
The Sydney Sweeney haters are a bunch of hatchet faced bitter cunts.
Women athletes the world over are having a pile on on the epically gorgeous Sydney Sweeney because she did an advert for some sports gambling brand in which she used various bits of sporting paraphernalia to disguise her delectable modesty.
Cue the ugly women’s athletics brigade all outraged that Ms Sweeney should – by their assertion – diminish women’s sporting achievements in this way. They are also disgusted that in the modern era women should, in their words, monetise their bodies and sexualise the arena of their sporting activities. Presumably their objection is rooted in the insinuation that most men would rather enjoy, and be happy to see women financially rewarded for, the spectacle of a near naked sex goddess flaunting her considerable assets in a sports setting, than they would take an interest in any wimminz actual sporting activities. Correct. Us men couldn’t give a fuck if your best girly performer leapt over some sandpit, managing about a third of the distance of the bottom rated in the entire world lazy eyed fat boy from school. And you’ll find that a lot of women agree with us in writing off women’s sport as mostly boring at best, often embarrassing in its effort to claim to offer everything that men’s sport does by way of achievements and entertainment.
Furthermore, what exactly, as a bunch of liberated feminists, is your problem with Sydney using her god-given talents to her uniquely feminine advantage? Could it be that you’re all just bitter and twisted that she’s got the kind of bod and bazookas you could only ever dream of? Or perhaps it’s the following facts from Wikipedia that get right up your nose:
“In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2) Tudor-style home in Los Angeles for US$3 million. In 2023, she bought a US$9.9 million “fixer-upper mansion” in Los Angeles’s Bel Air neighborhood, and in 2024 she bought a US$13.5 million home in the Florida Keys.”
What’s more, where’s all the “women can do what they want with their bodies” chanters when you need them? I thought feminists were supposed to be pro- women getting ahead in the world and doing it any way they wanted, and doing just what the fuck they want with their own bodies. Turns out the kind of fems who want you to be able to do what you want with your body, sister, are only of that opinion if your body is also a hirsute unwashed shapeless heap like theirs.
It’s these same sisters that hounded the Formula One pit girls and the page 3 models out of their jobs, claiming to be standing up for wimminz rights as they did so.
Face it bints, no one wants to watch you in any sporting context, but if you’ve got tats and a bod like the fair Ms Sweeney go ahead and flaunt it and earn your three mansions with the unreserved blessings of the entire heterosexual male species.
Nominated by : Balsamic Dave
With sloppy seconds provided by Norman:
Seconded, Dave.
Funny how these so called ‘feminists’ always hate attractive young women. I recall that Clare Short minger openly targeting Page 3 Girls in the 80s. Also, funny how all these feminists are ugly fuckers as well. This currnent hatred towards Sydney is no different.



