Peter Mandelson (8)

 

As it seems – short of fucking a Mother Superior in the middle of Oxford Street with a film crew in attendance – Kweer Starmer will be Prime Minister by the end of the year, news reporters and media stars should be warned about the Rottweiler/French \Poodle cross forever snapping at his arsehole – yes, Anthony Blair’s best friend, Peter Mandelson is right behind Kweer – he’s here and kweer. So much so that, just like in his pre-mortgage scandal days , Mandy would be on radio and TV getting shirty (as opposed to shirt lifting) with any reporter that dare question the Blair way, he is up to his old tricks with Kweer. He even made a spectacle of himself at Hampstead Synagogue already on Sunday night:

Is this old poof really menstrual, is his faux outrage, just a big act, is he just hungry for publicity like Katie Price?. Who knows.

Judging by the picture on that JC story, one thing is certain – he looks so pained his hubby must have really given him a hard bumming on Sunday afternoon.

the jc.com news

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Needy Radio Listeners Wanting Attention

Since integrating into your green & pleasant land I`ve taken to having the radio on sometimes and it strikes me that I get annoyed about …
People Who Need A Mention On The Radio
There are two kinds of vagini here …
1) Please tell [add name here] that I love them deeply and always will. You are my rock and best friend. I cannot live without you.
2) Just to let you all know that I`m organising a wedding this morning for several hundred people whilst also doing the cooking & looking after the kids (single parent, obvs) prior to arranging a family holiday later this evening before taking the Range Rover in for an MOT whilst doing a double shift at work.

As per the above, (1) – why don`t you tell them to their face? Seriously, nobody else is interested in your sad little life.

And (2) – yet you still found time to let millions of other fuckwits know via to an inane radio show and tell everyone who again, don`t give a shit about your sad little life.

What is wrong with these twats?

I`m guessing its because they don`t get enough attention on whatever slimy advertising platform they`ve joined on the interweb.

BBC News

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Rishi Sunak (17) and Rochdale Hysteria

One nutter gets elected in Rochdale and Westminster is in full panic mode.

In his message to the nation – Sunak the serpent pisses his pants on air. A dissembling cunt cunt who no one wanted for PM.

Under the guise of a call for calm and unity, Sunak is boo-hooing the crumbling of the Blair Witch project that the Tories have been busily delivering for the past fourteen years.

‘Far right extremists are spreading poison’ whoever the fuck they may be ‘are out to destroy our confidence and hope.’ Ask the government to name these groups and it has no fucking idea.

The message for stricter policing is now out there. Be afraid as the full force of the fatsos is brought to bear on the law-abiding. More money for Prevent means more money to fuck us all over.

‘When they tell lies, we will tell the truth’, presumably it will be delivered by the BBC. This is straight out of Jacinda Ahern’s covids lock down playbook. She did a runner as soon as she saw her lies would be found out. So will Sunak.

The message in Sunak’s speech is code, it has to be. Fuck off.

I expect fellow cunters have seen it, but here it is anyway…

You Tube

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Olaf Scholtz

(Seems that Olaf did a Biden, and fell over while jogging, although how he bruised his eye isn’t made clear, ha! – Day Admin)

This slap head kraut creep is the German Chancellor, leader of the most powerful country in the EU.

The EU appeaser in chief, his principal platform is not to displease the Rooskies at any cost. Even his fellow Germans are getting agitated at his lack of backbone and regular capitulation to Putin.

His game plan is to keep the supplies of cheap Rooskie oil and gas flowing into Germany for the benefit of German industry and the economy and bugger Ukraine in its present difficulties.

Where does Putin get a major part of the funding for his war against Ukraine? By selling oil and gas. You see the difficulty.

Have kept my eye on Scholtz as he has ascended the greasy pole of European power over the years not least because he looks in my eyes like the poster boy for a particular brand of German paedo/pervert tourist that is well known to police across the world.

You get them on the Costas, the Algarve, Thailand and other camping sites, anywhere where young children may be found. They end up getting named and shamed as the Official Suspect and their names protected by law as in the case of Madeleine McCann. Due to legal reasons we can only refer to that gentleman as Christian B. For the avoidance of doubt I make no sexual allegations against Schultz other than to me he looks like a wrong’un.

So our shifty little European Ally and fellow member of NATO finds himself in a spot of hot water domestically with questions asked about why he is not authorising military aid as promised to Ukraine.

Worth reminding Cunters about Scholtz’s last promise which he backpaddled on in the same breath, namely the promise of Panzer Tanks which would be built by our old kraut friends Rheinmetal in Ukraine. How would that work? Precisely.

How does Scholtz play the press on that one? He grasses up his allies of course and reveals that French and specifically Blighty special forces have been playing their traditional role of target location and vectoring against the Rooskies. SAS? You did not read it here.

As expected when the Rooskies were being blown to shite by UK Storm Shadow missiles and other ordnance some little men from Hereford with broken noses and very short hair were in there holding hands. Scholtz confirms this to the press FFS!

Double FFS, I would caution Scholtz to steer well clear of certain pubs in Hereford. Fair play Krauts, its traditional that it’s the Yanks who grass up their British allies (Desert Storm etc ect.)

This from The Independent:-

This is a flagrant abuse of intelligence deliberately designed to distract from Germany’s reluctance to arm Ukraine with its own long-range missile system,” said Tobias Ellwood, the former chairman of the Commons defence committee.

The Independent

BBC News

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Fake Eyelashes, Fake Mental Health Among Youngsters

I am convinced my fellow cunters will enjoy getting their teeth into this nom.

My local online rag comments section usually brings out the simpering, cat loving, weedy sort who aspire to be on a parish council as some sort of social status. However on this occasion I find myself agreeing with them.

This is a story (I really wish it was a work of fiction, but sadly not) about a school in my area who’s headmaster has decided to allow (well…I’m not going to say, as it is so piss boiling I will let cunters read the link) Anyhow…….unsurprisingly the comments section has gone ballistic, and with good reason. Cunters….this is what happens when woke kids grow up and become woke headmasters.

Ladies and gentlemen….we are going backwards with any evolution we may have had. We know that, otherwise why do we need security guards in fast food restaurants?

Why are smart clothes going out of fashion and the likes of sports direct clothing people for ‘Sunday best’?

Why are the police and hospitals just now another branch of social services to provide counselling at the expense of preventing crimes and healing genuinely ill patients?

Why are those that correct peoples spelling and grammar chastised online for being pedants, rather than being respected for trying to keep hold of higher standards? (You missed out a question mark, ffs!!! – Day Admin)

Why is there no shame anymore in the way people look, talk and express themselves?

Criticism is met with new laws to prevent alternative opinions being aired.

This is the society we are being allowed to happen….and we are fucked.

KentOnLine

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

And while we’re on the subject of mental health – genuine or otherwise, here’s this rather brief nom from Sam Beau

Young People

I would have thought that this would already have been cunted, but if not, …

BBC News

Sorry, I have no more words – however, if you let this short nom through, Admin, I`m sure its brevity will be swamped by voracious responses (if I`m reading the audience right).