Music Fans – Past and Present

Have been watching some rock videos both from recent times and “back in the day”, and I have to say the more recent ones still have some great music, but the audiences just don’t have a clue how to react!

For context, have been watching some old “Monsters of Rock” videos from the 70s, 80s and 90s, along with a couple from Queen, Sham 69, The Jam, The Clash, 808 State, The Prodigy, Motorhead, AC/DC and of course the Stones – all great music, but what really helped the atmos was the animated participation from the thousands of people in the audience, most of them totally zoned into the music, waving arms, shouting out the lyrics, head-banging and moshing and generally having a good time!

Compare and contrast to some more recent affairs, one of which includes a fave band of mine, Bon Ivor. They played a great gig in front of packed audience back in 2019, including some great hard guitar riffs. But the audience more or less stood there wondering what the fuck to do as they held up their phones and tablets to record the event!

And even though the band tried their hardest to get the audience to let themselves go and enjoy the music, they still just stood around like fucking clueless zombies!

I know I’m making a bit of a generalisation, but OMG don’t fans have any idea how to enjoy music these days?

Nominated by: Technocunt

Oh dear it appears that due to Brexit, climate change, white supremacy, blah blah woof woof there is a food shortage, especially for KFC, McDonald’s, Nando’s and Greggs.

Shocking stuff!

Of course we’re ok in London……we can’t have the immos burning and looting and the wokies moaning about raaaaay-sism. We come first and what happens outside the M25 we don’t give a fuck.

Of course I could organise some food parcels for you starving northern boys but i’m a bit busy crying about the Afghan gays and trannies. Sorry about that.

Perhaps the UN could help you out?

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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58473802

Employees are cunts, as a small business owner employing people is very risky and potentially disastrous for the company especially if they are small.

All sorts of factors have to be taken into consideration, I will give you some examples.
Employing anyone who’s not white, as soo as anything they don’t like happens, more often than not out comes the race card and you get sued, weather your right or wrong.
Employing gays, trannies , rug munchers and all the other bollocks these cunts like to go by (See above virtually the same story)..

Employing jobsworths, contract wavers, lazy fuckers, unreliable fuckers and weak arsed cry babies (I have done this to my detriment and now its family only).

Employing people with disabilities, means ramps, lifts, special toilets and parking spaces.
Employing smokers, means these fuckers spend half the time your paying them for huddled in a glorified bus shelter satisfying their fucking disgusting habit, and then flicking fag butts everywhere.

Employing women, and that brings me to the real reason behind this nom, its a fucking nightmare,and I’m trying not to come over in a sexist way, but following is true, you have all the sexism problems, distracting the workforce, no innuendos and no fun, then they get pregnant and you have to pay them for months and keep their job open for them.

Then when they eventually get back its early finishes, late starts , doctors appointments, strops, moods and generally makes your place of work somewhere you don’t want to be, and if all of this isn’t when they cant get their way they take you to the fucking cleaner, see above link, all that cunt has done is make all women of a certain age less of a good prospect from an employers point of view.

I bet her ex boss would like to slap the grin of her silly face….what a cunty twat, i hope her sprog came out sideways and her snatch is now like a wizards sleeve, and her husband will have to put pie lagging around his cock so it can touch the sides.

Being an employer these days is a fucking minefield with cunts like cowpats at every step. I’m sure any possible future employer for this twat will see that news link and go for anyone else rather than that cunt…..

Nominated – by Fuglyucker

Oh Gawd!

Just when you think it’s safe to take the earplugs out, along comes some big mouth to give it large once more.

Let’s have a rousing IsAC round of applause then for race-baiting, Brexit-hating Labour gobshite Clive Lewis. In his latest bit of pontificating, the MP for Norwich South is claiming that the Brexit campaign ‘had racism at its core’.

Well well… sore loser Remainer plays the ‘race’ card against Brexiteers. My ‘leave’ vote clearly had nothing to do with my visceral loathing of the suffocating, bloated, corrupt plutocracy that is the EU. No, according to Lewis’s logic, I’m a Brexiteer because at heart, I’m a ‘racist’.

According to this twat, Brexit was in essence ‘a colossal, post-colonial panic attack’ (whatever that’s actually supposed to mean). Etc ad nauseum.

Tell you what. I wouldn’t half enjoy meeting Mr Lewis down the pub one of these days for a pie, a pint, and a relaxing evening of convivial, amusing conversation. I bet he’s a laugh a fucking minute.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

A Cunting please for the plague of American “candy” shops which appear to be taking over the UK’s high streets.

Firstly the American term “candy” is an abomination and should be scorned. From now on I will call them “sweets”.

These offensive shops are popping up all over the place. For some reason there are 8 in Oxford Street alone. The chief offender is a company called “Kingdom of Sweets” (at least they don’t use the term “candy”) but there are many others as well as a large number of UK online suppliers.

They specialise in selling to gullible Brits, and at hugely jacked up prices, the most disgusting, sickly, sweet, sugar-laden, unhealthy sweets in the World, viz, the American variety.

American sweets and chocolates are the worst. I was born in the USA and spent the first five years of my life out there and even as a child I found American sweets disgusting – particularly Hostess Twinkies. I much preferred UK sweets and chocolate when we came back to the UK.

If you go onto the website for Kingdom of Sweets you can buy abominations such as Reeses Puffs, Hershey’s Eat More Toffee Bar (and dental filling remover), Hershey’s Mr Goodbar, Oreo Peanut Butter and Chocolate, Whatchamacallit (which has more calories than you should eat in a year) , 3 Musketeers (300 grams of sugar per bar), Hostess Ding Dongs (don’t ask), Hostess Iced Vanilla Zingers, Hostess Ho Ho’s (not as exciting as it sounds) and Hostess Banana Twinkies.

Putting aside the question of why so many American confectionary brands carry sexually challenging names (Puffs, Ding Dong’s, Ho Ho’s, Twinkies, etc), I can tell you that these products are the grossest pap on Earth, one bite of which will give you enough calories to last the year and will turbocharge your cholesterol levels. American chocolate also tastes like flavoured wax – but I’m not sure what the flavour is.

Why is the stuff evidently popular in the UK? I can only assume it’s another manifestation of the infantilization of British culture. Hip Millennials think it’s fun and trendy to pay £10 + for infantile American sweets. Dopey cunts.

At least we have our Cadbury’s – oh, hold on….

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Nominated by: MMCM