(“Anyone seen my brain? It’s this big!“-  Day Admin)

Yes, it is real. Well according to the desperate hacks at The Guardian:

The Guardian

However, it is not as bad as you might think. Although there are allegations that “Crooked Joe” is a sex obsessed undead maniac, the so-called “Bump” is not a reference to his aged todger being seen on the campaign trail. No, it is all about a rise in his numbers from a poll taken in Wisconsin and a other “swing” states. In some he is almost level with the Orange Man.

What can be the reason for this exciting development? Apparently it is down to extra support given by Obummer who has been resurrected to add some extra oomph to the octogenarian’s bid for a second term. Either that, or it might just be more wishful thinking from the lefties who are worried about Trump’s “piles ” ie $billions from floating Truth Social.

Roll on November.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

And seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to second this nomination and add that it’s not just the Community Con Artist working behind the scenesnto help the Horny Old Coffin Dodger, but ‘Ole Slick Hilly is at it as well.

The Demonrats are pissing all over themselves in terror as the reality dawns on them that Donald Trump is not only the likely Repubicunt opponent but also the likely General Election winner.

Here’s your own lovable old whore, Auntie Beeb trying to convince you that because a bunch of Leftist Elites pay a lot of money to mingle with this scum that they actually are leading in the race and poised to win.

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By the way did anyone notice some of the celebretards attending the dinner? Bitch Queen Latifa and Fucking Lizzo!

I don’t care how much money these 2 heffers pay for their tickets, the event will lose money when they belly up to the buffet.

OMG! Sex Machine Joe, Queen Latifa and Lizzo in a Menage et Hog!

I’m going to be sick.

A delve into the past for this one..
On my travels today I saw a car with one of those baby on board badges.

Back in the 80s/90s those where prevalent in every vehicle, spawning a fad with parodies..

Was the badge a brag? Someone fucked you once?
There is a thought that it was to help the emergency services at the scene of a accident..

But you would have to be a crap first responder,in that you would only check for babies if the car had a badge..
“Anyone in the back george”
“No mate, no sign on the back window”

Same as it makes other road users more aware of you, yeah people will see the badge and steer into the nearest tree..

No it’s just another example of insufferable cunts..so stick your twee badge where the sun doesn’t shine.

Wiki

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

is a cunt.

7 times.

7 fucking times the poor girl’s surgery has been cancelled, the last of which seemingly as a result of revenge against a ”problematic’ surgeon, and now she could die as a result. I really shouldn’t be surprised anymore – this sort of thing seems to be routine for ‘ar wanderful anychess’ nowadays.

Oh, and of course they blamed ‘wider pressures’ as well.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

I’m afraid I don’t have a specific link but it’s clear to see I think.
Why is this country constantly pestered to put right the wrongs of long gone history?

No one is asking the Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch to cough up compensation for their invasions or slave trade etc. So why us the past is the past and most of you foreign types descend from countries of considerable mineral wealth, you were just too bone idle to dig it up off your own backs!

Perhaps the British should be asking the descendants of the Norman’s or vikings to put up recompense for their I’ll gotten gains!
I know the reply would be ‘bollocks ‘ so why isn’t that our reply to those banging on at us?

Nominated by The Cunt in Scunthorpe.

Apparently some woman has cancer.

But unlike the rest of the million or so women diagnosed, she is incredibly brave and will carry out her arduous duties of waving to window lickers as soon as she can.

She has to endure private treatment, hundreds of lackies and never having to lift a finger. All of which we gratefully subscribe to.

She is an example to us all.

For attribution see neverfucking ending arse licking tributes.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble