‘Credit crunch’, ‘Brexit’, etc are all examples of cunt behaviour. I don’t know who comes up with these words which the media then use to bombard us with and before you know were all saying it like a bunch of cunts. It must come from lazy text messaging slang, or Twitter ‘trending’ words.
Either way its a cunt.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
Apparently the narcissists and loonies playground that is Facebook is now going to ban hateful posts about migrants. Well, if a load of greasy fanatical savages rape and assault more women in Cologne or somewhere else, nobody will be allowed to say anything about it?
Fuck Facefuck and fuck that knob in charge of it! If you turn a blind eye to such heinous crimes, then you are as guilty as they …
Nominated by : Norman
This little fat megacunt has just said that his two boys will not inherit his millions when he croaks as he wants them to grow up normally. Ha !! So having a pair of fucking shirtlifters as your mum and dad is normal is it Elton ? If I was one of those poor kids I would consider those millions as a small amount of compensation for having no choice in the matter.
This cunt and his bum chum (and any other same sex couple for that matter) should never have been allowed to have kids. Can you imagine the daily embarrassment these kids will suffer when they start school?
Normality Elton ? you don’t know the meaning of the word.
Nominated by: Captain Cunteye
We have nice little rules about:
No hanging baskets,
No commercial vehicles allowed,
No modifications to the front garden (which is actually a hedge that commuters shove shit in on their way to work, mine blooms with costa cups)
and most of all the promotion of “Community spirit“
Adult literacy in the area is high, community spirit is fucking low.
The reason I say this is my car (my means of transport) died two months ago, however I was able to use a works van to commute to and from work, now living in a cul-de-sac I would imagine most people know who I am and what I drive, also where I live.
So logically come and knock on the door and ask what is going on and I will explain.
But no. Why not stick shitty hand writen notes on the windscreen and threaten sanctions via the residents association (fuck knows what, brick me in maybe?). The best bit was on finding out who had written them I realised it was the home owner who regularly drives over what was once a grass verge to park their car blocking two garages.
However being a reasonable person I have said nothing about this. Being the owner of a nice hand writing sample I have been able to assist others in identifying the poisen pen (the other one uses crayon! and smokes class B in her back garden!)
In fact when my car was vandalised they didn’t show much interest in it, I wonder why?
Nominated by: Lord Benny
Fucking limp cunts, grow up.
Nominated by : Cunt O’MaCunto
Here’s a few gemettes from the Twitter twatterati —
Dan, your’re a cunt!
Emily, you’re a cunt!
Lucy, you’re a cunt!
Maddie, you’re a cunt, too!
In fact, you’re all cunts…
Nominated by: Dioclese