Caprice is a model and television personality from the late 90’s to early 2000’s, her tasteful swimwear photoshoots gracing the sticky pages of lads mags nationwide. Today however she is that most tiresome of cunts, a ‘celebrity’ with a message, this week being the terrible events in Ukraine and the refugee crisis.

Express Link. (Link courtesy of Komodo)

Caprice took to Instagram to strip naked with the anti-war message ‘F U WAR’ daubed across her back and front whilst giving the middle finger, presumably to Putin. She then burbled some shit about donating essential supplies and food and clothing but her main point was war is bad and a fifty year old washed up celebrity trying to stay relevant by exploiting an international crisis and cater to their own narcissism was the best way to convey this.

Its hardly the tank man from Tiananmen Square facing down the CCP tanks but we live in the age of the cunt. I hope this is not the start of a social media trend and we see more headline grabbing virtue signalling daubed over wrinkled sagging tits and arses of celebrities or horror of horrors, certain Labour MP’s.
Imagine Flabbott! It would be like some wobbling jiggling billboard.

Irish Mirror – Link.
(Check out their headline. It’s too good.)

Daily Fail – Link.
Janet Street-Walker’s Retort (also Daily Fail).
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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/server-shot-face-twin-sisters-204356346.html

This pair of savages shot a restaurant worker in the face because he accidentally missed an order for a $3 hamburger.

He’s recovering but still has a bullet lodged in his throat and the outcome for him is still uncertain.

If justice is served, these two barbarians will get up to 65 years in the clink, or maybe just one day in an angry silverback gorilla’s enclosure will do.

Nominated by: mystic maven

“Well hello Mish Moneypenny, my pronouns are he/him/his and I apologish for my toxshic mashculinty and white privilege ash well ash this rather inappropriate boner”.

We all know by now that the James Bond most of us grew up with is no more, emasculated by that miserable humourless cunt, Daniel Craig. It seems the pernicious woke cult has finally wormed its way into the real life of Britain’s security services with MI5 , MI6 and GCHQ all receiving a guide written by national security advisor Sir Stephen Lovegrove on pronouns, white privilege and avoiding using terms like “manpower” and “strong”.

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/02/24/how-our-weak-elites-emboldened-putin/

“Diversity and inclusion are both vital to keeping the country safe” says Lovegrove in the guide. “Use gender-neutral language to reflect on people’s diversity and reduce stereotypes and assumptions, for example about job roles and functions which need not be gender-defined” If you closed your eyes he sounds like a backbench tofu knitting cunt waffle from the Limp Dumbs and not a high ranking security chief.

Diversity and inclusion are a weakness that our enemies exploit. Just look at the Manchester Arena attack, where security staff were so fucking terrified of being called racist when witnessing the suspicious behaviour of Salman Abedi they didn’t challenge him and he slaughtered twenty two innocent people. But at least they used his preferred pronouns.

If he wants to cry about white privilege and obsess over gender pronouns then fuck off back to university or join the BBC but do not distract our spooks (ha! missed that one Stephen) with this infantile bollocks.

Its not like there is a massive international crisis underway with an unstable autocrat with a nuclear arsenal on the edge of Europe or anything.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator