British comedy

Posted on December 16, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The British Comedy Awards – a bigger bunch of unfunny cunts would be hard to find anywhere.

Steve Coogan…lol..fuck off ballbag.

The whole shit shower of them, blowing smoke up each others holes. fuck me, I can’t remember when any single one of them came out with a funny line.

Nominated by : DanB

If you’re looking for a totally unfunny shitbag cunt to front an even bigger load of shitbag cunts, then you really don’t need to look further than Johnathan Woss on the British Comedy Awards.

Nominated by: Jack Dee

Alan Carr “I want to shit fuck your shitting brains out”; Sachsgate : “Andrew I’m so sorry for being a cunt”; Wossy biting the hand that feeds him by calling Channel 4 “a bunch of cunts”

This is funny?

Nominated by: John Smith’s Bitter

The Welsh

Posted on December 15, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

What a bunch of sheep shagging, fucked up accented, 2 time grand slam 6 nations robbing, Tom Jones bashing cunts! Why why why Delilah? Why fucking, cunting not!!!

You’re all a load of ignorant sheep banging in the valleys vile village idiotic CUNTS!

To sum up my conclusion, you’re all a bunch of cunting, cunted cuntworthy fucking CUNTS!

Nominated by: Billy

(…and you speak a dead language as well! Ed. )

Air wankers

Posted on December 14, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Been plagued for years in this fucking PC world by cunts next to other cunts doing the old sign language hand jive for cunts that cannot hear. Theatre performances, kinema shows, fucking BBC news – you name it and there is some self important tosser distracting and ruining one’s viewing pleasure. If you are Mutt and Jeff every sympathy old cock but do fuck orf and read about it later.

Only look on the bright side delicious news that the signing cunt during the snuff of Mandela celebrations was a total fake. Deaf cunts had not a clue what was going on. PC police now trying to find out who the fuck the tosser was. Hero in my book blagging it to earn a few quid. Him excepted, signers are air wanking cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Trending icons

Posted on December 13, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

People who say “Iconic” when what they really mean is “famous” and people who say “trending” when what they realiy mean is “popular” – big fat cunts one and all.

I went into my local HMV yesterday and alongside a sign saying “CHART” there was a new sign saying “TRENDING” – I was minded to go back later and firebomb the cunts out of existence.

Those cunts at Twitter are to blame for “trending” and it goes without saying that everyone on Twitter is a cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

The Elders

Posted on December 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Came across this shower of self righteous smug hateful cunts during the never ending Mandela bore-a-thon on TV.

Have you ever read such fucking pretentious shite in your life. Worst of the lot of them though is the toe curlingly annoying up her own arse cunt, Mary Robinson.

Nominated by: DanB

FFS! You have to be joking! Just who are these self righteous up their own arse cunts anyway?

Surprise surprise! Founder Nelson fucking Mandela. Honorary member Desmond fucking Tutu. Chairman Kofi Annan.

Who else for the cuntroll? Martti Ahtisaari former president of Finland and winner of the nobel Peace Prize for bullshit, Ela Bhatt founder of the Self-Employed Women’s Association in India, Lakhdar Brahimi a former Algerian freedom fighter (another fucking peacemaker with a gun?), Gro Harlem Brundtland the first woman Prime Minister of Norway, Fernando H Cardoso the former President of Brazil (famous for reducing poverty apparently. Have you been to Brazil lately?), Jimmy the peanut king Carter, Hina Jilani a human rights lawyer (FFS! No!), Graça Machel another fucking human rights ‘champion’, Mary Robinson a ‘forceful advocate for womens participation in human dignity’ (whatever the fuck that means!), and last but not least Ernesto Zedillo a former President of Mexico ‘who led profound democratic and social reforms; economist and advocate of multilateralism, inclusive globalisation, nuclear non-proliferation and drug policy reform.’

Well spotted DanB. A right pretentious bunch of self appointed, self opinionated and self important cunts if ever there was one. I expect Blair will be joining now there’s a vacancy. Probably end up running it!

Nominated by: Dioclese