Eddie Izzard (Suzy) (9)

https://www.aol.co.uk/eddie-izzard-chooses-suzy-another-170014606.html

Yet another cunting for this “hey look at me” effeminate bender who has decided to add the name “Suzy” to his crazy persona:

He still seems to be hankering after a job as a Labour MP and soft as shit (closet tranny?) Starmer will no doubt welcome him with open legs.

This poof sums up all that is wrong with this country. He should be in a mental hospital, not in a constituency.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

Shamima Begum (13)

The isis spunk trumpet that is Shamishatta Begone has thankfully been given the fuck off tablet and rightfully so, needless to say her family and shit hawk solicitor are up in arms and are going to appeal.

This is the first bit of news I’ve heard in a while, there is no way we could have treacherous, lying peice of shit could ever come back to the country full of infidels that she hates.
The ugly trogg is probably safer in Syria than here anyway, new name or not, you can only imagine the feelings towards her if she rocked up in some council estate in Merthyr Tydfil with a ginger wigg she would probably be burnt at the stake and that’s exactly what the cunt deserves…

Sky News

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Diversity Officers

The recent stuff about Roald Dahl and the “sensitivity readers” got me thinking.
If I’m employed as a sensitivity reader and I keep passing books I’ve read, it seems to me, sooner or later, some cunt is going to say……why are we paying this bloke to find naughty and offensive things and he never finds them? Let’s get rid of the cunt! So, I’m out of a job! Fuck that!

Similarly, if I am a “diversity officer” and everything is wonderful. There is no discrimination or racism of any kind….that’s what I put in my monthly report. Again, some wokie cunt will say why are we paying this wanker when he can’t see any problems and spends three hours in the pub every day? ( which I would be to be fair)

No, I’m not that dumb. I know if everything is hunky dory I’m out of my cushy job. If I can’t find a problem I have to invent one. It’s called the self fulfilling prophecy.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(More info about Dahl here. Day Admin – BBC News )

 

Wayne Rooney (9)

Wayne Rooney is a cunt,

Of course, we all know this, but the potato headed gimp has reached new levels of cuntitude. Rooney recently said, “Firstly I think the Glazers have done a fantastic job. They signed me in 2004 so they’ve been at the club for 20 years now and I think they’ve always allowed the managers to bring in the players that they want.”

First of all, he is thick as pigshit. The Glazers took over the club in 2005. Months after Rooney was signed. So that shows his stupidity. And as for his comments on the ‘fantastic’ American carpetbaggers, I have just this to say…

Fuck off, you spud faced, brain dead, clap riddled, wig wearing scouse cunt.

Daily Star

Nominated by: Norman

Gary Lineker (18)

First of all, apologies tor cunting such low hanging fruit. He is the cunt that keeps on giving, and there seems no end to his cuntishness. However, he has really surpassed himself this time.

I could write hundreds of words about why this is bollocks, but suffice to say, Mr. Lineker will never have to suffer a lack of GP appointments, a 6 hour A&E wait, or not getting his child a school place.

What really gets me is that he will “be spoken to” – while Andrew Bridgen was sacked for saying something similar, but less controversial.

There is a special place in Hell for Mr. Lineker.

BBC News

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.