Brief cunting here. Twice now I have bought new Christmas lights only to find, after much exasperating untangling, that they don’t work. I know, I know – you are supposed to plug them in and turn them on BEFORE you untangle them and hang them up, but our desire to see the new magical illuminations overrides that! ?

I have banned the cunt that is Sellotape. I’ve used brass hooks to hang the lights this year, much better! ?

No need for a link, just add this clip of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation…

(3 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXaw70X7wb4&ab_channel=ErikAbelar

Merry Christmas! ?

Nominated by: Gordon

And on the subject of Christmas lights and decorations, check this out Gutstick Japseye

As soon as the imported overblown cash cow that Halloween has become is over, the Christmas cunts come out of the woodwork.

I don’t mean the corporate cunts who make a living out of it, I’m on about the balloon heads who go Christmas mental, and will drag out the festive season way beyond what is in any way reasonable.

I’m taking about those infantile cunts that tell you how many ‘sleeps’ it is until the big day, who put up the tree way before December, who cover their houses and gardens with all manner of cheap flashing tat, apparently to out Christmas anyone around them.

This is helped by having channels dedicated to showing Christmas films 24/7 from the middle of October. Who the fuck watches this shit?

And woe betide you question such behaviour, as then the patented cunt retorts of Bah humbug and Scrooge are thrown at you like you are the grumpy cunt, not the childlike mentalist.

There’s a house down the road from me, and within days it will be covered in ten foot inflatable Christmas shit, and enough lights that you could see it from fucking Pluto.
And they don’t have any kids, so what the fucking fuck?

I’m looking forward to the Christmas period, works do, time off spending it with family and friends, falling asleep on the settee after one rum too many.

There will be no glitter and tat in my house, I like it to be an oasis of respite from the commercialised tat fest that it has become, and for those cunts who think I’m a saddo or a killjoy for not behaving like a fucking imbecile, I will be enjoying myself, as I do throughout the rest of the year, as I don’t need a festival that is being dragged out as long as winter to be happy.

A nomination for ‘Have I Got News For You’ . Or as i’ve begun to call it, Have I got Gayblackandtokenfemales For You’

Paul and Ian look around the audience for approval. A gay guest panellist gives out a burst of camp, arse-crawling laughter.

A black guest panellist gives out a burst of faux-joyous, arse-crawling laughter.

A posh female guest panellist gives out a burst of coquettish, arse-crawling laughter.

A snarky host puts up an orange with wisps of something on top of it.
Who could it be?
Then a picture of Boris Johnson made of mashed potaro.
‘E’ looks better there dunnee? Wot u reckon cut price stormzy?”
‘Oh my days blud, dey made Boris outta mash potato, din dey? That is mental, fam!’
Audience; ‘Huwf-huwf-huwf! Aren’t we all so clever and up-to-the-minute on current affairs!’
Guest Host; ‘Haha , look at Jacob Rees Mogg! He’s a twit, and nearly as posh as i am!’

The token guests might laugh more than my dog, but she would probably say more than they do.

What a load of rancid cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

And seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Havent watched this for a few years, since it started with some man in a frock having a go about how Brexit voters were stupid. Tee hee.

Hislop is a smug public school metropolitan right on lefty. By god you want to punch the cunt.

Merton is not and has never been remotely funny. Guests are lefty twats unless they put on a conservative (far right by their values) type on, to be mocked.

It seems to be the Guardian’s attempt at humour.
I havent seen the show CP refers to but I suppose it is:-
Boris, tee hee.
Trump, tee hee.
And presumably Braverman tee hee.
Ad fucking infinitum.
BBC at it’s most dire.

(Here’s a taster – Day Admin You Tube Link  )

A cunting for James Cleverley and may as well throw in Rishi Sunak.

Spaffing even more fucking money, my money not theirs, peoples taxes, the cunts aren’t content with pissing money down the sink at home as we have shit loads of cash may as well piss it away in Africa. (It’s all our fault, empire and all that)

Unbelievable, allegedly a black hole of 50 or 60 billion in the government finances but let’s make even bigger by awarding more money to shit holes.

It’s a good job they aren’t white, can’t have white saviours in Africa, but maybe they are only superficially black/brown.

Nothing changes regardless of leader, the only thing we can be sure of is that labour would piss even more away.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-steps-up-climate-finance-support-for-african-countries

Nominated by: Sick of it

Miserable northern cunt isn’t happy with Dishy Rishi either

Tax weasel PM greasy Rishi has caught the green net zero bug that afflicted albino Boris.

The Grauniad Link.

He’s going to make the UK a green super power.
Luckily a lot of people will have frozen to death come spring,
And lost their homes and jobs,
Making space for the unchecked invasion of immigrants to replace them.

Hope they enjoy their green new world?

Fuck me.
Sat on a North sea oil field,
And buying up farmland for fuckin windmills?!!

Has it occurred to them that farmland might be better used growing food for this country rather than us holding out the begging bowl to Ukraine for grain?

Tory scum.

Recently, we have seen this repulsive slab of lard as the cunt he really is (by being a total cunt to restaurant staff).

But now this vast sack of shit has proved his cunt credentials again. This time by nicking jokes off comedians like Ricky Gervais and Noel Fielding and passing them off as his own work.

Some knobheads might say ‘But… But,,, Isn’t all comedy like that?’ No, it isn’t You didn’t see Monty Python do ‘Kitten Kong’ or The Goodies do ‘Spanish Inquisition’. They did their own stuff and that was it. Corden is just a lazy thieving fat cunt, and even his dreadful Car Pool Karaoke was pinched off someone else.

People are seeing through this cunt more and more. And I hope this is the beginning of the end and the end of the pier for the fat shit.

edinburghnews News Link

Nominated by: Norman

This report of a couple jailed for child neglect will turn your stomach.

MSN Link.

How, in the name of all that is holy, could this situation have passed unnoticed for such a long period of time? Surely, if they were receiving such a sum in benefits, someone should have been to the home to check their claims were valid?

It’s almost beyond believe, those poor children, how can they ever recover?

Can you imagine the stench from keeping 36 dogs, Christ on a crutch, they deserve 5 years pokey for that alone, never mind the poor kiddies!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(To a lesser degree these cunts were also pocketing £7k/month in benefits! – Day Admin)