So you thought our hero had run out of ideas on how to screw money out of the car owner with his latest ULEZ rip off?

Dream on my friends. Now the cunt is going to steal £4 from you for going through the Blackwall and Silvertown (yet to be completed) tunnels. That’s £4 each way by the way. Of course it “ has yet to be decided “ but I’ve seen the signs, already designed, in the Evening Standard.

It’s fucking happening don’t worry about that. Best to buy a bike now before they are out of your price range.
They want you off the road…..that’s the bottom line.

Express

Nominated by Freddie the Frog, link by The Duke of Cuntshire.

.. can be a cunt.

Yes, I know there’s been several iterations of this incredibly irritating phrase on here previously, but quite frankly it is doing my head in more than ever primarily because nearly every is at it!

Some regular YouTube channels I subscribe to in particular have British presenters going into pubs, restaurants and hotels and saying “Can I get your menu please?”

Yesterday while shopping in Egremont I heard a couple of Americans in a petrol station asking the bloke behind the counter “Can we get your car wash?”

And then soon after while walking through the High Street, a chugger comes up to me and says “Can I get your signature for this petition?”

Do these fuckwits actually know the logic behind what they’re actually saying? They’re not actually “getting” anything. That’s up to someone else. So why not say the more natural “Could I have…” instead?

Utter, utter cunts, who deserve nothing more than a good slap around the chops.

Go and get that, fuckface!

Nominated by Technocunt.

Hamas are terrorist cunts and we all know it.
Their recent murder of Israeli citizens is sickening, and will hardly further their cause.

Unless of course you’re a member of the UK Labour party, who refuse to condemn the Hamas murdering, seem to support it, and find other ways to describe it.
Just as pathetic is the BBC who describe the terrorists as militants, because it is in keeping with their policies. Who’d have thought it.

If you value your TV screen, under no circumstances watch Jeremy Corbyn’s opinion on the situation.

Daily Fail

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

… are proper cunts and need calling out.

With this in mind, all respect to GBN’s presenters, Patrick Christys and Michelle Dewbury, who yesterday started to reveal some of the fucking hypocrisy there is amongst (probably the majority of), the tree-hugging politicians and ‘celebrities’.

I want to see more of it. Every one of the toss-pot shitehawks that come into the studio to spout their ill-informed green rhetoric should immediately be asked three questions.

Do you have an electric vehicle?

Do you have solar panels on your home?

Do you have a heat pump heating your home?

If they answer ‘no’ to any of these, they should be told to shut the fuck up until they can answer ‘yes’ and stop preaching to us.

globalherald.com

Nominated by Cassandra, with a little help from C.A.

(While we’re at it the COP28 climate-change “do as we say!” junket has just started in Dubai of all places. UN COP28– Day Admin)

 
The wife and I were at Asda earlier, and on the way in, had the misfortune to be behind what the missus referred to as ‘a couple of right jakeys’ (neds, scratters).

Picture this. What passed for the female half of the duo was regaled in a lime green top (again, what the good lady referred to as a ‘cami top’), which revealed rippling love handles and a considerable amount of black bra. Her lower half was clad in a pair of ultra tight leggings which could barely contain an arse like a couple of melons. Class.

What really made me piss myself laughing however was the fashion statement by what I assume was the apparition’s other half. This cunt was swaggering along doing a great scatter strut, with his not-too-pristine grey track suit bottoms barely hanging around his hips.

I can only assume that the purpose of this gravity-defying display was to show the world that he was wearing a pair of Calvin Klein drawers, because I can’t fathom why anyone would otherwise make such a cunt of themselves by walking around like this.

I understand that this odd practice is referred to as ‘sagging’, and originated within the US prison system, as a means of marking some poor sod out as somebody’s bitch. Consequently, why anyone would voluntarily walk around looking like this is an absolute mystery to me. It truly is a bizarre world.

Youtube

Nominated by Ron Knee.