Found some in an old-ish bag of flower in the kitchen. The Fleawife sieved a few out and offered them for my inspection. “Pick one” she says. “I’ll have the little one” says I.
“Ah”, she retorts, “I see you’ve gone for the lesser of two weevils”
Fucking weevils. I hate the cunts.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Not only are they happy to rip people off like most Insurance companies, but they have now changed the Admiral in their adverts from a Man to a Woman. If you see the advert she is an annoying cunt, Who decided this was a good idea? Probably some twat in Admirals advertising department who did it to try and impress some bitch in the office in the hope of getting a bit of pussy.
What next a man advertising nail varnish? What a piece of cunt.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
We need them because Jesus says so – but don’t convert them they are fine as they are as wife beating child marrying bellends!
Nominated by: Titslapper
The Pope lives in the Vatican City.
The same Vatican city that has the fucking massive walls around it.
Those same fucking massive walls that were built to keep Muslim shitbags out.
If the gobshite dago cunt wants some extra migrants, he is more than welcome to keep all of them. And when I say keep all of them, I mean keep all of them locked in.
Preferably giving Catholic priests, Bishops and Cardinals a taste of their own rogering…
(Sorry. Meant medicine!)
Nominated by : Odin’s Balls
Selling substandard crap masquerading as gifts and cards is their thing (which makes them cunts)! But the people who order from them are also cunts. The wailing because a load of fuckwits didn’t get their moonpig tat in time for Mother’s Day.
First of all, why would you buy your mum something as ghastly and tasteless as a moonpig product? Secondly, why can’t these cunts get off their lazy arses and go to the newsagents to buy a card? Ordering something online for Xmas is one thing – but a card for your own mother? What sort of cunt does that?
Nominated by: Norman
The cunt was on the news saying that Lincolnshire was a county that was not taking a fair share of migrants. Almost 3000 people are on the waiting list for social housing in Lincoln council area alone. If one includes the number of locals trying to get social houses in the other council areas East Lindsey, West Lindsey, North Kestevern etc etc the number is about the same as the population of Hemel Hempstead.
So old cuntluck is of the opinion that hundreds of fucking muslim migrants should come to live here in glorious Lincolnshire even though we do not have enough social housing for our own people. Vaz you are a cunt fuck off and send them to Saudi (oh yes of course their muslim brothers will not let any in cos they are worried about “people who are different” ruining their country).
Cunts one and all.
Nominated by: Shipman’s Apprentice