I’m off sick today so this morning I thought I’d turn on the telly…. remember Big breakfast with Chris Evans, Gabby Roslin, Paula Yates and Zig and Zag? Well it’s back. Or still on. Whatever… I just saw an advert for it.

Anyway, much to my amazement, disgust, astonishment and then back to disgust again, it is now 100 per cent diverse.

EVERYONE is black.

Everyone!

Surely that’s cultural appropriation or something. Surely if diverse people are so fucking fantastic they could come up with their own ideas for new shows instead of taking over white people things.

This crap is really starting to piss me off. Tbh I didn’t mind black people when there were just a few. A couple down the pub, one on the bus, a couple in my year at school. They were no bother at all. Well, they were, the ones at school were cunts, but I digress…

Now they’re constantly in my face. Every time I turn the telly on they’re rapping or twerking or both, whinging, shouting, talking about how hard done by they are, raising the back power fist or trying to sell me something.

Anyway, I’ve seen this utter pile of money vomit trying to pass itself off as Big Breakfast and I can’t help but wonder what’s in store for my daughter when she grows up. Is this kind of bollocks going to be the norm or will someone put a stop to it…. if she grows up to be a mudshark I’ll be very, very disappointed to say the least.

Big breakfast? Big blackfest more like.

The great replacement is just a conspiracy theory though…. ppfftt

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

What NOT do on your wedding day:
A: send your brother instead.
B:there is no B.
I love the strange, off the beaten track stuff, but this has really left me gostering.

Sports Bible News Link

Well, bugger me with a pineapple, if I thought this news item wasn’t weird enough, I mean, who does that?

Just read to the end of the article. Elephantitis? Witch Doctor?

Fuck me, I’m surprised they didn’t manage to attach a spooky music soundtrack.

I’m suggesting that he’s a cunt, because he sent a sub in to marry the woman he’s supposed to love until the end of days, instead of telling the team to send a sub for the match.

Disrespectful!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

I know we have had a cunting on monkeypox but this warrants scrutiny.

”LGBT groups demand more action on monkeypox”

BBC News Link

For bare faced, entitled cuntitude this takes the fucking biscuit.
It goes on:-

”With two of the UK’s most popular Pride events, in Brighton this weekend, and Manchester later in August, many people are trying to get vaccinated in order to feel safer.
BBC News has spoken to gay and bisexual men who say they have struggled to get the jab at their local clinics, and have had to travel to London or other large cities.”

Now here’s a thought. If you don’t engage in whatever fucking degenerate activity that spreads this virus, that might be more effective than blaming the fucking government or the NHS.

A spokesman for the Department of Health and Social Care says:”We have procured over 150,000 vaccines, and we’re working with partners – including the NHS and UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) – to share targeted, non-stigmatising communications with the LGBTQ+ community.”

” targeted, non-stigmatising communications with the LGBTQ+ community.”

Lifestyle, morals and degenerate promiscuity have nothing to do with it. It’s every fucker else’s fault for stigmatising turd burglars.

Pride.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And here’s another view point about these entitled little angels, this time from Miles Plastic

Alphabeti Spaghetti

The utter confusion. LIke Spaghetti Junction. Going one way then the other. This way and that. What am I talking about?

The Alphabeti Community. Or LGBT.

L is for Lesbian. Well that has some history -more than 2000 years ago. On the island of Lesbos and old Sappho. G for Gay. Well that is relatively new. The Pope saw fit to use it to my utter dismay. B for bifocal of course. No only kidding Bisexual. T for Trans.

But it didn’t have the T for years. They hadn’t turned up yet. It was always just LGB.

So it became LGBT. Then if became LGBTQ. The Q standing for Queer in the hope it would satisfy as an umbrella term.

But there was always potential for more deviants to turn up so they added a plus sign. So it became LGBTQ+.

But as expected more have turned up. Or more have been ‘identified’.

LGBTQ+ is not now universally accepted. In fact there are moves away from the strict order. Here is a variant.

2SLGBTQIA+. 2Spirit, Lesbian,Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer,
Questioning, Intersex, Asexual.

But what about poor Pansexuals? Or GenderQueers? They are not represented in the acronym.

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The P word hasn’t been added yet but give it time.

I mean there are two P words added sometimes coming very near. P for Pansexual. Well ‘pan’ means across the board. P for Polyamourous. Loving everone.. Mmm…

Some Cunter wrote on here a day or two ago that everyday is like ‘April Fools’ Day’. The most famous one comes to mind-‘Spaghetti grows on trees’.

Spaghetti growing on trees is more believable than what going on with this shit.

Utter cunt.

So full of his own cuntyness he doesn’t even realise what a self important cunt he is. The amount of times he cuts an interview short with someone interesting on radio 4’s “Today” program because they are “short of time” only for this slap-headed cunt to then go off piste and indulge in a little “joke” or two because, I can only assume, the cunt thinks his shit joke is more important than some scientist making a good and relevant point.

Honestly, I can’t listen to the Today program any more when this gold plated cunt is one of the presenters, he puts me off my porridge.

Nominated by: Richard Parrott

Well, fornicate my aged tan footwear. Flicking through the idiot box this evening I happened to encounter the lisping imbecile who apparently still has a “show” on ”ITV”.

The line up was such that I thought ISAC had sold out and gone mainstream MSM. Russell B Rand, Stevie ‘Boy’ Fry a selection of darkies telling us of their “ “journey” and an assortment of cuntitude that frankly made me think of using the home made gibbet.

Luckily I switched over to BBC1 where an Oprah Winifred Attwell impersonator and jug eared crisp vendor persuaded me that I needed to check my white privilege and genuflect before the altar of St.chicken George so that the beardy weirdo waistcoated bell end that is in charge of the ‘English’ association football team can fuck off to Qatar and trouser a billion Dirhams whilst ignoring the very thing he objects to.

A bit random perhaps but FFS.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty