To quote Jane Austen, ‘it is a truth universally acknowledged that the country’s going to the fucking dogs’. She’s not wrong. On any index of anything, from health care to infrastructure to education, we’re way down the table.
But just when you think that things couldn’t possibly get any worse, they promptly do. Research has just been published showing which countries of the world have the women with the fattest arses;
I’m ashamed, nay devastated, to see that the UK doesn’t even make the top fifteen.
Fucking hell, can we not be world leaders in ANYTHING these days other than level of national debt per capita and the import of fighting age males from everywhere under the sun?
Ladies of the UK, you have let the nation down. Hangs your heads in shame. Doomed ah tell ye, we’re all doomed.
Nominated by: Ron Knee