Anthony Albanese is a cunt.
Labor party(the Fenian, commie, Blackshirt gits deliberately misspelled the word) PM Albo along with the Governor General, six state Governors, their spouses and flunkies are enjoying a taxpayer funded holiday for the coronation. The British taxpayer also has to pay to feed and water these cunts whilst there yet unlike the UK Oz doesn’t get a public holiday for the occasion.

The long streak of weak piss didn’t say no, it just won’t happen. The cunts just followed the lead of other rabid republicans Blairite witch Jacinta and Chai wallah impersonator Trudeau. Since we have to pay for your junket we deserve a paid day off you hypocritcal snivelling black fez wearing cunt. I hope some veteran has a flashback, thinks you’re your nonno Benito and runs you over with his Bren gun carrier.
God save the King.
Presem Yasur!

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt. With additional coronation shit by Trebecular below.

A cunting of the Pre Coronation Interviews , courtesy of course from the Bullshit Bastard Corporation.

In the run up to the actual event, every effort was made to interview, screen as many dark ones as possible, and to include David Olusoga ( OBE ) ( may he be blessed ) who made his early opportunity to reflect upon Britains Colonial past, and our involvement in naughtiness.

It seemed to me that anyone with a sun tan was the target for a street interview.

The Coronation ? The longest ever production of the fucking Muppet Show! YAY!

bracknellnews

A cunting for Coronation cunts, some silly cunts have already started camping out on the Mall and have drawn the attention of the media.

Now camping out a week before the event is cuntish in its own right but just take a look at this bunch in the link, now I don’t know if the names are correct but they are definitely a bit suspect.

The King wants to celebrate British diversity, yes fuck that, but he will be impressed with these four, god knows what species they are ?

I have no interest in the Royal show, the Queen is dead, she must have been so disappointed in what is to follow.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sick of it.

I’ve just seen this article regarding fat cunts and the resulting problems with seats on aircraft.

This refusal to describe something candidly as what it is, has annoyed me for ages, but this one takes the biscuit – “large bodied passengers” and “guests of size” indeed, what a load of creepy crawly old wank.

No wonder there are so many fat cunts about now, presumably hardly any of them would acknowledge that it’s a problem.

Msn.com

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

This was set up to provide temporary relief for people that had fallen on hard times.
It has now developed into an alternative lifestyle for the lazy and feckless.

There are people that have never done a day’s work in their entire lives but still enjoy a lifestyle on par with their working neighbours.

This has been going on for many years.
There are people approaching retirement age who are just going to swap a lifetime of benefits for a pension.

There is no excuse for an abled bodied person not to work.
There is a reasonable percentage of people who now work from home, so there is no excuse for anyone to stay at home and not work.

It is said that in a civilised county nobody should be living on the streets being hungry, but in my opinion that is precisely what is needed.

Don’t work…. Don’t eat.

Lazy fucking cunts churning out kids who will be even lazier than the parents.
Claiming every benefit available, safe in the knowledge that someone else is picking up their bills.

Council house tenants who have lived in the same houses on hugely subsidised rents for decades.
Fuck off.
Buy or rent on the open market like everyone else has to do.
Your accommodation should have been temporary, not a fucking gift from the tax payers.

Let the lazy, bone idle starve.
Along with any immigrants.

Give them fuck all.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

As deaths icy claw gently strokes your chin and the reaper whispers

” Not long now kid…..”

You start to ponder your life.
Great moments, sad moments, heartbreaking pain, moments of joy,
Deeply shameful things you’ve done,
Things your proud of doing, you get the picture.

And it’s with this in mind I started to think about a ‘Bucket List’.

For those who don’t know what that is,
It’s things you always wanted to experience
And ticking them off before your worm meat.

Some people bungee jump.
Some get a tattoo
Some swim with dolphins (?)

Well you can fuck that.
Im going panning for gold.
Always fancied it!
Like a grizzled old prospector.
Sieving for nuggets at the side of a river.
I’ve looked into it.
Can find gold in the UK.
So in summer I’m having a week off to go panning for gold.
I’ve got gold fever.
And when the reaper says

“Knobhead. You drowned in the river didn’t you?”

I hope I can reply by grinning showing off my solid gold artisan made teeth?

https://youtu.be/XZ8Q9mOYJgE

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt