Dead Pool [278]

Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who has won Deadpool 277 by predicting the sad demise of Betty Boothroyd the Former speaker of the UK house of commons who has died aged 93.Known for her no no nonesense style,she was the first and so far only commons speaker being elected in 1992 and serving for 8 years in the role.

On to Dead Pool 278

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death announcements and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Transgender Couple having a Baby

What cunts.

A trans man and a trans wimminz are having a child. Needless to say (I can’t believe I just typed that) the trans man is the one giving birth. So a biological wimminz and a biological man are having a child. But they somehow decided to swap roles.

The world is coming to an end. I just hope you have a nice seat to watch the flames. We are all fucked.

BBC News

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.

The Oscars (7)

We already know that this idiotic charade is a pile of steaming cunt, so how can they surpass even their own cuntish standards?

Here’s how, the luvvies are having a meltdown because Andrea Riseborough has been nominated for best actress, and there are no blacks on the shortlist.

Sky News

Well God forbid someone who can act should be nominated. Why not have Floella Benjamin for presenting Playschool? At least she’s the right colour.

In view of this heinous crime, a review of the awards campaign procedures is underway, to make sure no guidelines were violated.

Well of course they were, Andrea Riseborough is white.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: Geordie Twatt

Might I second the Duke’s nomination with this short video which perfectly encapsulates what I think of the Oscars

You Tube Link

Our Lazy, Lefty Media

 

About 50 years ago James Callaghan said ‘ A lie is half way around the world before the truth has got its boots on.’ Since then things have got far worse- the truth is ignored.

Let’s look at two seemingly un related events, the lad who lost a finger whilst ‘being chased by racists’ and the ‘far right’ protestors who demonstrated outside the asylum seekers hotel .

Raheem Bailey did lose a finger some 9 months ago but the Gwent plod have concluded that ,after studying the evidence CCTV, witness statements etc, his claims do not reflect what actually happened. The case has apparently been dropped. I have no idea how much taxpayers’ money was spent on the investigation but I would have thought that some more could be spent to see if there is a case for a wasting police time.

Moving on to the events of February 11th we have a whole raft of the great and the good queuing up to express outrage at the actions of ‘far right’ demonstrators. None of them provided evidence that the demonstrators were ‘far right’. Is there a definition of what constitutes a far right philosophy?

The icing on the cake was that adulterer from Care4 Calais who happened to be there, keen to give the media her thoughtful insights.

The question that no one seems to ask is why did a number of people feel it necessary to express themselves in such a manner.

BBC News Link

Nominated by Guzziguy, link above and supporting piece below by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Supported for the finger scam with this info:-

”Ms Bailey set up a fundraising campaign following the incident which has received over £100,000 in donations. She is looking into having a prosthetic fitted.”

£100k? Kerching. A prosthetic fucking finger? The gullible cunts who contributed to this scam need their heads examining.

The original report did not mention racism (I think I cunted it at the time) Politicians and the earnestly woke added it.

Note no daddy, as is the norm with these parasites..

The whole thing was an invention after an accident. Why no mention of wasting police time? Oh, I see. That would be racism, innit.

Nadine Dorries (2)

Having secured herself a media slot on Talkradio/TV Nadine suddenly decides she will not be standing at the next election. She uses her newly acquired platform to slag off the Tory government (an easy target but forgets that she was one of them for 19 fucking years) and cries about her constituency and how much she will miss all her wonderful constituents……..sob sob sob.

Do me a favour darling, are you having a fucking laugh? Another fucking chancer seeing an opportunity to make more money and grabbing hold of it with her greedy grasping hands.
Just fuck off bitch. If you had even a sliver of integrity you would pack it in now, not hang on to enhance your pension. Fucking hypocrite slag.

The Guardian

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

(FN please add your own link in future  – DA)