Isn´t it time Ron Jeremy – about the only male porn star anyone can name – zipped up his fly and retired gracefully?
After decades of humping in front of the cameras, he is now exposing his ugly, fat body on sites like ‘Old Man Hot Babe’ where he appears like a deranged Colombian drug lord, the male equivalent of the Flabbott. He is also reduced to advertising Viagra-type products. This is ironic, as the reason he was such a star in the 80’s and 90’s was because of his stamina. He was about the only stud who could “get wood”, as they call it in the trade, on demand.
Nominated by Mr Polly
He look like a young Salvador Dali in that photo. Time I suppose to find some new vacuous porn stars – how about Owen Jones – Power Bottom 🙂
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Oh fuck WC
Just posted exactly the same thing about him looking like Dali 😂
That’ll teach me to read posts before commenting…..
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Despite looking like Joseph Fritzil, why would he want to quit? I suspect he’ll die on film eventually. That’s the way I want to go.
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If this ugly git can earn a living in porn films then the people who pay to watch him are even bigger cunts.
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I can name another one: John Holmes.
“She ain’t bad for an old broad.”
(Holmes referring to Seka while double-plugging her with some other cunt)
That said, Holmes snuffed it yonks ago.
Well cunted Mr Polly. Ron Jeremy is, and always has been, a cunt.
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PS: I didn’t mean Holmes was cunt. Though he probably was.
PPS: Sir Nigel has a VERY sore throat this morning. Be surprised if he makes to the end of the show.
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I had forgotten about him. He was one of the first AIDs victims, I believe. There is a prominent politician in Brazil called Alexandre Frota who is a former porn star. He did everything, including gay porn, yet is a supporter of anti-gay, pro-family president Bolsonaro.
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Haha, you can’t get a lot more diverse than that!
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Yeah, if the old bastard is getting his end of away with young birds and making money out of it good luck to the cunt. Wish it was me.
It’s a miracle he hasn’t died of AIDS years ago.
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I had AIDS once. I never want to get that again
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Probably injects liquid viagra straight into his dick.
Obviously has no trouble finding a vein….
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Evidently some people will literally buy anything. I keep forgetting this when I come up with business ideas. Now I have Ron to inspire me that anything really is possible.
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Boris Johnson threatens to sack MPs who vote to block no-deal Brexit.
Don’t fuck about, the gloves are off now, just do it Boris.
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I hope Grieve is first out on his arse. I would never have selected him in the first place – he looks like one of those dodgy priests who used to entertain the choirboys with fire, brimstone and Haribo.
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“O jealousy! thou magnifier of trifles.”
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
Morning,Mr. Polly.
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To be fair, he is living proof that sluts will fuck anything for cash. How anyone could get aroused watching any act that involved that greasy bastard is beyond me.
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No fluffers required on set when porn legend Ron Jeremy was in the house , it’s was said he could get an erection if the wind blew?, I think later in his career he worked as a stunt cock for a while too but sadly those days are in the distant past , nowadays is it appears he is doing a more than passable impression of Salvador Dali Judging by the photo…..
Although I would suggest an old porn star coming out of retirement is far safer bet than a boxer , they are both going down but at least one only risks injury to his pride……
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To this fella, I say good on him.
P.s sex not porn but sex is over rated anyways. Wriggle about for a bit then go to sleep.
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Have you considered trying it with a partner ?
Afternoon,Mr.”Spoonington”
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Afternoon, Mr Fiddler. That is a good question
I shall ponder that before answering.
P.s. I hope you and the hounds are well.
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In rude health,thank you,Mr. Spoonington. We’re considering taking the tractor for a nice drive to the pub..that should slow a few holidaymakers down as we amble along at a steady 15mph.
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Excellent idea. But be careful someone else doesn’t have the same idea and is driving in front of you at a slower speed.
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Ron Jeremy in that picture, to me, looks like what I imagine Bill Bailey to look like in a few years time.
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If I remember rightly, Ron Jeremy started off looking as good as any male porn star, but became fat and ugly quite quickly. Why they still employed him after that I don’t know.
John Holmes was also known for the size of his dick but eventually couldn’t even get it to stand up because of his cocaine habit. He ended up doing gay porn, but I suppose that was better than being jailed for participating in a murder plot, which by rights he should have been.
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Some porn actress said of John Homes, it’s like getting fucked with a wet sock. Maybe being well endowed is not so good after all. (I wish I was though).
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Ahhh Ron Jeremy, the human/hedgehog hybrid with a 10 inch pastie smasher able to blow tanks on command…..umm or so I’m told !
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