Steven is a action hero and sex idol, maybe you’ve seen one of his excellent well crafted films?
Hes also a bit racially fluid.
Hes been italian, Japanese, American Indian and occasionally slips into a black ghetto voice.
Amongst Stevens claims are
He was born clairvoyant
He can speak four languages fluently
He might of been a Navy Seal,
He trained CIA operatives and went on missions.
He is a expert on swords
He fought the Yakuza singlehandedly.
None of which is backed up with evidence.
Now im not ex forces but I doubt they have dyed ponytails and weird Dracula widows peak hairdos?

Id expect them to have a proven, traceable military history, maybe I’m naive?
And as a martial artist id expect them to be in reasonable shape?
Not a big fat sweaty cunt in cowboy boots?

Steven also likes to be a police officer.
Deputised for reality show ‘Steven Seagal:lawman ,
Things soon got out of hand.
Some genius convinced them to allow Steven to drive a armoured tank used in seige situations during a raid on someone suspected of illegal cockfighting.

Steven drove the tank right through the blokes house killing his puppy and causing 115 chickens to be euthanised.
Stating “one thing I cant abide is animal cruelty”.

He seems to be out of favour in Hollyweird circles, but can’t think why?
Maybe he should take up a hobby?
Maybe running?

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The Dark Web

In my line of work (IT), I sometimes receive requests from home users as well as corporates to set them up with access to the Dark Web.

As most people will probably know, there are three layers to the World Wide Web, the most obvious and most popular being the Surface Web, where the majority of users have easy access too, as well as doing most of their surfing via their standard browsers like Chrome and Firefox.

Below that there is something called the Deep Web.
Surprisingly the Deep Web is far larger than the Surface Web, and yet is more difficult to access primarily because in simplistic terms its an encrypted repository for corporate, government and security forces and many other organisations. It is essentially a non-indexed encrypted storage area for millions of databases, most of which are not accessible/visible via the Surface Web or standard browsers.

And then we have the Dark Web.
This is buried far deeper than the Deep Web, and even harder to access (Tor and a good VPN are good starting points). When people talk about the Dark Web there’s immediate thoughts of child pornography, drugs/people/firearms trafficking, computer hackers, kidnappings, discussions on espionage,  assassinations and other major illegal activities – most claims of which are probably true!

Most everyone has heard of The Dark Web, even governments and security services. And yet it is completely unsupervised and there’s no overall jurisdiction, purely because it is almost impossible to shut down owing to how it is set up across a multitude of complex and highly encrypted networks around the world.

As a consequence terrorists, kidnappers, drug lords, peter files, fraudsters and a whole load of other gangsters probably spend all their time down there, organising their next crime more or less with impunity because plod wouldn’t have a clue where to start in finding them!

You would have to use a solid VPN in order to not attract the attention of your ISP, but apart from that (and a good AV) you can access the Dark Web without any worries about being arrested (unless you’re caught accessing/buying/selling illegal stuff.)

Going back to my opening point: I do inform my customers about the Dark Web, the risks involved and the content held therein. I even have to give them a disclaimer to sign before I do the work, but they still insist on having access.

There is nothing illegal about having access to it, so I can’t notify the police or the internet enforcement bodies. And its not all bad, but common sense suggests that whatever someone is doing down there can’t be for the common good

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Nominated by: Technocunt

Spanish tourism minister, Reyes Maroto is a CUNT

I watched the news channels showing what looked like scenes from Hell. While thousands of people are fleeing for their lives, hundreds of homes have been turned to ash heaps, this fucking moron suggests that foreign visitors have no need to go home early ?

Indeed, this certified loon ? thinks an active volcano, spewing lava everywhere, is a wonderful sight to behold and tourists should rush to the islands, to experience “this attraction – a lot of tourists can enjoy what nature has brought to La Palma”.

Is this MASSIVE CUNT for real ? ? Maybe Japan missed out on ‘Tsunami breaks’ where holidaymakers could sift through the wreckage counting corpses ?

This Wanker needs to stand on the edge of the Volcano with a sandwich board “roll up, roll up – come get your face melted off in this tourism paradise”

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Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

The Tavistock Clinic, the woke judiciary and the maiming of children.

Thanks to a judgement by the Court of Appeal, children with mental issues can continue to be maimed for life by this Nazi experimentation facility, or clinic, as it styles itself.

Mixed up, confused kids can be turned into tranny freaks on a whim. Mental issues ignored and puberty blocked, gender changed and all in the name of woke trannyism. This despite the cases of children harmed for life by these monsters.

There was a time when common sense would eventually prevail. But thanks to these overpaid legal parasites trendy wokeism wins out.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Yes, everyone’s favourite dance extravaganza is back. Only this year, Strictly Cunts Prancing will feature the programme’s first all-male pairing. Former Great British Bake Off winner, John Whaite, will be paired with an unfortunate male professional dancer to entertain and educate us poor homophobes racists.

The response to his casting has been overwhelmingly enthusiastic (from the BBC and The Guardian). Whaite himself says he has not received one negative comment and has called it “a great step forward in representation and inclusion”.

I’m sure everyone on ISAC will want to congratulate this cunt in the traditional, time honoured ISAC fashion.

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Nominated by: MMCM