I would like to nominate cunts who try and make their registration numbers look like words, was road testing a car earlier and came up behind some tool who had on the back of his Merc AMG DEAR instead of the correct AM60 EAR, the best bit is it was on an Eclass diesel, the only AMG thing about it was the eBay sticker on the boot.

At our garage we see this kind of fuckmuppery all the time, they wonder why they get harassed by plod and then i get questioned about how the car passed an mot with a dodgy number plate, its simple, these fuckers have the correct plate in the boot, to be used for mot,s, we have seen it all before, some steroid freak who had changers B16 GER to BIGGER and the list is endless, what cunts.

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.

More on the subject and link above provided by Chuff Chugger.

I would like to second this nomination…….specifically about one type of bastardized number plate you see.

These are the ones with the word ‘BOSS’ (or their interpretation of the word boss, as you cannot actually make the word using legal letters) (See eBay link above – DA)

(actually, that’s also the type of car you see them on as well)

These are cheap plates, purchased by low rent wide boy business owners who want to show everyone they are a cunt.

Let’s face it, if you work for someone who has one of these plates, then you already know they are the boss, and if you don’t then why would you give a fuck knowing a random stranger is some sort of boss of a small local construction company, tarmacking business, nail bar or a corner shop, or some other money laundering operation.

All it really says is ‘I am insecure, and a cunt’.

Judge Wilkinson of the Wolverhampton Magistrates Court.

This stupid old / young / middle aged twat refused to send seven protesters to prison and instead praised them, saying what a pleasure it was to have them appear in the courtroom and that essentially they should feel proud for having broken the law and caused disruption.

Open the floodgates to even more of these cunt protestors laughing their heads off at our pathetic so called justice system.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

Some of you cunters may be under the mistaken belief that cancel culture is an effete southern indulgence confined to Bristol, Brighton and Khan’s Caliphate of Lonstabistan. But no, just to show the North can match the South’s pointless wokery, step forward the morons of South Tyneside Council and Northumbria Police.

These comedians have been spunking council taxpayer’s money on investigating those bastions of criminality……statues. Two of which, one of Queen Victoria, the other of a couple of Vikings, have been issued with ‘Amber Warnings’ for being a bit colonial. Well I’m sure Ivar the Invincible feels appropriately admonished.

Anyway, here’s Rod Liddle explaining it far more eloquently than I can:

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These cerebrally challenged cunts should be hung by their ankles from the Tyne Bridge. For ever.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Racist police dogs.. yes you read that right.

There is a bill in California to ban police dogs from chasing suspects.

Well apparently black and Latino account for two-thirds of use of force cases.
So it obviously a racist pooch that’s at fault.

And even better dogs can trigger blacks because dogs were used to hunt down slaves..

So how long before they trace back Fido’s heritage to find out his great, great granddad worked for the confederacy. Reparations, Reparations.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt. An additional link by Miserable northern cunt.

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