This cunt has just been sent down for trying to impose Sharia Law in East London. The ginger twat has a face only his mother could love and clearly embraced Islam to get an arranged marriage to some unfortunate 11 Pakistani girl so he can finally pop his cherry. With a bit of luck maybe he’ll now get his cherry popped by Big Mary from C Wing after fumbling his soap in the shower…
Nominated by: Occams Razor
Not content on selling shitty crisps, he now ruins our beloved Saturday night football fest with his usual bullshit approach of “I know fuck all about fuck all” attitude.
When talking about Ruud Van Nistelrooy he said bla bla bla ”What`s with the long face?” Well Gary news for you : Ruud was the more complete striker/player than you ever were you fucking gormless cunt, and he`s got the medals to prove it… what did you win you cunt??
Stick to selling crisps `cos as a football analyst/presenter I can`t take you seriously without thinking about you and the stupid fucking annoying/irritating adverts.
Nominated by: Tony
Here’s a picture of the dead cunt sticking two fingers up to the press at Bruce Reynolds funeral earlier this year. If you really want to know what a total cunt this bloke was, then take a look
So that’s the shortest dead pool yet and all bets are off and we start again. I promise to resist the temptation to crow about scoring the first hat trick! Well, maybe just a little?…
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 7.
One rule change and in case you’re new to the world of predicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
No wonder that cunt in the photo is trying to shoot himself.
Nominated by: Monsieur Cnut
This waste of a penis reckons he can save the world from World War III by inserting his thick head up the arse of another cunt, the Supreme Leader of North Korea; Kim Jong [C]Un[t].
How is Rodman going to save us? Well, on or about, January 8th, (the little fat cunt’s 31st birthday) he’s going to organise a netball match in Ping-y-Pong between some of his fellow has-beens and the Korean Netball team. Quite how this is going to save us has gone right over my head; but I have a constructive alternative.
Two of the biggest cunts in the world will be in the same place, at the same time, watching netball in Ping-y-Pong. So, President Obama (I’m getting greedy: a third cunt), why don’t you give your drone controllers a break from killing women and children, Google where Korea is and send one over to Ping-y-Pong.
Then, you can get rid of two turds with one drone – geddit?
Nominated by : Bolton Boy