Biased and selective ironic recruitment is beyond cuntish, I stumbled upon an ad for summer intern for MI6 which is already full for applications but applications still invited for GCHQ, Deliberately chosen not to include a link but invite someone else to provide a suitable link preferably not to MI6.

But I do include some text from the ad.

“Am I Eligible?
You are eligible if you are a British National from a Black, Asian, mixed-heritage or other ethnic minority background and you are also from a socially or economically disadvantaged background* as these groups are currently under-represented in the UK’s Intelligence Services. That’s why we invite university students in their penultimate or final year of study (for the 2025/2026 academic year), who are from these backgrounds to apply.”

All I can gather from this (cracking intelligence gather I am) is that white British people are deliberately being excluded from working for the British intelligence services and to even call it a conspiracy would be an insult to the British people, or whats left of us, more like blatant and in our face force feeding the idea that us white British have no place.

Whats next? We’ve had the RAF saying no men, We had the met. police saying no whites, We had the comical rant in the Scottish parliament about white people, Will we have the fire brigades saying no whites, asthmatic inbreds preferred?

Bright Network. (Link from our under cover correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Ted Coningsby is not a cunt, he is a little teddy bear with the rank of “squadron leader” propping up a youtube channel of the same name.

I like to see fast jets as much as the next chap, and have been known to visit RAF Coningsby and RAF Lakenheath on occasion while working in the area with nothing better to do with time off but the ‘community’ of layabouts that follow the youtube channel are beyond belief, 5 days a week on the live chat on the live streams while listening to their puppet master drone on and on from a wikipedia script takes the piss a bit, The chat basically amounts to hours and hours of many, many people “oi oi’ing” each other while donating money for youtube to cream off the top, a cult for autistic aviation enthusiasts at best.

Cracking videos right enough.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Labour luminary Harold Wilson once reputedly observed that ‘a week is a long time in politics’. That being the case, Sir TwoTier Stasi must reckon that a year is a bloody eternity.

Cast your minds back twelve months, fellow cunters; what wasn’t Labour going to do? It was going to revive the economy and bring growth and prosperity. It was going to sort out the chaos in the NHS. It was going to solve the festering sore that is the migration problem; it was going to ‘smash. the. gangs.’. And so on. Perhaps somewhat forgotten now is Labour’s manifesto pledge on the issue of sleaze. Ol’ TwoTier was going to pull on his big boy pants, and address issues of malfeasance by focussing on accountability and by adherance to ethical standards in public life. Apparently. So how’s that all been working out then? Let’s have a little look.

Well, Sir Stasi hadn’t had the the key to No 10 for five minutes before ‘Freebiegate’ burst upon him, and he was ducking and diving about the receipt of tens of thousands of freebies ranging from clothes and specs for him and his missus to football and concert tickets. Regardless of whether or not there was any actual wrong-doing involved, the optics were awful at the time that Labour was taking the axe to the winter fuel allowance.

Then began a steady dribble of, shall we be kind, and say ‘misfortunes’. Louise Haigh resigned after some murky dealings involving a mobile phone of all things, and a possible breaching of the ministerial code. ‘Anti-corruption’ Minister Tulip Siddiq quit over claims that she had family ties to the former Prime Minister of Bangladesh, under investigation for, er, ‘corruption’. Andrew Gwynne was sacked as Health Minister for sending messages in which he hoped that a pensioner who had the audacity to disagree with him would die. Then there’s MP Mike Amesbury, who was convicted for assaulting a constituent, and send down for ten weeks (later suspended). Not to mention Rushanara Ali, Homeless Minister who had to resign after evicting tenants from her London property on the pretence that she was selling, only to re-let it shortly after at a much higher rent.

And coming up to date, there was the spectacular fall from grace of Our Ange, forced to quit the front bench after admitting to underpaying stamp duty on her flat in Hove, after years of banging on about the need for absolute probity in government, and acting as Labour’s rabid attack dog against opponents.

And then came the breaking of… the Peter ‘Lord Scandalson’ Mandelson shocker. Mandelson, of course, is, as I write, our ambassador to the US, but how long he can survive is open to debate as seedy revelations about the extent of his relationship with convicted p@edo and (possible) suicide Jeffrey Epstein break over his head, and Sir FreeGear’s judgment is again called into question. Initially he’s backed him, which is usually the kiss of death in these matters. Odds are though, he’ll have to sack him, unless he resigns first;

Anybody with a brain bigger than an atom knew that a Labour government would be a clusterfuck of incompetence and that the wheels would come off big time, but I don’t think we could have guessed just how much of a part such shady, sordid antics would play in their rapid fall from grace. ‘The grown-ups are in charge’ they said. That’ll be right, you dodgy bunch of wankers.

You almost have to feel a pang of sympathy for the hapless Starmer, as his much-vaunted ‘Phase Two’ vanishes beneath the waves like the Titantic. Almost, but not quite. Who’s to say what further ‘indiscretions’ might have been revealed by the time that this nom gets posted (if it gets posted)? He must wish that the waves would swallow him up too, a wish no doubt heartily shared by many millions the length and breadth of this sceptic isle.

Financial Times.

Nominated by Ron Knee.

It seems that “The UKHSA (UK Health Security Agency – NA) found black Africans represented 20% of all newly diagnosed people in London in 2022.”

Furthermore “We do a lot of work with asylum seekers, refugees and people who don’t have English as a first language, so often they don’t know where to go which is why we go to them” to quote another charity helping foreign types ruin the country.

It certainly doesn’t seem as though the country has hit rock bottom yet there’s still some way to go with these diseased swine carrying on with their wretched behaviour.

BBC News.

Anyway,not to worry there’s lots of free treatment available via Our NHS.

Perfect.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin.

Once upon a time, there was a bloke called Fred, who at some juncture, decided that he was in fact a woman, and henceforth, would be known as Freda. ‘A sign of the times’, you might say, ‘whatever (yawn); just get on with it and don’t annoy everybody else with your hang-ups and delusions’.

Well here’s where the plot of my cautionary tale thickens. Enter former South Wales police superintendent Cathy Larkman, who served in the force for over thirty years. Cathy was shocked when she received the proverbial ‘knock on the door’ from officers of her former force early in September. These worthies were there as part of an investigation into her alleged ‘crime’ of referring to ‘Freda’ as ‘Fred’ in a soshull meeja post, thereby committing the utterly heinous offence of ‘deadnaming’ the trans activist by using his former moniker.

The plot thickens further if allegations in ‘The Sunday Telegraph’ are correct. ‘The Telegraph’ states; ‘it is believed that Ms Larkman was reported by a disgraced transgender (former) police officer named Lynsay Watson- a figure with a history of urging the authorities to pursue criminal investigations of people who are critical of gender ideology’. The paper’s report also states that ‘Watson (formerly known as Alex Horwood) is believed to be the person’ who dobbed in Graham Linehan to the scuffers, leading to the writer’s subsequent arrest at Heathrow.

Needless to say, Ms Larkman was both shocked and outraged to learn that her former colleagues had been looking into this matter over a period of ten months, which in her opinion, constitutes a ridiculous waste of time and resources. This, I would suggest, is the view shared by any sane individual, especially when you learn that of course, no offence was actually committed, and the whole matter was dropped.

Now I’ve put this nom up under the title of ‘deadnaming’, which to me is another idiot concept dreamt up by transgender ideologues, and is a perfect illustration of the fact that they inhabit a parallel universe to the rest of us. But the nom must also extend once again to a police service which cannot, it seems, show a modicum of common sense and discretion when such ludicrous and vexatious complaints are made. ‘Bad faith actors’ is the term which is often applied to these shit-stirring tranny time wasters. I can think (as I’m sure you can) of a much punchier one word epithet…

yahoo news

Nominated by Ron Knee.