The Chilcot Report

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That chilcot report is the biggest fucking whitewash in the history of whitewashes no wonder it took so long. They were thinking of a way to severely edit it then come out and say it was a big misunderstanding.

The edited Chilcot Report basically says Iraq War was Just a Big Accident by Dumbasses and they shouldn’t be punished because they are corrupt millionaire politicians so lets just let them off the hook and public are too stupid to understand any of this . Report doesn’t blame anyone for anything other than stupidity.

Chilcot portrays Blair as irresponsible and confused but loyal, failing to do his due diligence in examining the intelligence. But we know the intelligence was fixed by the Bush government and we know Blair knew the intelligence was fixed. These are both 100% established facts.

This is mind boggling How could anybody even be stupid enough to believe in the lies of democracy anymore?

Nominated by: Titslapper

The Chlcot Report. You couldn’t make it up!

Oh! Hang on! They just did…

Noinated by: Dioclese

Richard Branson [4]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

Cunty cunt cunt cunt.

He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.

What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.

Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
What a cunt faced cunt.

The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”

He is such a cunt.

Nominated by: Kath

Fuck Richard Branson, the dumb cunt! I’m gonna illegally download all his company’s music just to spite the bastard.

He screwed over a lot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right Richard?

Nevermind the bollocks here’s Richard Branson the bellend!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson is a fucking weird beard hypocrite.

A fucking tax exile who lives on his own private island, telling those of us who DO live here how to vote.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Theresa May [2]

"I told a porky this big, and got away with it!"

“I told a porky this big, and got away with it!”

Theresa May is spouting shite
Vote for her – get Brexit-lite
In or out don’t be deceived
If she gets in we’ll never leave

Nominated by: Poet and don’t know it!

Saint Theresa will tell you anything you want to hear to get to number 10.

We’re not interested in uniting the Conservative, Theresa. We’re interested in carrying out the wishes of the British people in a referendum to leave the EU and anyone who believes you will deliver that is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Turncoat Theresa is an untrustworthy cunt who puts personal power before of the will of the people. Urquhart would be proud of her…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Football [4]

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As a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.

You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.

And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old knobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.

A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

Nominated by: MrG 1985