Dead Pool [238]

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Well done to the cunt man of alcatraz who correctly predicted Eastenders Leonard Fenton who played Dr Harold Legg would be next to conk out.Fenton was 95.

On to Deadpool 238

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

Gary Neville [3] – Confirmed Champers Socialist

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Gary Neville has joined the Labour Party.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-59998941

Worth between 25 and 70 million depending on the source Gary is a typical Labour supporter. Owns shares in a football club and various other businesses Gary obviously believes that his personal fortune is safe with the socialists. He’s probably right, because Labour don’t actually want to touch the rich, they want to punish the white English working class for being White, English and working class.

Gary may even try his hands at politics it’s said.

What a cunt!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Formula One (2)

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Formula One is a cunt.

Sack Michael Masi or Lewis Hamilton may quit shouts the headline:

Daily Mail News Link

Here’s the thing though how many people quit watching F1 because of the woke fest it has become and the Hamilcunt in particular. The headline ought to say: “Hamilcunt to quit so try watching F1 again and enjoy the exciting finishes Michael Masi has ushered in without having to suffer any woke nonsense!”

Nominated by: Mikdys

Prince Harry (12) – The Return of the Cunt

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Cunters for your consideration I give you Harry the former half wit prince and migraine his puppeteer.

Where do I start? Oh yes he is intending to sue the government of this country because he wouldn’tt feel safe without the met safeguarding him.

Harry it was you and your rancid tart wanted out in the first place, Why the fuck should we give a shit what happens to you all if some cunt wants to have a pop at you?

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Gary Lineker (17) Defender of the BBC (58)

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Like many I suspect, I’m heartened by Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries’ comments that she wants a ‘new funding model’ for the BBC when the current licence tax deal expires in 2027.

Unsurprisingly however, a number of ‘personalities’ have leapt to the Beeb’s defence, foremost amongst them being none other than football leg end Gary Lineker.

After giving us a roll call of all the things that Auntie is ‘the best’ at, he states ‘the BBC is revered, respected and envied around the world. It should be the most treasured of national treasures. Something that true patriots of our country should be proud of’.

Well, says him. Okay; Gazza’s clearly got a hard on for Auntie that matches mine for Salma Hayek, but I’m left to ponder precisely why that is.

Oh hang about. It says here that the boggle-eyed, jug-eared cunt trousered a cool £1.36m. from the Beeb in 2021, making him comfortably the Corporation’s highest earner.

Now I wonder if that little matter might possibly influence the colossal cunt’s point of view in any way. How about we put two and two together, and see what answer we come up with…

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Nominated by: Ron Knee