Possibly her best side, her back side. C.A.

I would be grateful if you would award a cunting for these unattractive thick slappers whose tv careers have gone from strength to strength by virtue of appearing on BBC (who else?)
Bargain Hunt.

My much loved wife is an avid fan of this programme and it’s various offshoots but I forgive her because she has early onset small-vessel disease vascular dementia.

I happen to be in the same room whilst she’s watching this tosh and I have come up with my list of “batty Bargaincunt Babes”First off (and I’m guessing that some people on this site are so sexually indiscriminate that they think she’s fit) is Christina Trevanion.

This bitch whose head is wider than Stewie Griffin’s and who has a sister with Down’s who looks just like her flirts with all the dealers that she’s buying from buy giggling uncontrollably like a fucking idiot.

It’s not sexy. If she laughs like this incessantly for no reason what do you think she’d be like if you flopped your todger out !?

Next in line is the ginger-haired inane giggler who has not progressed further than being a 6 year old silly little girl.

This gurning imbecile with teeth like Bugs Bunny just can’t stop chuckling at absolutely everything. Not only that, but there’s no way that her collars and cuffs match!

I almost forgot to mention the lunatic Natasha Raskin Sharp who must burn up 3000 Calories per show simply by laughing her head off. The Scottish-accented cunt is clearly of unsound mind.

She is so doolally that she probably forgets to wipe her arse after visiting the lavatory.

Not at all giggly but blessed with a soft immature voice is the dithering blithershit Kate Bliss. This posh-talking simpleton went to Oxford don’t cha know. How the fuck is that even possible!?All I know is that the cunt must have strong family connections.

Another idiot is that piece of milfy slutty-looking readers’ wives wank-fodder Catherine Southon .Yet another failure.

I used to fantasise about her sitting on my face but in reality I reckon that her pussy and bum crack have got bits of stale toilet paper stuck to them.

Finally, Roo Irvine who has an antique shop in the wilds of . Well all I can say is she must have a wealthy and forgiving husband. If she runs her shop with the same degree of incompetence that she displays on the telly he must be constantly bailing her out financially.

I must come across as being a misogynist, but no matter how hard I try I’m afraid that I don’t find any of them sexy.

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Nominated by cuntator, with extra link provided by C.A.

This has a history of wokery and controversy, the most recent example being an episode where a small boy dances in a tutu in front of his parents, two gay dads, naturally.

It says something about the mindset of the sick creeps who created this abomination. Obviously living out their perversions via a programme aimed at impressionable kids.

Still, I’ll bet it’s a firm favourite amongst the trendy Islington and Hampstead brigade. You can just imagine young Tarquin and Jocasta placed in front of the tv by parents Jonty and Phoebe, these names are of course interchangeable.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

I’ve loathed this cunt for years
Everything is a big joke to her.

” You mum’s died”
Ho ho ho ha ha ha!!!!

“I’m afraid it’s cancer Mrs Lee ..
Hahaha ho ho ho!!!

STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING!!

Like a pissed up Frank Bruno.

He was the same, Stuart Hall.
Always laughing, but despite him being a sexual predator I didn’t seem to mind his endless cackling in mirth.

I’d happily hold a pillow over Rusty’s chortling face, till with a massive fart, she sighed went still, and finally shut the fuck up.

Evidence against her

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The cunt.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Well for me, 2023 was much the same as 2022. Politicians are still 2 faced cunts; the Woke are becoming ever more prominent ruling over our lives; I am working harder than ever, but paying ever more taxes; the disappointment of not moving to Denmark, is probably the real highlight/bugbear. But that was more to do with personal reasons than anything else.

Seems to me if you’re a hard working, decent citizen, pay your bills, save for your retirement, follow the rules and basically be a typical model person, you’re seen as an easy cash-cow to be constantly milked and fucked about with by the Establishment and by the virtue signalling woke cunts on MSM and SM.

There’s no one to defend your corner anymore. And that’s why 2023 was so shite and I don’t foresee much hope for 2024 either despite the prospect of a general election. Yes, you can be radical and vote Reform, but we know it won’t make much of a difference.

That said, both my wife, my loyal and incredibly funny Border Terrier and myself are in good health and still enjoying life in the Lake District. But I know that the creeping hand of “Change” emanating from London is crawling its way throughout England, with its inclusion and diversity, the forced acceptance of multiculturalism and having to put up with thousands of ungrateful migrants, solar farms and  ugly wind turbines on my doorstep

I’ll be glad to see the back of 2023, but 2024 doesn’t hold out much hope for anything better for the “Little People” in this totally fucked up country.

Nominated by Technocunt.