I have long suspected this cunt to be a complete and utter fraud, ever since I had the displeasure of studying his Theory of Relativity bollocks at school. I now know it to be a fact.

Not content with being long dead and forgotten, Albert is currently ubiquitous on our televisual machines, pretending to make cups of tea, cavorting with confused persons of colour, while at the same time attempting to scam our highly infantilised UK population into lumbering themselves with a SMART METER…

YouTube Link

We are supposed to think, “well, if Einstein thinks it’s a wonderful thing to have a Smart Meter, then it must be, no? After all, he’s got a brain the size of a planet.”

Like fuck he has! The cunt’s been brown bread for 68 years.

Fuck off you phoney patronising shit for brains cunt!

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

Let’s hear it for whatever sky executive who thought this was a good idea.

Sky sports junior’s. Yes not content with filling the schedule with screeching women pundits and commentators.

Let’s have 4 children presenting,interviewing and commentating.
What football supporter wouldn’t want that.

And then the kicker. Must be 3 million kids between the age of 10 to 14.

So who do sky come up with Naveed, Rishi, Delilah and Aman.
Now if it was sky cricket junior’s I would understand.

Well good news the program tanked and hopefully some cunts lost their jobs..

I’m just glad I get all sky programs for 45 quid a year.

Liverpool Echo Link.

Sly Sports Link.
(Additional link provided by our Football Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

BBC News: Sound Of 2023: Nia Archives is ushering in a new era of jungle.

Hot on the heels of the Cuntstables nomination regarding the BBCs story of the black man somehow not being able to talk about his OCD, this belter was also on the site on the same day:

BBC News Link

The article itself is utterly irrelevant to me as I have zero interest, but what got me coiled up was simply the ‘jungle’ word in the header. Once again we see double standards of language in that its perfectly acceptable to use phrases and words on select sites regarding black folk that would land the rest of us a spell in a cell.

Can you imagine the outcry if any of us cunters went up to a black person and actually said to one ‘do you like jungle music?’ The cries of ‘wayyycist’ and the battle drums would start beating pretty damned quick and a hate or racist crime quickly allocated a case number against the poor innocent bastard that uttered it.

No wonder folk don’t know their arses from their elbows these days, its all contradiction unless you’re a fully paid up member of a few select segments of the RAL colour chart and shoulder chip club. Lets hope Lady Susan Hussey doesnt ask such an innocent question about ‘jungle’ because another slip up could yield her some very nasty results.

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Adam Powis – former B&Q employee.
This moron got fired from B&Q and made his feelings clear on the in-store Tannoy.
It went viral on fuck-tock and has given him his 15 minutes of fame, but he might regret it further down the road.
Perhaps when he matures a bit, he’ll realise what a cuntoid he’s been.

Yahoo News Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

I wish I could suppress the identity of the product that Hairy’s endorsing for his septic fans, but this completely confirms the assumption that he’s only in it for the money:

“Now, Harry is sharing their go-to orders, revealing to PEOPLE: “In-n-out (drive-thru burger joint) is the best! I order two double-doubles, animal style, fries and a Coke! And that’s just for me! Meg gets the cheeseburger and fries with sides of jalapeños. I just stick with ketchup and that special sauce of theirs. So good!”

People News Link

On the bright side, Montecito’s been flooded and residents have been evacuated.

Nominated by: Komodo

And Ron Knee isn’t finished with the Fuckwit quite yet…

Prince Harry the Halfwit; ‘Compassion in Action’

Ok, ok, I hear you; ‘enough already of Harry the Halfwit’.

I hear your pain, but with the publication of our hero’s book, I felt it only right to let you all see, through the generosity of his own words, just what a truly warm and wonderful human being our Harry is. So here he is, letting us all know of his appreciation for a hard-working member of staff at his ‘prep’ school;

‘Pat was small, mousy, frazzled, and her hair fell greasily into her always tired eyes… Pat had many crosses to bear. The biggest seemed to be her knees and spine. The latter was crooked, the former chronically stiff… We went on mocking her as she came down the stairs’.
(extract from ‘Compassion in Action; the Man I Have Become’, Prince Harry. Penguin Random House, 2023. Now available in all good remainder bins, £0.99).

Isn’t it lovely to see the depths of sympathy and concern felt by Harry for those less fortunate than himself? Surely he overflows with the milk of human kindness. All of those disdainful of this man’s contribution to the cause of humanitarianism should hang their heads in shame. Gawd bless yer, yer Gingerness, yer an hexarmple to us all.