This weekend a section of the worlds largest carpark, the M25 was to be closed for roadworks..

A section between junctions 10 and 11..
These works had been scheduled for weeks.

So low and behold, cue the wailing and bedwetting, the moment its closed.
With reports of people stockpiling food..
“Mostly fatties I imagine”

One women moaning that she cares for her mother who lives in the next village .
So maybe stay with her or vice versa..
No that won’t get your stupid face in the tabloids..

What is it with people in this country, that the smallest thing turn them into quivering jellies..

Maybe do something that doesn’t involve your car, might I recommend suicide?
You can use your car for that..

Sky News

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

We all know the types. Around 20 – 30, never been told they’re wrong and identify as a “strong, independent woman” in and out of the workplace.

The problem being, most of them are fucking useless on the job and will take any criticism from a bloke (you know, a real one with a cock and balls) as being misogynistic. No, love, you’re just making my life difficult by being shitehouse at what you do, and forcing me to step in before you cause even more of a mess.

Here’s an idea. Instead of gobbing off about men and your career to all and sundry, focus on the basics of doing things properly. Then perhaps people won’t take umbrage to your abrasive, entitled attitude.

You can guarantee that these “confident young woman” types will still need a geezer (again, a proper one with a cock and balls) to open a jar, too.

The Guardian

Nominated by: Cuntis_Cuntis

(There will be three nominations for today and Sunday, 7am, 11am and 3pm. Thanks.  – Day Admin)

(Some of the innocent, peaceful victims apparently – Day Admin)

5th column stuff – the stuff of treason.

Fortunately for us (in what was once God`s Green and Pleasant Land), we have a number of highly skilled people trying to do their jobs (clandestinely) out in some of the most disgusting, sub-human, filth-filled crevices on the planet: Take your pick, you know the places. They`re there for a reason – mostly to insulate us from and stifle the jealousy of the heathen. Then you get the odd report like this …

BBC News

Daily Wail

If anyone doubts that, what was once our decent way of life, hasn’t already been infested with Commies | Islamists | Race Baiters | … (delete as appropriate) then this is just another strand of proof.

There are some stories that should never be told for the sake of what`s left of our dignity.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

As that pretentious poof Andy Warhol said, every cunt is famous for fifteen minutes.
And, in the old days, people were. There would be those who were ‘names’ in the 60s. 70s and 80s, and they would have their time and never be seen again.

But, since the 1990s, there have been cunts who had little or no talent to begin with who have stayed ‘famous’ and hung around like a bad smell ever since. The media is partly to blame for continuing the cover such vacuous nonentities.

And then there are the ‘celebrities’ themselves. Grasping publicity and money whores, who would sell anything to the likes of OK magazine. Cunts who should have crawled away years ago, but who are still in peoples’ faces.

With no sign of ever disappearing. The Spice Girls being some of the worst offenders. They were shite and useless in their prime. But the talentless bints are still everywhere. That Mel B has been at it again recently. Promoting absolutely nothing but herself.

Madonna is another one. A well past it ancient relic, who acts like she is still 25 and just refuses to fuck off. There is nothing worse than a ‘star’ who has had their time, but still wants it again and again and again.

BBC News

Nominated by: Norman

Apparently medical devices are racist. Well according to a BBC report

”Medical device bias needs immediate action – review”

”The lack of diverse representation in health research and robust equity considerations had “led to racial bias in medical devices, clinical assessments and in other healthcare interventions”.

Here’s a thought. Why cant these fuckers actually develop some devices themselves. Perhaps in one of the large number of scientific research centres in Harare or Mogadishu? It might help them and the woke take their minds off constantly crying racism.

bbcnews

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.