is a cunt.

There is footage of a white guy with a sword and the above mentioned channels cannot get enough of it. It it were a knee grow one of Allan’s Snackbar’s friends, the story would have been buried. But not with this one.

CUNTS.

I want to screenshot the above link because the picture of the white person responsible is only available for a split second.

I’m a dark key and I hate this shit.

I will leave you with this:
South Asian student (who I don’t know): Where are you from, Sir?
Me: What do you mean? (Thought processes were which bit of the Indian sub-continent).
Him: You have a very strong accent.
Me: (Realising why he’d asked) I’m from Norf Lahndan, sahn.

He’s also a cunt.

He is a fucking Spanish Brazilian cunt apparently C.A.

Guardian

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.

actually serving and protecting.

For once, not a cunting, but a heart warming ( and belly filling) story.

bbcnews

Suffolk Police arrested a delivery driver, after recognising him as a “failure to appear”.

They then went on to deliver the food that people had ordered.
I bet those folks got a bit of a shock when plod turned up with their quatro formagio, but hats off to them.

Make a change, eh?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Quick cunting here. Not my usual novel.

Anyway, the UN has stated that the Middle East is “on the brink.” For as long as I can remember during my lifetime, this fly-blown, primitive, sand-filled shitpit of a region has been “on the brink” so what makes things different now?

Why should anyone who’s been around a bit (see, over 35) give a ha’penny jizz about what’s happening over there yet again? Obviously the KiddlyWinkles will get upset over “mUh PalEsTinE” and get their knickers in a twist over WW3. Again. Probably something about climate change, too.

Attention seeking Camel Enthusiasts, the lot of the Middle Eastern – that goes for the Israelis, too.

Link here if anyone cares a toss: You Tube

Nominated by: Cuntis_Cuntis

Thank fuck this cunt is dead.

Not only did he (allegedly) get away with a murder he (allegedly) obviously committed, but he brazenly flaunted and laughed about it as well. THEN went on to commit armed robbery and kidnapping afterwards. Talk about pushing your fucking luck.

He was a nasty, thuggish, lying, conniving, feral piece of pondlife scum, and the world will be a better place now he’s gone.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

 
For all those wanting my opinion on the subject (and indeed, for all those who don’t) I’m prepared to state categorically that so-called ‘artificial intelligence’ is nothing but a load of wank.

Furthermore, I offer proof of my assertion. AI has predicted the winners of the Premier League for every year up to 2100, and get this. The mighty Aston Villa will not be crowned champions until season 2043/44;

Daily Star

I mean ffs! Anybody who knows anything at all about the game knows that with Unai ‘The Don’ Emery at the helm, Villa will be champions before the end of the decade. You don’t need more than two brain cells to rub together to work that one out. You can bet your pension on it.

What does AI know about football? The thin end of the square root of fuck all. And there’s a bloke down our pub who reckons that AI will end up running everything, and nobody will have a job. Bag o’ shite.

Nominated by Ron Knee.