Devout born again Christian mum sues school.

This is a recent story about a woman by the name of Mrs. Izzy Montague 38, who has launched a legal action against Heavers Farm Primary School, in Croydon, after they forced her four year old son to take part in a LGBT parade, against her wishes, and her protests, telling her that her son could not opt out of the Pride Event.

So in the first case of it’s kind, she is suing the school on the grounds of direct and indirect discrimination, under the grounds of victimisation & breach of statutory duty under the Education Act 1996, and the Human Rights Act 1998.

Central London will scrutinise the legality of imposing this ideology on schools, after the mum says she wants children to receive an education, rather than an indoctrination. I do hope she wins her case!

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Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe

Ellie Goulding is a fucking cunt.

Who told this old Tom that she could sing?

Fuck me pink, her Love Me Like You Do song (Link below – Day Admin) came on the car radio when driving home from work tonight. I listened to her effort carefully; she doesn’t actually sing, but she talks her way through the song in a faux-breathy style.

Utter shite. I actually prefer William Shatner’s style, which was very similar on his Transformed Man album of 1968. At least his rendition of Lucy In The Sky With Diamond had the capacity to amuse. Unlike the facile shit ladled out by that tart Goulding.

I have more talent trapped under my foreskin.

Fuck off.

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Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

https://news.sky.com/story/young-people-increasingly-isolated-due-to-cost-of-living-crisis-12795196

Hankies ready, this is a real tearjerker.
18-24 year olds affected by the cost of living crisis.

Excuse me, are they the only sector affected?
No, so why select a bunch of children/youngsters to give a voice too.

Oh dear, Wah! Wah! You’ve had to move back home, into the heated house, comfy bed, home cooked food, hot baths, washing/ironing done, no bills, and no rent ( because it wont occur to you to offer)

I despair!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest. The link brought tears to my face; of Laughter NA.

They are advertising for a chief diversity officer at £211,000 per annum, yes you read that right. This follows the self-cancellation of an exhibition which was ‘racist, sexist and ableist’

The job is based two days a week in the office and presumably the rest of the time at home, doing sweet eff all.

The so called ‘learning lead’ at Wellcome, one Farrah Nazir put out the advert on twatter and then confirmed it was £211,000 not £211,500 as previously stated, adding that it was important to pay this role what it was worth. In other words, fuck all really.

Critics have already torn these arseholes a new one. Effing disgrace that a medical charity should pay this sum, why not give it to striking nurses instead?

Who knows how much the other cunts in the diversity team get paid if the lead cunt gets that much.

I reckon they got the idea from the BBC who pay that grifter Sarpong about £260K per year for a three day week.

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Nominated by mystic maven.

Phobias (i.e. an extreme or irrational fear of something) are at best unpleasant, and at worst, utterly debilitating. They can make life unbearable if they get out of control.

I should know. Ever since enduring a prostate cancer scare a few years ago, the very mention of the word ‘cancer’ puts me in danger of shitting my pants. I’m carcinophobic. The wife’s an arachnophobe; the mere sight of even a tiny little money spider reduces her to a gibbering wreck.

Phobias come in all shapes and sizes, and are often weird and wonderful. You might be scared of clowns, in which case you’re coulrophobic. Petrified of string? You’re linonophobic. The list goes on and on…

But here’s a new and truly bizarre one for me though. Emmerald Barwise, a 36-year-old model, admits to being ‘poophobic’ **. Indeed, the lass is so troubled by the problem that she once collapsed on a photoshoot after baking one for an amazing two weeks. Struth.

I do draw the line at her going on C4’s ‘Know Your Shit; Inside Our Guts’ to bare her soul on the subject; there’s such a thing as too much information. Nevertheless, speaking as one who regards a sit on the bog with a good book to hand as the spice of life, I can only imagine the trauma that the poor lass must endure.

Poophobia must be a terrible burden to labour under every day, and I’m sure that I speak on behalf of all of IsAC’s membership when I extend deepest sympathies. Just let it all go girl, let it all out. Trust me, it’ll be a load off your mind.

** Yes there is indeed a medical term for it; it’s called ‘coprophobia’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee