Hand me down ma’ walkin’ cane, as I wade in the water admiring ole man river, putting on my burnt cork as I salute again, with two fingers, that raddles old hag from Brent, Dawn Butler – one of the biggest and most brazen culprits in the second homes scandal a few years ago, she has suddenly developed the George Washington complex, and has become whiter than black, to the extent that she plans to introduce a bill in Parliament to “Stop Lying In Parliament”.

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If she means politicians stop lying full stop I’d be with her. She might have a word with Dame Keir, for constantly claiming his “dad” worked 13 hours a day every week – so a 91 hour working week all his life, is that Keir?. He only stopped for one hour between 0800 and 2200 each day, at 1700 for his “tea”. Tell us the old, old story, Keir, dear – he did it most recently at the TUC conference on Monday (13th September)

If you believe that, you’ll believe anything

Let’s end this tribute with the rousing Labour call:

Sexism!, Racism!, Homophobia” Amen.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

The Rail Industry can fuck right off.

This is the latest warning from the Rail Delivery Group (undoubtedly another massively overpaid and largely pointless quango)

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Do you really thing for a minute these self centred cunts give a flying fuck about pollution , city centres or high streets? City Centres and high streets are largely fucked anyway thanks to absurd business rates and taxes. No amount of rail travel is gonna help.

Their own website states they aim to ‘run Britain’s railway as a single team to deliver a better railway for you and your community’.

Yeah, great fucking job you cunts. Pre pandemic the ‘service’ was an expensive, unreliable joke. Some of the most expensive prices in the world, cheaper to fly to most long distance uk destinations and half the time on shit outdated rolling stock.

Now a perfect storm has hit. Covid brought a full stop and many people have realised travelling to work by car is doable and massively cheaper or indeed continue to work from home. They’re wetting their pants realising that the trough is being pulled away and they’re scared of course that the meal ticket is gone.

Good fucking riddance. I for one having suffered years of extortionate prices and wildcat strikes, even if somebody mentioned removing antiquated 70’s perks couldn’t give a fuck. Quite frankly I’d concrete over every track and build more roads just to piss them off.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

(Which makes HS2 even more pointless. But never fear, expect Boris to offer another multi-billion pound bail out sooner or later – Day Admin)

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Megan Markle is a shameless cunt, I can see what’s going on here, she’s going to start whoring out her kids for a bit of publicity Katy Price style.

So what have these poor unfortunate and possible make-believe brats inherited?

Let’s see, well it can’t be sickle cell because they will be quarter cast at worst with ginger fro, s, maybe it will be the ability to be a colossal cunt, who will say anything, do anything, fuck anyone for her own advancement.

They won’t be inheriting anything royal, because even the royals are going to turn around and say Harry isn’t related to them by blood if he keeps banging his drum like the demented Duracell monkey that he is.

They won’t be inheriting any fortunes because Harry and Megan have no control over money at all, allegedly. My Jack Russel is more financially aware than these fuckwits,

And lastly they won’t even have families to fall back on(Meghan doesn’t do family so has fucked them all off) when H and M get a cap popped in their ass by one of their adoring fans, the SAS or Phillips ghost.

The only thing they are going to have left to punt is the “Is it because I is black” card!

Fuck me that’s going to be hysterical, paste white, ginger fucks trying to play the poor down trodden plight of cotton picking slaves…. Fucking hell I think I can predict the future, its going to happen, now if only I could win the lottery, a nice shiny new ak47 and a plane ticket.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Jordan Cheyenne and her son pretending to cry – Day Admin)

If there could be any better proof the so called ” social media influencers” are just cunts, this tips it into child abuse .

I don’t get people who give their professions as blogger, vlogger, media influencer, and any other made up job title you can think of.

In fact, I’d be interested in any I missed, so I can avoid reading about these self regarding cunts.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

I’m looking to get back into the IT game and all jobs are remote with 1 day a week in the office. Luckily my last gig was dealing with a bunch of people located all over the country so plenty of practice for the ‘new normal’ of online meetings and remote working.

The thought of having to conduct Zoom meetings with a bunch of people you can either barely understand doesn’t exactly fill me with joy. On top of that your online meeting is usually punctuated with video stream freezing, cunts with no sound or no video or just dropping out. Then there’s cunts who turn up late and you have ‘catch them up’ the late, lazy cunts. Every meeting starts with ‘Hello everyone. Can you hear me?’

And apparently as a manager its no use trying have a conversation with a group of people to arrive at consensus because it doesn’t liberate the quiet ones. Now you have to design a ‘narrative arc’ beforehand like a NY Times Best Seller and facilitate better than the Commons Speaker with techniques like Lean Coffee and 1-2-4-All to get all the cunts to speak in turn without dominating the conversation.

Fuck this. Wish I could win the lottery. Maybe I should just become a Madame? Perhaps I could innovate the historic industry by having an e-commerce store where you can add your escort to basket, check out securely with Paypal and see all reviews on Trust Pilot.

Nominated by: Cuntologist