It’s not fucking magic you cunt! It’s a fucking trick! You are not blessed with paranormal abilities. You just spent you early years being ignored by girls, your school lunch times with your favourite physics teacher playing Warhammer, then going home and wanking over your Magic Circle monthly news letter.
You are a cunt, and what sort of name is fucking “Dynamo”? At least David Blaine wasn’t so pretentious that he gave himself a wrestling name, and he was a very pretentious cunt in his own right.
Can you imagine the fanny that little cunt gets? Boils my blood.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
BBC and the Muslims
Headline on the news site? ‘Black Lives Matter protests stop cars and trams’
Which is basically a load of student knobheads and right-on cunts disrupting Metrolink services…. These BBC cunts obviously see this as more important than terrorism and murder…
The knife wielding psycho who caused so much damage in Russell Square is now -to the BBC – an official ‘non-story….’ First of all, they wouldn’t say that he was a Muslim Migrant (which he was/is)… Those gutless, bleeding heart cunts at the Beeb referred to the killer as a ‘Norwegian national of Somalian origin… A 19-year-old “Norwegian national of Somali origin?” Oh, you mean a Muslim immigrant? Just say it, you BBC cunts! Then the knife rampage by Somali Muslim in London now downgraded by the BBC to a “street attack”. .
And today there is no mention of the RusselLSquare carnage on the BBC site…
But ‘Black Lives Matter’? That’s different…The BBC should have a banner on their news website that says ‘White Lives Don’t!’ Because their total disregard and covering the facts about Russell Square proves that they don’t give a toss…
And someone should tell these BBC bastards that their precious ‘Black Lives Matter’ mob revel in the deaths of police officers…
Nominated by : Norman
Dead Pool [40]
Congratulations to Rebel Without a Cunt! who scores a hole in one by correctly forecasting the demise of golfing legend Arnold Palmer. Never saw that coming…..fore!!!!
So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 40…
A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
And just to make sure I get in first, here’s the Dioclese famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham
So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck
Emily Thornberry
Who is she? Well she’s shadow foreign secretary, well according to her Dermot Murnaghan is ‘sexist’ because he asked her to name her French counterpart. Why sexism you may ask? Well she couldn’t answer the question so like many women cry ‘sexism’ to hide her ignorance.
How the fuck is it sexist to ask her to name someone she may have to discuss things with if Labour ever got back into government.
Nominated by: Chris Horner
Labour’s shadow foreign minister Emily Thornberry is a cunt.
She was on Sky and accused the presenter of being sexist for asking her to name the French foreign minister or the South Korean president. Needless to say she knew neither.
But far from being ashamed of her own incompetance she sees this a a sexist attack because, you know, vagina. CUNT.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart