in the balls.
        Not even mentioned the likes orf Vanessa Redgrave (RWP- Revolutionary Workers Party), Red Robbo, Jimmy Reid (Upper Clyde Ship Builders), Jack Dash (London Docks), Militant ect ect ect. Glory Days.
        (Note to reader: All above orf the top orf me head while fortified with a very decent single malt so accuracy not to be taken as entirely gospel re details)

        • I thought the 80’s was mint!

          “Boom and Bust!” maybe but at least we got a “Boom!” once in a while not like the miasma of stagnation we’ve had to suffer since 1992 – especially 1997 thru 2010!

  31. My cousin who manages a department store in Manchester said piss taking was taken to a new level yesterday…. Some bogo-bogo type took a men’s jacket to the counter and he put a fiver on top of it to ‘pay’ for it… The jacket in question was 94.99, but the africoon insisted that it was 4.99… The devious darkie had his thumb over the ‘9’ on the label, but it didn’t occur to him that the fucking thing had to be scanned by barcode… Thought he was being clever and could take liberties (like they do), but the lad on the till told him not to take the piss… Cue ‘It say 499!’ and ‘Me pay 499!’ from Chicken George… My cousin (the manageress) came out and more or less said ‘Don’t come it with me or my staff, John John!’ and barred the cunt from the premises… Really, these ‘lovable’ migrant cunts are too stupid to live, and it’s a fucking shame that they do…

    • The real price is racist Norm, he wants to pay the price he thought he saw. The store should honor his delusion because of colonialism and slavery

      • Most of these fiddling ‘No speaky Brit Brit’ sambos have a walking stick… No doubt to ‘prove’ their ‘disability” when raking in the dough… But they have no trouble getting about… And there is fucking loads of them…. Thieving ace ofs that have no use whatsoever to Britain or British society…. Bogo-Bogo cunts….

  32. That drunk Polish lorry driver who killed 8 on the M1 had his lorry drivers licence revoked prior to the crash. Cunt asked for bail, thankfully refused.

  33. Well Trump cucked on DACA and the funny sad thing is he came out and said there wasn’t any deal made. Then 2 hours later came up with 3 twitter posts saying we need to keep the dreamers thus lying about his previous post admitting he lied in a pathetic childlike way. Even if he builds the wall it will be literally useless if he repeals DACA His base is completely demoralized right now

  34. Amnesty International said The Flabbott received 10 times more abuse on Twatter than any other MP and 45% of all abusive tweets were directed at her. Couple of points, 45% seems a bit on the low side for this man hating, racist space hopper of a cunt and why the fuck is Amnesty conducting this pointless survey? Haven’t they got their hands full on guilt tripping us all to dig deep for Syria and Yemen or some cunt on death row?.

  35. Got complained at work for being un PC on breaks(Only a 100th of my usual political incorectness hereabouts and in my home) and was moved to a new department which has a far lesser workload and much more relaxed atmosphere as well as the same pay.Was actually bored with the lack of work at times while the moaners are busting a gut.Lol

    • I’m trying to guess what your job is, Sean….. I must apologise if that was you who cold-called trying to sell me double-glazing. My language was disgusting,although I must say your Paki accent was most convincing. Have you been moved to the department selling solar-panels? If so, I’m still not interested. 🙂 .

      • I would guess you’re not overly fond of charity spongers knocking on your door, Mr Fiddler? I had a knock at the door other day (whilst eating my dinner, for fuck’s sake). Not only was it a charity cunt in a bib, it was some sort of peaceful to boot. Needless to say, my look of horrified disgust and my dog’s barely concealed fury saw him off in record time. I wonder what charity he was trying to get me to sign up for? I do like to discover that before they get a door in the face.

        • I actually get very few callers, Mr Cunt-Engine. I prefer to believe that this is due to the fact that I live in a remote,rural area and is not due to the fact that I can,occasionally, forget my manners and commit the odd social faux-pas.
          Apart from phone callers who I can abuse if they don’t take the hint,I have to travel to the nearest town to indulge my hobby of getting into slanging matches with chuggers,beggars,buskers,most charity collectors and,of course, the fat Romanian granny who sells the Big Issue. The slippery pikey minder who stands nearby her smoking and spitting has also felt the rough edge of my tongue on several occasions.

          • Fat Romanian grannies ??!

            Got one by the nearest PO.

            Does Wayne Rooney bus them in for his Berlusconi evenings ?

          • Regarding chuggers, I recall reading a report that most people would rather swap to the other side of the street rather than pass a chugger. What a nation of spineless cunts we have become.
            I adore pouring scorn on the bleating of chuggers and asking them how much they commit of their own personal money each month to this worthy cause in which they believe so strongly.
            If in a good mood with 5 minutes to spare, stringing them along with earnest nods and agreements is splendid too, with them ‘suggesting’ the monthly amount I should sign up for, before I say that I’m rather well off and could easily do triple that; £100 a month is no problem.
            Then my delight is complete as it dawns on them that I’m taking the piss.

  36. Although Saggy May is the epitome of fucking useless, Osborne is a fucking tupperware-bowl-haircutted, weasely, greedy, arrogant cocksucker of limited talents.

    I would love to push him over into a pile of soft dog shit.

    • Couldn’t agree more Paul – but would prefer the Prime Minister take up space in one of Osborne’s fucking freezers rather than mine.

      And besides, if it’s a Hotpoint it could self combust!

  37. I don’t know if it’s been done before but I would like to nominate any domestic cunting that Cunters have been involved in, either given or received.

    Mrs Cunt n Roses is in receipt of a right domestic cunting. I usually can’t be fucked to check bank statements but I wanted to see if I had got a refund from Amazon. I come across £50 to the Grenfell appeal. I asked what the Fuck? And Mrs said “they’ve lost their income stream because they can’t sub-let”. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    • You’re money will be well spent by distributing it evenly across the 10,000 or so cunts who claim they were there.

      Honest guv!

  38. @Cunts n Roses, I’ve been wanting to cunt the missus many a time including today.
    Our relationship is usually great but some things tick her off and she can go in huffs for the slightest thing.
    If she comes in from work and i don’t have her two living room lamps on she whinges.
    If i change the channel when she’s in a shower she whinge when she come through.
    If i make the dinner late (10 o’clock) she whinge even though i always cook and like my dinner late.
    Today, she’s whinging about me having a few extra days off after my holiday (sore swollen foot and leg), as she has to go back to work and also that I’d like to rest myself to get better quicker.
    She hasn’t spoken to me since last night.
    Usually, as i said, she’s great, but these dark days are fucking boring and very fuckin childish.
    When we met, we never had one argument or sign of huffiness in two years.
    I long for them days.

    I do everything indoors, cooking, cleaning etc, yet she moans if she has to take the dog out or go to the shop that’s 100 metres away.

    The missus is a cunt.

    • Bugger me Birdman, you touch on one orf the great mysteries orf life. What happens to that sweet slip orf a thing that would do anything to please after a few years orf marital status? The belly and tits sag, the jowls droop, the fanny whiffs and the arse balloons. Sic transit gloria dear heart. Then just when it seems that we have to put up with the dodgy deck that life has dealt us they go through the change. The Good Lord is a sadistic comedian.

      • She’s watching the end of Dirty Dancing the now.
        I bet she tries to be all nice once its finished as that’s a chicks favourite filum and makes them all lovey dovey.
        She can go and get fucked.
        I may feel different later when I’ve watched some Michelles Nylons.

        She’s 39. When does the menopause start?

          • Fuck it. Sorry that was meant to read ‘ Just after puberty judging by their constant fucking moodswings” .

        • Could be imminent old heart. Some fillies start early 30’s but a broad average is 45-55. Check with your poor old sod orf a father-in-law man to man re his ever loving. Runs in the female blood line. Me family quack recommended a good whiskey and cannabis when we were in dire straits – that’s for you, not her.

      • I have a feeling that the Good Lord may infact be a woman.
        Why else would women get such an easy life and be blessed with us?
        Still, just as long as The good lord doesn’t turn out to be a peaceful.

  39. I sometimes find that selective deafness helps when the Mrs goes off on one.

    I pretend I haven’t heard her. I then blame it on advancing years.

    Works for me.

  40. My Dad was a union man in the 70s and refused to strike as a protest againt government policy that had already achieved royal assent.He was told it was the principle and when he went back to work was treated like scum by them.That is my issue with unions they are run by bullies who are only on the side of workers if they toe the line.Suffice to say the ensuing strikes achieved nothing for the workers except lead to the winter of discontent.Dad left soon after but it was frowned upon.I could never join a trade union as they are backersof the EU for the most part which has helped undercut wages for years now and put extra strain on public services and helped diminish our sense of culture.Also I believe a government should be toppled at the ballot box alone.Under Corbyn especially they are now an instrument for the cunting labour party oh which I detest.

  41. Will Self on QT saying we should just print more money.Working really well in Zimbabwe and Venezuela.Cunt

  42. Does Dawn Butler want to take over as the annoying token Labour minority with a cunt when Diane Abbott retires or dies from obesity?She is on QT moaning that there are no people of colour on the Grenfell. Tower comittee.

    • Flabbott only there to make dim wooly fuckwits like Dawn Butler look vaguely credible. Which they never are of course.

    • I don’t know why cunts like her get airtime. Oh that’s right, she’s the right sex and background – double ABBC bonus.

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