Theale Station Footbridge

Apparently this much delayed, much needed footbridge is due for completion by the spring of this year, 13 years after it was first mooted and put forward to the local council.

The initial cost back then was around £1.5m. But now people are quoting £10m. The running joke is that it has taken long to build this tiny little footbridge than it did to build the Empire State Building back in the 1930s (which took a mere 13 months to construct, and is still standing today)

The obvious questions have been asked ad nauseum, but all those involved have simply shrugged their shoulders and kicked the can down the road for someone else to pick up.

13 years and £10m just to build a fucking bridge over a railway track! This is so systematic of how things are done in this country. Any major project is either doomed to complete failure owing to cost-overruns or unacceptable delays; or on completion the budget is blown by considerable amounts and is years behind schedule!

You only have to look at HS2, Millennium Dome, Channel Tunnel, Lower Thames Crossing to name but a mere few of projects that have gone way over budget, and yet no one seems at all accountable or responsible.

When you look at Britain from the Industrial Revolution to the mid 1950s and the things we built at the drop of a hat – ships, canals, roads/motorways, aircraft, tanks, bridges, railway networks etc etc, Most of which were completed on time and within acceptable budgets.

So what the fuck happened? Why does it take so long and so much money just to build a footbridge? Why is this country so useless at doing anything that will benefit local communities?

I suppose there are too many vested interests wanting to drag out capital projects for as long as possible in order to grab as much money as possible. And why not? Who is there to take you to task?

Just another example of the gradual decline of Britain’s standing on the global stage.

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Nominated by: Technocunt

Carol Vorderman (8)

(And yet this bitch doesn’t mind prick-teasing on Instagram! – Day Admin)

I used to have a soft spot (well not so soft actually) for Carol Vorderman. She struck me as a bit of a laugh, a proper lass.

This was before Vorders, like so many other slebs, started to take herself too seriously, and came to believe that the public actually cared two hoots for her opinions on anything.

Firstly she quit her show on the Beeb ‘by mutual consent’ after making a series of increasingly shrill political comments which threatened to breach Auntie’s sacred impartiality rules (Gary Linekunt says ‘hello’). Then she got into a spat with Minister Johnny Mercer regarding accommodation for veterans.

Now she’s in a row with commentator Shaun Bailey, branding him ‘a misogynist’ after he made a comment to the effect that she’s mainly about ‘bum and boobs’.

Now this isn’t to say that Sweet Carol can’t have an opinion. She can, and she’s free to voice it. On the other hand, so can Bailey, and I’d say that in this instance, he’s actually right.

Vorders has been putting herself out there in the meeja for years, shamelessly promoting herself by constantly flashing her tits and arse, and no doubt earning a nice bit of dosh in the process.

Now that she’s been called out on it on air, she’s branded her accuser a sexist. There’s a bit of a smell of hypocrisy here methinks.

I admit that I still would, but only if she wore a gag. Come on Carol, stick to doing what you do best, namely, trading on your still very attractive (if enhanced) assets and appearing on game shows. You know it makes sense.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

The Beastie House

One of my aims when putting up a nomination is to look for a bit of humour in the cunting. It’s usually possible, but sometimes there are simply no laughs to be found, and here’s one such case.

Let me introduce cunters to the grim story of ‘The Beastie House’, a shithole flat in sunny Glasgow where an utterly depraved bunch of pa*doph*les subjected kids to a
catalogue of terrifying torments.

The Scottish Sun

What leads people to sink to such depths is beyond me. Each one of these charmers is now looking forward to a considerable stretch at HM’s pleasure after being tried and convicted. I’d give them all a good stretch alright, then stick their heads on pikes in George Square.

Pour encourager les autres.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Shannon Coggins & Theo Simon


What a pair of insufferable cunts they are.

Brought to my attention by Gloria Snockers in the Gail Bradbrook cunting.

They undertook a 4 month journey to Australia without using air travel as they’d given that up in 2002 due to their carbon footprint but were eventually forced to take a plane to complete their epic adventure.

Now that in itself is worthy of a nuclear weapons grade cunting but there was a part in the article that had my cuntdar flashing like Belisha’s Beacon.

It said……Ms Coggins and Mr Simon both gave up their jobs to make the journey with their daughter, which they said required a “monumental amount” of planning. I’ll bet it did.

Now I’m a middle aged bloke and would love to travel and hopefully will at some point but not at 53. I’ve too many financial commitments.

And looking at the pictures it struck me that this brace of utter utter cunts were not that much older than I.

So what enables them to be able to just give up their jobs, just like that knowing that in your 50’s you’re not exactly pick of the bunch in whatever game you’re in??

So I took a cursory look on the inter web to see what I could find on these shit cunts.

Turns out Ms Coggins was a founder member (2012) of the failing Steiner Academy in Frome but resigned along with all the other cunts that founded it in 2019 when the place was condemned by Ofsted.

One of the major liabilities in the last set of accounts is their pension deficit of £500k.

BBC Link.

Shannon COGGINS personal appointments – Find and update company information – GOV.UK

So what of Theo Simon – having a name like that alone deserves a proper brutal kicking with Doc Martins.

Mr Simon it turns out is a singer songwriter with the band ‘Seize the Day’, no me neither, an environmental campaigning folk band.

What’s not to like here.

Seize the Day – Bold, Beautiful, Frontline Folk

But hang on a minute the lead singer is none other than Shannon Smy partner of Theo and the same Shannon Coggins real name Smy founder of the failed Steiner Academy in Frome. So I’m just wondering what jobs have they given up???

Anyway the BBC article states…..

In addition, the inspector noted: “Pupils do not learn about British values and cannot discuss these.
“They are not well prepared for life in modern Britain.”

It really is straight from the leftist greenist playbook.

So how did they afford this jaunt? I can’t really say but Ms Coggins real name Smy or whatever had pension contributions totalling anything between £35k and £70k in the 7 years she helped to ensure the Steiner Academy failed. If you can be arsed to look at the accounts that’s confirmed in there.

The accounts only give the contribution ‘range’ but you can bet your last penny it will be at the top end.

So maybe that helped. I don’t know? I have a good job and earn a good salary in the private sector but only get employer contributions of £3000 a year the rest I have to make up and it’s ‘drawdown’ and not final salary as in the public sector.

Ms Coggins real name Smy was paid £25k a year so if pension contributions were £5k a year that’s 20% of salary or at £10k a year that’s 40%.

Only cunts in the public sector can ever dream of this type of gold plated pension benefit and failure doesn’t matter.

And no doubt Theo, the fucking cunt has a trust fund or similar. Only people who don’t have to struggle pretend that they are in a struggle. Especially in the new era of Victimhood.

There’s a YouTube video of him lecturing us on his environmentalism but as Maggie Thatcher quoted about the IRA they don’t deserve the oxygen of publicity.

Obviously I’ve never met these shit cunts and until the other day had never heard of them either but I actually genuinely hate them and everything they stand for and genuinely hope when they take the plane out of Oz that they’ve been forced to board it goes down in a ball of flames and the last thing they hear is Jerry Lee Lewis singing Great Balls of Fire.

Cunts.

Nominated by : CuntyMcCuntface

Lauren Sheldrick and Karen Smy: Crazy Cat Ladies

These women run an independent cat rescue. On the face of it I have no problem with that, and it seems like a noble enterprise. However, upon reading the story one quote in particular sticks out to me.

“It started with people in the community asking Karen for advice on cat care, but soon spiralled out of control with the boundaries set by her being pushed by people eager to get rid of their cats.”

So, in essence, this all started because they were too weak willed to say no, and they’ve turned the situation into a ‘charity’ because they can’t think of what else to do.

They could donate the poor things to a proper shelter with rota’d staff, especially as they admit that they’re fed up with their situation. But no, they continue to persist with it because doing the sensible thing would mean admitting defeat and having to confront major character flaws on their part. All the while they take passive-aggressive potshots at society for ‘not getting it’ and whine about Lauren’s inability to find a man.

I appreciate that this cunting may not be to everyone’s tastes but I’m sorry, I just cannot tolerate people who refuse to stand up for themselves then play the victim when it all goes wrong. You made your bed you fucking cunts, now lie in it and stop bloody well complaining.

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt