So once again our fraternal amis make the rolling news channels. How do you like being the yanks first and closest ally now my froggy friends? Liberte Egalite Fraternite? As yours truly has highlighted in previous posts their reputation for being the whiffiest cunts in europe points to a long history orf colonial subjugation and exploitation. They and their Belgian acolytes share a bloody colonial past in the muslim world. Not so much orf the past at that. Bugger me why Obama has tossed orf so orften about “America’s oldest ally”? The frogs still have a large and productive (for them) empire or “administrative dependencies” as they style them. When we joined the Common Market we had to give all that up. Not them. How did the garlic farting tossers pull that orf? Give them credit when due, they have been robbing and rubbing johnny muslim up the wrong way for 200 years.
Back to tragic events. Up half the night hoping to spot a mangled frog but censorship rules okay. Bugger. Bastille Day, Reign of Terror. Very appropriate. Reminds yours truly that europe has been regularly fucked by little frogs with tiny todgers – Napoleon naturally and more recently Mitterand, Sarkozy and now Holland.
Stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity with our froggy friends? Fuck that. No intention orf getting hit by a truck.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
