Nominated by: Alan Fistula
I can admire some of the events in the paralympics like armless archery, wheelchair basketball, or legless sprinting but some of it I just don’t get. How does having a missing hand impair bike riding or being a dwarf stop you swimming?
Which brings me on to Ellie Simmonds. There’s something about her overbearing arrogance that just gets right up my hooter!
Mind you, if there was a dwarf throwing contest with her as the dwarf, I’d pay to watch that…
Nominated by: Dioclese