Chatgpt is a cunt. Biased as fuck, too.

I decided to give it a whirl. Write me a poem about how good Brexit is, I asked. The response was a fairly long lecture about how chatgpt is unbiased, how it couldn’t possibly write anything good about Brexit because opinion is split and there are negatives as well as positives, etc. Ok, I thought – write me a poem about how bad Brexit is. This time I got a couple of paragraphs of shitty teenage poetry waxing lyrical about the EU, and how Brexit was awful.

Then I decided to give it a second chance. I asked it to write a poem about the Tories, and then one about the Labour party.

The Tories were “the voice of the elite, the ones with power and deceit, who care for their own and not the rest, and see society as a test” by bringing “austerity and cuts and poverty [and] broken promises and hypocrisy”.

Labour? They were striving “for a world where all can thrive, with compassion and empathy at their core” and seeking”to build a world that’s not strange, to heal the wounds of the past”. The poem concluded that Labour had a “vision [that] is true [and] a future… meant for me and you.”

Seriously, this could have been written by Owen Jones while he was fingering Polly Toynbee. Chatgpt? Biased lefty cunt.

https://www.techradar.com/news/chatgpt-explained
(If you give a shit, this is what all the noise is about – NA)

Nominated by : Le Cunt Noir

Miles Plastic also warned us with this:

AI

It turns out that they’re a but cuntish. When asked some questions they reveal themselves to be not very nice.

Data was put in about a relationship and the Cunt started ‘manipulating’ the situation so they should split .

I mean they seem to be developing bad personalities.

As AI develops I mean. Which it is at an exponential rate.

That’s why Elon Musk is calling for a halt.

As I say there are signs that these ‘intelligent robots’ are twats. Or potential twats.

The nightmare vision of Science Fiction is almost upon us.

Remember ‘Hal’ in 2001? Arthur C. Clarke was very accurate in his predictions.

‘Bladerunner’ comes to mind.

So pandemics, nuclear war and now the cherry on the top humanity destroyed but Artificial Intelligence.

Popular Mechanics Link.

We all know the overall theme, an atrocity happens and Al Beeb and the quislings at Westminster say the same thing; “Islam is the religion of peace etc”. I’m not sure any of them have actually been to an Islamic country, I’ve only been to The Maldives and The UAE (very moderate) and the hostility is palpable, ruled by fear not by respect. However, two things in the past two weeks have alarmed me at their brazenness and utter disregard for the English way of life:

1) Trafalgar Square resembling the centre of any city under a caliphate.
https://www.london.gov.uk/events/eid-square-2023

2) Magdalen College in Oxford University substituting a traditional St George’s Day banquet to instead hold an event to celebrate Eid (last day of Ramadan). Doubtless the vino will not flow and it will be a drab affair.
Telegraph Link.

What I find odd to do you can bet your bottom dollar all the supporters of this will be indigenous people who are atheists and lamblast Christianity, but will support this. Even more ludicrous is the Muslim population of the U.K. made up 6.5% of the population two years ago. I sincerely look forward to a political party that supports the taxpayer and the English people sooner rather than later, or Colonel Gadaffi’s prediction “ “We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe—without swords, without guns, without conquest—will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.” Will come true.

I despise the cunts in charge of this country.

Nominated by : Fortress Cuntimus

Football legend Bobby Robson once described Paul Gascoigne as ‘daft as a brush’. No doubt the former footy star has done a lot of daft things over the years, and his latest effort has left him looking like a bit of a wally.

On new Channel 4 shit show ‘Scared of the Dark’, hosted by entertainment giant Danny ‘The Geezer’ Dyer, Gazza told an anecdote which frankly, left me feeling a little bemused.

Gazza related how on a visit to Downing Street back in the day, he’d given Maggie Thatcher a hug. Okay, nothing earth shattering there, you might think. However he then went on to relate how the experience gave him a boner, and he had to retreat to the toilet ‘to whack one out’.

Now let’s be fair; Big Mags was a giant on the political scene in post-war Britain, but she was no Susan Boyle when it comes to getting cocks twitching. Well to each his own, I suppose, but then as for going on national tv and relating the incident, I’d have to say ‘bloody cringeworthy Gazza’.

So is he a bigger cunt for getting the horn for Mrs T, or for going on the goggle box to relate the story? Bit of both I’d say, bit of both.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Well, the fragrant “Miss” Mulvaney has hit the headlines again.

The failed actor, who decided to chart his ‘journey’ into girl hood, by primping, pouting and posturing in a series of clips that leave most females either howling with laughter, or vomiting in disgust, has got the makers of Bud Light into bother with a shrieking, squealing post that has most people cringing.

Wishes he had a cunt. (If he wants to see a cunt, he should buy a mirror – NA)

Fox News Link.

NBC News Link. YouTube Link.
(Extra links from our ‘fizzy chemically infused water’ reporter, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Hurty Hurty.

”A horrified shopper brands Sainsbury’s ‘big daddy’ steak sexist”

”Rose Robinson, from Norwich, nipped into Sainsbury’s in North Walsham two weeks ago to grab a few bits when she spotted their ‘Big Daddy beef rump steak’ on the shelves.

The 38-year-old claims she was stopped in her tracks by the meats’ ‘sexist and misogynistic’ name and felt completely ‘bewildered’ as to the supermarket’s thought process behind it.”

Fuck me drunk is there no end to this fucking insanity.

God help Mothers Pride when Rose gets offended by it.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by mystic maven:

Rose Robinson ‘horrified shopper’.

This pathetic fool has complained to Sainsburys over a pack of steak.
It’s called the ‘big daddy’ steak which is apparently ‘sexist and mysogynistic’ and left her bewildered as she deemed it ‘wrong and unnecessary’.

To double her cuntitude, she reactivated her facebook account to complain and demand that they rename it.

Not sure what the outcome was, but they’ll probably roll over to this cunt and rename it as the ‘non size specific, gender neutral, sperm producing person / birth giving person steak’