A student of what? Context is definitely beyond her grasp. When is someone going to tell her that life is hard, you don’t get to remake the world to your own personal utopia and sometimes literature is challenging?

‘A Belfast student has called for Of Mice and Men to be removed from the GCSE English literature course.
The novel, by Nobel-Prize winning author John Steinbeck, was written in 1937 and portrays life in the 1930s.
Angel Mhande raised concerns about racial slurs used in the book, including the N-word.
“I just don’t find Of Mice and Men appropriate for schools and how that impacts young black people, and young white people,” she said.
Because of this, she thinks the Council for the Curriculum, Examinations and Assessment (CCEA) should replace it on the GCSE English literature course.’

Bet she has no problem with Cop Killer or Kill Whitey

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Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

One of the best texts on the syllabus and not racist C.A.

 

I enjoy a good musical, and there have been some crackers over the years. You’ve got classics such as ‘West Side Story’ and ‘Guys and Dolls’. You’ve got rock operas like ‘Tommy’ and Evita’. You’ve got ‘tribute’ musicals such as ‘Buddy’ and ‘Jersey Boys’. There’s pretty much something for everyone.

But heck as like. Producers and fast buck merchants have really come to see the public’s appetite for song and dance as a cash cow, and these days, it seems that just about any film, play or tv show, however unsuitable it seems on paper, is ripe for getting itself turned into a musical. Get some cunt to throw some tunes at it, and however piss poor the songs are, the public will flock in.

Have a look at some of the stuff on offer at the moment. ‘Only Fools and Horses; the Musical’. Just add the magic words ‘…the musical’ to this selection; ‘Heathers’,
‘Back to the Future’, Groundhog Day’, ‘The Third Man’, ‘Pretty Woman’. Would you believe it, there’s even a ‘Great British Bake Off Musical’ ffs.

The latest off the production line is ‘Titanic (yes you guessed it) ; the Musical’. I suppose that it’s got a better chance of staying afloat than its infamous namesake, but I doubt that it’ll be seen as the new ‘Oliver!’ in years to come. Of course I haven’t seen any of this latest batch off what appears to to be a never-ending production line, but that’s because I’m not coughing up anything north of £50 to watch something that most definitely will not prove to be the another ‘Cabaret’.

I’m just surprised that some enterprising soul hasn’t come up with ‘The Exorcist; the Musical’ yet (‘a real head turner’, The Guardian) or ‘The Longest Day; the Musical’ (‘life’s a beach, then you die’, Variety). Blimey, I’d better keep quiet. I wouldn’t want to give some chancer any ideas.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

How about a democratic – and certainly very liberal – cunting for that vacuous looking arsehole, Davey.

Long a great admirer of “Progressive” (i.e. Labour) politics, this des[erate chancer sees his only hope of “power”is to crawl up the arsehole of Dame Kweer and stay there. He is nine months late, but like the Dame last year, he yesterday vouchsafed on a radio broadcast that women can have a penis. No doubt some of the old dogs in his party, like that dreadful Moran woman, has convinced him of the authenticity of men in drag:

One question – if you want a Labour government why not vote for it and forget this middleman?.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
I wonder if his wife is one of these women with a penis or not? C.A.

Wales Online News Link.

A nomination for cunts with no future and no prospects who keep on banging out kids while at the same time waiting for the next hand out and then moaning about it.
Normally its free loading illegal immigrants who do shit like this, but now and then its Brits, assuming the pretentious names [see above] or they are imports in which case you can understand the names.

Anyway im getting side tracked, so on with the cunting, this fucker has had to give up his job because he has that many brats he spends all day driving the feral pack around, and the cunt has another fucker on the way and they all have faces like smacked arses because they are dissatisfied with their accommodation [ no doubt free ] since they were evicted.

So i have some suggestions, rather than fucking that dragon get a job,buy some condoms and dont have anymore kids you cunt, she must have a snatch like the top end of a wellington boot by now, so it cant be fun, for the wife you can drive the brats while he works and keep your legs together you and dont shit anymore kids into your fucked up world and suspect others to support them.

Once the oldest one is old enough she can look after your brood so you can also get a fucking job, your not a fucking Termite Queen, you cant afford the ones you have, you have no right to expect a life on the tax payers you sponging cunts and the shallow end of the gene poll dosnt need anymore topping up, so no sympathy for this pack of sponging cunts, your lucky you have a place to stay all things considered, shut the fuck up.

Maybe a free loaders exchange program is what we need in this country, bus load of cunts from the Sudan, we will take them, but you have to have these free loading cunts, and they want better accommodation, near a restaurant, with a pool……..what do you mean you would rather keep your cunts, maybe we try Ishittistan, i hear Shammishitta Begone wants to swap with someone…..

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

There is a lot to dislike about hipsters. First off, they look like total cunts.

Their ridiculous lumberjack beards* or some Poirot inspired retro mustache usually teamed up with a fucking top knot, knitted beanie or maybe a City gents bowler hat and black rimmed glasses that they don’t need. Skinny jeans and a Victorian smoking jacket with matching fob watch is a must.

Then there is the interest in obscure films and music. Nothing wrong with that, probably better than some of the mainstream shite they flood the market with but its the aloofness and cliquey in-jokes that the plebs are missing out on the nuances of Congolese folk and 1920’s Luxembourgian jazz fusion or Finnish film noir thrillers.

Most look like they need a good meal because they don’t put in a hard days graft for a living. Sorry Jonty, busking on the accordion outside the tube station doesn’t count. They love anything artisan or better still served in a jam jar, beer, cereal…these cunts aren’t fussy. And pop-up food trucks serving kimchi dumplings? You cant move for bellends on penny farthings and fixie bikes.

Hipsters? They need beating with their retro Gameboys.

Ironically of course.

* Not to be confused with the non-hipsters of the Beard Appreciation Society – Stockport chapter.

https://ninjajournalist.com/entertainment/ridiculous-hipsters-tb/3/

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator