Jesus wept (was he Melanin Rich?) the latest woke euphemism for the Black/White situation being aired by wokos on Al Jazeera (yes I watch Al Jazz from time to town to get a laugh out of its totally biased ant-Israeli and UK reporting) is to judge racial standing by Melanin content. IE Black people (including the Qataris who own Al Jazz) are no longer Black, they are “Melanin Rich” and the Woes of the World are no longer down to Whitey any more, they are down to those Low in Melanin.

For the elucidation of thick Melanin Low cunts out there, Melanin is a pigment found in the skin, a chemical that provides shades of brown to black and is instrumental in skin colour and the tanning process. Immediately The Laws of Unintended Consequences start to operate. The Whitey Karen on a sun bed who overstays her time can thus legitimately attend Black Only events until her skin peels.

Want to apply for Black Only Arts and Business Grants and theatre tickets or fancy appearing as a talking head on telly? Slap on the old Hawaiian Tropic and boost your Melanin cunters. Funnily enough this old punter grew up thinking it was a type of plastic popular in the ‘50s and ‘60s for making dinner ware, table tops and mugs. (Oh Melamine) All goes to show. There must be life in the dog yet because our trendy life-style gurus are in there monetizing the product:

Shanti Gifts

I suppose we shall also start hearing about Melanin Transitioning to be inclusive about our Chinese and Asiatic friends. This leads on to Melanin Theory, a racial doctrine that asserts that Whitey is inherently dumber than darker people due to lack of Melanin. The theory also claims that inter-racial couplings occur because the Whitey half is looking to get smarter off-spring with more Melanin.

Google Books

And this is a bit of fun from The Mail about a BBC journalist who gets in a Melanin froth:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13035487/Senior-BBC-employee-accused-anti-semitism-branding-Jews-Nazi-parasites-funded-holohoax-calling-white-people-virus-series-posts-social-media.html

All these Hot Ticket theories but there is nothing new about them. Just a product of the usual academic recycling. Back in the ‘70s it emerged from the swamp as Pigment Envy:

Washington Post

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

(The alleged attacker since arrested and charged – Day Admin)

Well they say you get what you vote for and for young women in the Big Crapple that means getting sucker punched in broad daylight in random street attacks. I’m more than happy to generalize and say these are probably liberal women who vote Democrat and have elected a mayor and state governor who have overseen a rise in violent homeless attacks, assaults, muggings and gun crime aided by the insane no bail law and exacerbated by calls to defund the police.

Do they deserve to get punched for no other reason than being a bit of a naïve wet fart lib? No, of course not but this type of behaviour was prevented by the lower level stuff like littering, vandalism and fare evasion being ruthlessly punished in mayor Giuliani’s broken windows theory back in the 90’s and transformed New York into one of the countries safest big cities.

At the moment its more like broken noses than broken windows but citizens will get their chance in Nov 2025 when Mayor Eric Adams is up for re-election but I predict more of the same Queers for Palestine type of hive mind.

You Tube

New York Times

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Everywhere we go now seems to be festooned with small dogs, particularly dachshunds, many of which are being carried or chauffeured in puppy pushchairs.

Obviously, a new must-have accessory for the dim-witted and/or unselfconscious.

But let`s not get all depressed – my belief is that every cunt has a silver lining.

Why don`t we use this opportunity to have a fun competition – `Name That Sausage`.

So, if you had a sausage dog, what would you call it?

Mine are, if it’s a girl, Strudel; and a boy, Hitler.

Or maybe you already have one, possibly called Swastika.

Either way, I look forward to your suggestions.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

I found myself typing “It’s a wonder her showbiz chums haven’t set up a gofundme for poor Kate” yesterday, ..

“Site for unworthy lowlifes such as it is, I doubt they say no to much”.

Imagine my surprise when I took a brief aside, typed it into the ISaC search bar & found no direct hits.

I don’t particularly know MUCH about them, but what I DO surmise, is that by what they allow on their platform(s), they must be cunts.

Which suits THIS site’s raison d’être.

Like a lot of things, I reckon perhaps the initial motivation behind GFM was good intentions ; like most things if that’s the case then it’s been bastardized to bits & had the good taken out of it by the greedy/selfish/rotten/awful percentage of humanity.

Funerals and; ‘associated costs’ for dead criminals/scumbags was mostly what I knew it for, from news reports. “A Gofundme has been started” the words adorning practically any story where an undesirable met their demise.

Outright scammers, as well. Untruthful sob stories in a nutshell. Par for the online course, of course. No fee to start one up. And why would they stop you … they lift 3% from registered chariddies (from the donated amount as it comes in, even if an overall target isn’t met. 8% in the all other cases). Well, from what 2 mins on Google just told me. So a twelfth, roughly.

Then there’s the millionaires that use the likes. Zach Braff and Robert Trujillo two people who jump to mind, crowdfunding for vanity projects to the tune of 2 million apiece while Forbes reckoned each could have drawn down 2 million respectively from their personal accounts and still had 23 million left over each at the time(s)

. I can find no residual details on Trujillo’s one bar a general mention (“Pledgemusic”), but I do remember posting the second – and highly irreverent – reaction to it on Metallica’s own message boards at the time … the fastest taking-down of a post in earthly history!

(“Grampappy always said let multi-millionaires indulge their own hobbies & interests, a doctrine I just can’t shake unfortunately”)

Of course, for every cunt with the hand OUT, there must be a bunch of folk with wallet in hand… paypigs is the associated phrase, I believe. Well intentioned, I suppose, .. but in the world we live in …naive and gullible is probably more accurate for the most part.

South Park gave them(GFM) the works in 2014, but I never see any condemnation of it generally. Maybe cunters have the knowledge to correct me and/or prove my hunch wrong?

And finally .. Just last weekend I learned 2 pornstars (of whom I was aware) will be a-porning no more. Emily Willis is in a coma, and probably not long for this world, .. and Kagney Lynn Carter went down on a shotgun a few months ago. Guess what! One GFM for the former ; the star of over 700 scenes … and THREE separate ongoing ones for the latter, already dead & buried…two by some of her ‘friends’ .. for a memorial they claim. 28K in the pot for Ms.Willis so far, 11K for the other.

Does anyone keep an eye on what the money actually gets spent on? .. Is it binding in any way? Is it fuck, I reckon.

Anyways, ..I’m not heading towards any particular point with this, so over to the rest of you …

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Wasn’t sure of an angle to come from with the link … settled on this one outlining the backlash at Zach Braff’s Kickstarter – which met its $2 million goal in no time, and cunts still kept throwing money at it up to 2.6 million. Nice little earner for all concerned on the receiving end.

MarketingDrive

Nominated by: Cunt’emAll

(“Anyone seen my brain? It’s this big!“-  Day Admin)

Yes, it is real. Well according to the desperate hacks at The Guardian:

The Guardian

However, it is not as bad as you might think. Although there are allegations that “Crooked Joe” is a sex obsessed undead maniac, the so-called “Bump” is not a reference to his aged todger being seen on the campaign trail. No, it is all about a rise in his numbers from a poll taken in Wisconsin and a other “swing” states. In some he is almost level with the Orange Man.

What can be the reason for this exciting development? Apparently it is down to extra support given by Obummer who has been resurrected to add some extra oomph to the octogenarian’s bid for a second term. Either that, or it might just be more wishful thinking from the lefties who are worried about Trump’s “piles ” ie $billions from floating Truth Social.

Roll on November.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

And seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to second this nomination and add that it’s not just the Community Con Artist working behind the scenesnto help the Horny Old Coffin Dodger, but ‘Ole Slick Hilly is at it as well.

The Demonrats are pissing all over themselves in terror as the reality dawns on them that Donald Trump is not only the likely Repubicunt opponent but also the likely General Election winner.

Here’s your own lovable old whore, Auntie Beeb trying to convince you that because a bunch of Leftist Elites pay a lot of money to mingle with this scum that they actually are leading in the race and poised to win.

BBC News

By the way did anyone notice some of the celebretards attending the dinner? Bitch Queen Latifa and Fucking Lizzo!

I don’t care how much money these 2 heffers pay for their tickets, the event will lose money when they belly up to the buffet.

OMG! Sex Machine Joe, Queen Latifa and Lizzo in a Menage et Hog!

I’m going to be sick.